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I like to drink vodka with my friend mike.

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Brett Favre: The Most Comfortable QB In The NFL

Published 11 months ago
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MJ Kasprzak responded to a comment on NFL: Bengals 31, Packers 24...the Game Unseen
MJ Kasprzak responded to a comment on NFL: Bengals 31, Packers 24...the Game Unseen
Aric Klobi responded to a comment on Green Bay Packers-Bengals Aftermath: Is Mike McCarthy in Charge Here?
Aric Klobi responded to a comment on Green Bay Packers-Bengals Aftermath: Is Mike McCarthy in Charge Here?
Mark Borchardt commented on What the Favre is Going On?
Mike Schank responded to a comment on Brett Favre Vs. Aaron Rodgers II; Week Two
Mike Schank responded to a comment on Brett Favre Vs. Aaron Rodgers II; Week Two
ben lauer responded to a comment on Brett Favre vs. Aaron Rodgers II; Week One

The Short List What Mark thinks about sport's most pressing questions

Favorite Athletes

Brett Favre and Mike McCarthy (AKA The Big Ugly or Healthy Body)
Favorite Sports Teams

Vikings
Favorite Coaches

Brett Favre... Best coach in GB since Lombardi
All Time Sports Moment

The last pick that rodgers threw (Changes every week man)
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Every Favre record
Unitas or Montana?

Favre
Jordan or Russell?

Favre
Tiger or Nicklaus?

John Daly
Petty or Earnhardt?

Earnhardt Sr.
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Big 10

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by David
about 1 month ago

Haha, yeah. He did a good job of keeping the ball safe. He's got the easiest job in the NFL now.
by Doug
2 months ago

Just to get everyone excited about the up coming season, here is the Favre vs. Rodgers preview. Hope to see your comments

Doug Dwyer

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/247858-favre-versus-rodgers-2009-preview
by Kristin
6 months ago

The Favre Saga continues:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/169053-brett-favre-on-second-thoughtmaybe-purple-is-your-color
by Nesta
9 months ago

" Dead Beat....Dead Beat.....Deat Beat " I've got it! You should have a bunch of blind midgets and old people chanting those words as they point at your in disgust in your next movie. If you could lay that down on film, you would finally have a career, instead of lingering around the boys locker room at the local gradeschool in new berlin. God you smell donkey balls!
by Nesta
9 months ago

Hey Deadbeat! Make any sweet horror films lately? Still drinking yourself into oblivion? God you are a waste of skin. A horrible, horrible waste of talent.
by MJ
9 months ago

Make sure you check out my first weekly installment of the Packers positional analysis...
by David
10 months ago

Mark, Favre would win that competition every day of the week.
by Nesta
10 months ago

Hey Dead beat....get the shit kicked out of you recently? I'm guessing that toothless uncle of yours that is in the movie probably got drunk and started to wail on you. Why else would you be as ugly as you are? Good grief, you look like a drunken retarded midget left out in the cold
by MJ
11 months ago

Yo, check my Favre vs. Montana. Out.
by Mike
11 months ago

Hey listen here Mark, I don't need this right now. You know how busy I've been and since last week at Uncle Bills when we got drunk and you made me drive you home? Man Mark what kind of friends make friends drive them home drunk? I woke up and felt I would be alright if I never saw you again in my life. I'll think about it though Mark alright. I'll think about it. I am happy man, I'm just not happy with you right now.
by Nesta
11 months ago

Hey Retard...where've you been? I hope those comments about your lot in life didn't upset you. Just remember, as bad as it gets, there is always another Schlitz!
by Mike
11 months ago

hey mark you there man?
by Mike
11 months ago

hey man its out man. finally its here. my first article man check it out!

"Wanted For Treason: Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson"
by Mike
11 months ago

hey mark man I think we need to get you some help. I haven't seen you sober in over a year and I see you everyday. The first thing you do when you wake up is crack open a Milwaukee best and forget to do your chores for your mom. Shes over 80 mark and you still make her take out the trash. You eat all her food , live in her house and use all her gas without giving anything back. I dont get it mark? You come to me when youre low on booze money and expect me to give you my lottery money. I never tell you anymore when I win a scratch off cause I know you will just want to take my money. If you even want to finish Northwestern were going to need funds and if you keep spending all your funds on booze we'll never finish it. Well anyways man enough with the lecture. I hope youre home at 8 cause uncle bill and I are coming over with a case to watch the game. Get ready to party!
by daniel
11 months ago

loved your movie man...or the documentary of your movie. your movie was pretty interesting in that strange kind of way.

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