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I like to drink vodka with my friend mike.

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The Short List What Mark thinks about sport's most pressing questions

  • Favorite Athletes

    Brett Favre and Mike McCarthy (AKA The Big Ugly or Healthy Body)

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Vikings

  • Favorite Coaches

    Brett Favre... Best coach in GB since Lombardi

  • All Time Sports Moment

    The last pick that rodgers threw (Changes every week man)

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Every Favre record

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Favre

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Favre

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    John Daly

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Earnhardt Sr.

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Big 10

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  1. Haha, yeah. He did a good job of keeping the ball safe. He's got the easiest job in the NFL now.

  2. Just to get everyone excited about the up coming season, here is the Favre vs. Rodgers preview. Hope to see your comments

    Doug Dwyer

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/247858-favre-versus-rodgers-2009-preview

  3. " Dead Beat....Dead Beat.....Deat Beat " I've got it! You should have a bunch of blind midgets and old people chanting those words as they point at your in disgust in your next movie. If you could lay that down on film, you would finally have a career, instead of lingering around the boys locker room at the local gradeschool in new berlin. God you smell donkey balls!

  4. Hey Deadbeat! Make any sweet horror films lately? Still drinking yourself into oblivion? God you are a waste of skin. A horrible, horrible waste of talent.

  5. Make sure you check out my first weekly installment of the Packers positional analysis...

  6. Mark, Favre would win that competition every day of the week.

  7. Hey Dead beat....get the shit kicked out of you recently? I'm guessing that toothless uncle of yours that is in the movie probably got drunk and started to wail on you. Why else would you be as ugly as you are? Good grief, you look like a drunken retarded midget left out in the cold

  8. Yo, check my Favre vs. Montana. Out.

  9. Hey listen here Mark, I don't need this right now. You know how busy I've been and since last week at Uncle Bills when we got drunk and you made me drive you home? Man Mark what kind of friends make friends drive them home drunk? I woke up and felt I would be alright if I never saw you again in my life. I'll think about it though Mark alright. I'll think about it. I am happy man, I'm just not happy with you right now.

  10. Hey Retard...where've you been? I hope those comments about your lot in life didn't upset you. Just remember, as bad as it gets, there is always another Schlitz!

  11. hey mark you there man?

  12. hey man its out man. finally its here. my first article man check it out!

    "Wanted For Treason: Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson"

  13. hey mark man I think we need to get you some help. I haven't seen you sober in over a year and I see you everyday. The first thing you do when you wake up is crack open a Milwaukee best and forget to do your chores for your mom. Shes over 80 mark and you still make her take out the trash. You eat all her food , live in her house and use all her gas without giving anything back. I dont get it mark? You come to me when youre low on booze money and expect me to give you my lottery money. I never tell you anymore when I win a scratch off cause I know you will just want to take my money. If you even want to finish Northwestern were going to need funds and if you keep spending all your funds on booze we'll never finish it. Well anyways man enough with the lecture. I hope youre home at 8 cause uncle bill and I are coming over with a case to watch the game. Get ready to party!

  14. loved your movie man...or the documentary of your movie. your movie was pretty interesting in that strange kind of way.

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