1. Early JMU Joke Is on ACC's Top Team

    You had to see this coming... Q: How many batteries does it take to light up Virginia Tech's Lane Stadium? A: 1-AA And just like that, we are at Week 3 and ACC football is in the crapper...

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  2. Will the ACC Realign?

    A good bit of talk around the weekend cookout circuit centered around the possible implosion of the Big 12 and the creation of some greatly expanded college football super conferences...

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  3. Duke-Butler: Not as Pretty as Advertised

    If you follow the media at all, you might be inclined to believe that Monday night’s Duke-Butler game was one of the greatest NCAA finals ever played...

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  4. ACC Basketball: Stop and Smell the Blazers, Count Blessings, Repeat

    Kevin Scarbinsky writes a nice piece for the Birmingham News about how North Carolina’s coaches, players, and fans get it. It's worth reading. To do so, click here . In short, he points out to the U...

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  5. North Carolina Tar Heels: Rumor Central

    All of you loyal readers know that Today’sACCHeadlines.com, the blog of record for major ACC sports, has ridiculously high journalistic standards. We don’t get bogged down in recruiting information or various rumors about players or coaches...

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  6. Cause for Virginia Cavaliers' Recent Skid Discovered?

    Everything was going along swimmingly for rookie head coach Tony Bennett at the University of Virginia... Removed from the cold, wet, vampire- and grunge-infested great Northwest, Bennett was set to make a mark on ACC basketball...

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  7. BCS: Introducing The Most Full-Of-Crap Man in the World

    You know all about Dos XXs Most Interesting Man In The World…well, meet the Most Massively Full-Of-Crap Man In The World. He really does speak Russian in French and when he tells you the world is flat, he believes it...

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  8. Tiger Poses for Vanity Fair, Forgets to Wear Clothes

    Tiger Woods will be featured in the new Vanity Fair which hits newsstands this week. He is the subject of a photo essay shot by famous photographer Annie Leibovitz.Sources tell TodaysACCHeadlines...

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  9. T.A.H.: Gruden To Be Next Head Coach of Redskins?

    Based on the conversation we just heard between Tony Kornheiser and Rick “Doc” Walker on Dan Snyder’s Red Zebra Broadcasting ESPN 980 radio, TodaysACCHeadlines...

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  10. Tiger Ties Another Record; Runner-up In Wall Street Journal Poll

    One day after being named the Athlete of the Decade by the Associated Press, Tiger Woods tied a record many thought would never be threatened;consecutive days on the cover of the N.Y. Post...

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  11. White House Gate Crashers Linked To Tiger? (Satire)

    "Sometimes" reliable sources…OK, OK…"occasionally" reliable sources close to TodaysACCHeadlines.com tell us that another Tiger Woods mistress is about to go public...

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  12. PGA To Consider Cheerleaders for Tiger? (Satire)

    Sources close to TodaysACCHeadlines.com are whispering rumors that PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem will hold a press conference in the very near future to reassure fans of professional golf that ...

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  13. Big Ten/ACC Challenge All Tied Up 3-3

    While many prognosticators are predicting that the Big Ten may have a breakout year and finally win the Big Ten/ACC Challenge, after last night it’s all tied up at 3-3.   Penn State got the Big Ten off to an early lead with a win over Virginia...

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  14. ACC Football Finals Predictably Disappointing

    At the beginning of the college football season that is now winding down, national expectations for the ACC were limited...

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  15. Like There Isn't Enough Trouble at FSU Already

    Evidently, the coaching carousel at Florida State needs one more incoming coach to go along with the "in-waiting" and "in-leaving" coaches already on staff...

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  16. University of Virginia: They'll Do What They Always Do

    According to AP, Virginia Athletic Director Craig Littlepage says a decision on Al Groh's future as the school's football coach will come at the end of the season...

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  17. A Seminole Dilemma: Bowden Staying or Going?

    Based on the latest twist in the Mickie Andrews story, we vote “Staying whether you like it or not” or “Go ahead, fire me, I dare you...

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  18. Tar Heels Upset Virginia Tech

    Butch Davis’ North Carolina Tar Heels came to Blacksburg not only winless in ACC play, but also as a 15.5 point underdog to the No. 14 Hokies...

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  19. Washington Redskins: Misery Has Company

    Tacee Hamilton of the Washington Post (the newspaper whose sole journalistic goal it is to ruin the Washington Redskins—according to the Washington Redskins) describes the current ...

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  20. Redskins' Management: Trampling on Basic American Freedoms?

    The story below appeared as a comment after a post of Dan Steinberg's D.C. Sports Blog about the change in fan behavior and accompanying fashion statements at last night's Redskins' game...

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  21. Eagles 27, Redskins 17: Redskin Fans 0

    Dear Mr. Snyder: Congrats, again you deftly turned our little inside/outside the beltway family squabble into a national drama of epic reality T.V. proportions. Well, at least everybody who works for ESPN can agree on something...

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  22. Georgia Tech Football Jumps Up to No. 11

    After defeating then-No. 4 Virginia Tech with an overwhelming display of offensive fireworks and some pretty good defense, Georgia Tech shot up 11 spots in the polls and is now looking to be the ACC’s benchmark squad with its highest ranking since 2001...

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  23. New Yorker Article Compares Football to Dog Fighting

    Ridiculous, you say? When you read Malcolm Gladwell’s article in the most recent New Yorker that compares multiple head injuries of NFL players to what happens as a result of Vick-style dog fighting, you might change your view...

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  24. The Long, Overdue Return of "Dear Mr. Snyder"

    Today: The definition of insanity. We’ll keep it short, after all, where do we really begin ? Previously, the Dear Mr. Snyder feature was a T.A.H...

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  25. FSU'S ANDREWS ONLY COACH NOT PLAGUED BY CONTROVERSY (YET)

    Florida State Head-Coach-In-Leaving Bobby Bowden, Florida State Head-Coach-In-Waiting Jimbo Fisher, FSU President-In-Leaving T.K...

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