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PGA To Consider Cheerleaders for Tiger? (Satire)

Sources close to TodaysACCHeadlines.com are whispering rumors that PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem will hold a press conference in the very near future to reassure fans of professional golf that ...

Written by Glenn Petty about 2 days ago 93 reads 0 comments
Big Ten/ACC Challenge All Tied Up 3-3

While many prognosticators are predicting that the Big Ten may have a breakout year and finally win the Big Ten/ACC Challenge, after last night it’s all tied up at 3-3. Penn State got the Big Ten off to an early lead with a win over Virginia...

Written by Glenn Petty about 2 days ago 283 reads 0 comments
ACC Football Finals Predictably Disappointing

At the beginning of the college football season that is now winding down, national expectations for the ACC were limited...

Written by Glenn Petty about 5 days ago 244 reads 3 comments
Like There Isn't Enough Trouble at FSU Already

Evidently, the coaching carousel at Florida State needs one more incoming coach to go along with the "in-waiting" and "in-leaving" coaches already on staff...

Written by Glenn Petty about 21 days ago 11 reads 0 comments
University of Virginia: They'll Do What They Always Do

According to AP, Virginia Athletic Director Craig Littlepage says a decision on Al Groh's future as the school's football coach will come at the end of the season...

Written by Glenn Petty about 29 days ago 544 reads 1 comments
A Seminole Dilemma: Bowden Staying or Going?

Based on the latest twist in the Mickie Andrews story, we vote “Staying whether you like it or not” or “Go ahead, fire me, I dare you...

Written by Glenn Petty about 29 days ago 8 reads 0 comments
Tar Heels Upset Virginia Tech

Butch Davis’ North Carolina Tar Heels came to Blacksburg not only winless in ACC play, but also as a 15.5 point underdog to the No. 14 Hokies...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 130 reads 0 comments
Washington Redskins: Misery Has Company

Tacee Hamilton of the Washington Post (the newspaper whose sole journalistic goal it is to ruin the Washington Redskins—according to the Washington Redskins) describes the current situation perfectly in her editorial this morning, “Misery Has Company ...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 198 reads 0 comments
Redskins' Management: Trampling on Basic American Freedoms?

The story below appeared as a comment after a post of Dan Steinberg's D.C. Sports Blog about the change in fan behavior and accompanying fashion statements at last night's Redskins' game. If true, it's disturbing on one hand and ridiculous on the other.

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 340 reads 6 comments
Eagles 27, Redskins 17: Redskin Fans 0

Dear Mr. Snyder: Congrats, again you deftly turned our little inside/outside the beltway family squabble into a national drama of epic reality T.V. proportions. Well, at least everybody who works for ESPN can agree on something...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 137 reads 5 comments
Georgia Tech Football Jumps Up to No. 11

After defeating then-No. 4 Virginia Tech with an overwhelming display of offensive fireworks and some pretty good defense, Georgia Tech shot up 11 spots in the polls and is now looking to be the ACC’s benchmark squad with its highest ranking since 2001...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 3 reads 0 comments
New Yorker Article Compares Football to Dog Fighting

Ridiculous, you say? When you read Malcolm Gladwell’s article in the most recent New Yorker that compares multiple head injuries of NFL players to what happens as a result of Vick-style dog fighting, you might change your view...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 117 reads 0 comments
The Long, Overdue Return of "Dear Mr. Snyder"

Today: The definition of insanity. We’ll keep it short, after all, where do we really begin ? Previously, the Dear Mr. Snyder feature was a T.A.H...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 93 reads 0 comments
FSU'S ANDREWS ONLY COACH NOT PLAGUED BY CONTROVERSY (YET)

Florida State Head-Coach-In-Leaving Bobby Bowden, Florida State Head-Coach-In-Waiting Jimbo Fisher, FSU President-In-Leaving T.K...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 46 reads 0 comments
SCANDAL: UVa's Scott Stadium Turf Grown In…Maryland!

Evidently, U2’s 170-ton stage, which is the largest ever to be used for a concert tour according to Rolling Stone, wreaks havoc and destruction on local football fields...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 203 reads 0 comments
THE RIDDLE REPORT

No. 11 Elon’s Junior quarterback Scott Riddle of Ramseur, NC (hometown of T.A.H. Pop Culture Editor Young A.T.) grew up next door to T.A.H. loyalist and founding member John Allen (first cousin of T...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 3 reads 0 comments
The Michael Vick Project: Nuh-Uh!

Well, it had to happen...actually, both things had to happen. First off, you had to figure that sooner or later gossip mogul Perez Hilton would find his way to T.A.H. After all, T.A.H. Pop Culture Editor Young A...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 94 reads 0 comments
Dear Jim Smith: Leave Bobby Bowden Alone

M-E-M-O To: Jim Smith, Former Florida Attorney General and Gubernatorial Candidate and current Chairman of the Florida State University Board of Trustees.From: Editor, T.A.H. Knower-of-all-Things-ACC-Related...

Written by Glenn Petty about about 1 month ago 219 reads 3 comments
Bolivian Soccer: A Kick In The Head

We don’t know what kind of legal system they have in Bolivia, but they have at least one soccer player who needs some Prozac and some time in the hooskow… According to Sucks To ...

Written by Glenn Petty about 3 months ago 6 reads 0 comments
College Football Programs in Big Trouble

The Sports Illustrated college football issue is out and, to no surprise here at T.A.H., they have Florida State winning the Atlantic and Virginia Tech winning the Coastal. They pick the Hokies to win the Dr...

Written by Glenn Petty about 3 months ago 77 reads 1 comments
Quality Road Back on Track with Record-Setting Win

It didn't look like a track record, but it was.And just when it appeared there wasn't a three-year-old in the country who could run with super-filly Rachel Alexandra, Edward P...

Written by Glenn Petty about 4 months ago 23 reads 0 comments
Michael Vick's Welcome Home Party Postponed—What's Next? Death? Taxes?

Seriously, some bunch of knuckleheads are going to throw a party for Michael Vick. Rumor has it there was going to be a parade of injured dogs—just kidding...

Written by Glenn Petty about 4 months ago 163 reads 0 comments
Should Tom Watson Blame His Caddie for Open Stumble?

Tom Watson had just hit a perfect drive on the 18th hole of the final round of the 138th Open Championship. He simply needed par to become the oldest golfer to win a major...

Written by Glenn Petty about 4 months ago 132 reads 1 comments
Nicanor Scratches From $750,000 Virginia Derby

Virginia’s run of bad luck in big races for colts continues as Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro’s full-brother Nicanor has scratched from tomorrow’s $750,000 Virginia Derby Gr...

Written by Glenn Petty about 4 months ago 23 reads 0 comments
Barbaro's Brother Odd Morning Line Favorite In $750,000 Virginia Derby

We were somewhat surprised when Babaro’s brother Nicanor, making only his sixth lifetime start and his third on the turf, was made the morning-line favorite at 7-2 for Saturday’s $750,000 Virginia Derby...

Written by Glenn Petty about 4 months ago 95 reads 1 comments

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Glenn Petty Article Archive

PGA To Consider Cheerleaders for Tiger? (Satire)

Big Ten/ACC Challenge All Tied Up 3-3

ACC Football Finals Predictably Disappointing

Like There Isn't Enough Trouble at FSU Already

University of Virginia: They'll Do What They Always Do

A Seminole Dilemma: Bowden Staying or Going?

Tar Heels Upset Virginia Tech

Washington Redskins: Misery Has Company

Redskins' Management: Trampling on Basic American Freedoms?

Eagles 27, Redskins 17: Redskin Fans 0

Georgia Tech Football Jumps Up to No. 11

New Yorker Article Compares Football to Dog Fighting

The Long, Overdue Return of "Dear Mr. Snyder"

FSU'S ANDREWS ONLY COACH NOT PLAGUED BY CONTROVERSY (YET)

SCANDAL: UVa's Scott Stadium Turf Grown In…Maryland!

THE RIDDLE REPORT

The Michael Vick Project: Nuh-Uh!

Dear Jim Smith: Leave Bobby Bowden Alone

Bolivian Soccer: A Kick In The Head

College Football Programs in Big Trouble

Quality Road Back on Track with Record-Setting Win

Michael Vick's Welcome Home Party Postponed—What's Next? Death? Taxes?

Should Tom Watson Blame His Caddie for Open Stumble?

Nicanor Scratches From $750,000 Virginia Derby

Barbaro's Brother Odd Morning Line Favorite In $750,000 Virginia Derby

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