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Four People Who Can Help LeBron Win

Its obvious: LeBron needs some help out there, somebody, anybody to help take some of the load off of his shoulders. And LeBron doesn’t need much…as a matter of fact, just about any player who is breathing will do...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 6 months ago 347 reads 4 comments
Derrick Rose Might Have Cheated On the SAT

Okay, so word is coming out tonight that the Memphis Tigers Basketball team did some cheating during the 2007-08 season...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 6 months ago 627 reads 2 comments
Rick Pitino Now Caught Up in an ABORTION and Extortion Case?

Something big is going to drop in this Rick Pitino vs Karen Sypher case and we just might know what it is. But first a quick overview of the case...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 6 months ago 3,038 reads 5 comments
Get Connected to Derek Fisher's Stalker Via MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter

Derek Fisher is over here in a real life fatal attraction! This chick named Symone has been stalking him for years. You might know her as the "Real Mrs. Fisher" because that’s what she goes by on her MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter accounts...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 7 months ago 817 reads 1 comments
Sorry DWade Lovers, LeBron Is Still The NBA's MVP

We can't believe it! Are we really hearing all this talk over here at JerseyChaser of people claiming Dwayne Wade should get MVP this season? All because he had a few good games and is leading the league in scoring...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 8 months ago 292 reads 6 comments
The Return: Justin Gimelstob On Rodger Federer

After some technical difficulties we would like to introduce you to our new guest blogger Justin Gimelstob. Yes, we said Justin Gimelstob the legend of the grass, the clay, and the hardcourt...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 10 months ago 120 reads 0 comments
Here Goes Ed Werner Again: Why PacMan Is Smart For Suing ESPN

We were just like "Damn ESPN, you’re wrong. Who do you think you are, the police?" We posted on the PacMan story when it broke yesterday, not knowing ESPN was claiming responsibility for the firing of PacMan...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 10 months ago 286 reads 0 comments
Barack Obama Cut from College Intramural Team...Sucks at Basketball

There is a nasty rumor that has been circulating around Eugene, Oregon for some time now concerning the legitimacy of President Obama’s skills on the basketball court...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 10 months ago 338 reads 1 comments
The Sad Story of 'Twan Walker's Last Days As an NBA Player

When I say Tis Tuff, in this case, I mean Tis Tuff. Our dude, ex-NBA star, Employee Number Eight, Antoine Walker, was arrested this morning on suspicion of drunk driving...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 10 months ago 132 reads 1 comments
What Happened To The Money People Donated To The Vick Dogs?

For what they call the best year in sports, SI puts of all things Mike Vick’s dogs on the cover. No Tiger Woods. No Celtics. Not even the much deserving Pete Newel...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 210 reads 5 comments
The Luckiest Athletes of 2008

4. Tom Brady Some might question Tom Brady being on the list. Hurt in the first quarter of the first game of the year, he has missed the entire season...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 44 reads 0 comments
Texas WR Jordan Shipley Staying for 6th Year... Almost Van Wilder Status

Welp Texas has just locked up the Preseason No. 1 seed in football next year. With his No. 1 QB Colt McCoy already pledging to come back to school next year, Mac Brown now has his No. 1 WR to go along with him...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 393 reads 0 comments
Brian Urlacher's Baby Momma and Her Goldigging Drama

Urlacher’s baby momma was arrested this morning, so he had to go pickup his son before the big game versus the Packers because she was in jail...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 448 reads 0 comments
Stuff Athlete's Hate...Number Three: Baby Momma's

Originally I was going to make the third edition of SAH child support, until I realized that supporting children isn’t really something that your average Athlete hates...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 161 reads 1 comments
Drunk Mississippi Coach Fights Cab Driver and Is Arrested...The Day of Game!

Mississippi Coach Andy Kennedy was arrested in Cincinnati at 1 a.m. for getting into it with a cab driver named Mohammed Ould Jiddou. Coach Kennedy is said to have “punched the victim with a closed fist while shouting racial slurs...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 1,244 reads 7 comments
WTF...Mike Vick's Dog On Ellen Show

Alright. Alright. Mike Vick may be taken out of the federal pen and sent to a halfway house in Virginia as early as late January. Halfway houses are cool, definitely way better than jail which is located just above hell...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 286 reads 2 comments
Damn You Shelden Williams...The Player With The NBA's Biggest Head

Candace Parker, how could you? I mean Shelden Williams?! Come on. You are better than that. I had heard they were dating, but I thought it was just a rumor or phase she was in...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 404 reads 0 comments
Allen Iverson: The Man, The Myth, The Dying Legend

The Iverson/Billups trade is about a month old now, which makes it the perfect time to see who came out with the better deal. At first glance it looked like a win-win for both of the teams...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 510 reads 5 comments
At Least Plaxico Burress Is Not a Dick

I have a bone to pick with the popular mainstream media establishment. During the entire Plaxico “Cheddar Bob” Burress saga the past few weeks, we’ve witnessed nearly every ...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 79 reads 1 comments
Los Angeles Lakers Still Trying To Be Better Than The '96 Chicago Bulls

The Lakers are better than the ‘96 Bulls. Beating the Bucks last night 105-92, the Lakers are off to their best start in franchise history. And more importantly, right on pace to beat the Bulls record of 72 wins...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 327 reads 3 comments
Minnesota Vikings Coach Caught Staring

We never understood why people came in the locker room after games. The media can't go in the cheerleaders locker room right after the game, while they are undressing and in towels...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 3,313 reads 0 comments
Jerry Jones You Are Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

You know Jerry Jones is our dude, one of the biggest JerseyChaser’s and one of our favorite owners (right up there with Jerry Buss and Mark Cuban). But, damn learn how to spell...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 11 months ago 88 reads 2 comments
Plaxico Burress: Guilty Until Proven Innocent

America, where is the love? It seems like the entire city and country have turned their backs on the player that they all loved not even a year ago...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 12 months ago 61 reads 1 comments
NC State Football: The World's Oldest JerseyChaser

We might induct this guy into the yet to be established JerseyChaser Hall of Fame. His name is Dewey Corn (great name), and he is the oldest known living JerseyChaser in the world...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 12 months ago 123 reads 0 comments
Mayor Bloomberg Is a Buster and, More Importantly, a Jets Fan

Since we have the Mayor of New York jumping in on the fight against Plaxico, we have to stand up and support him. I mean, come on, you are the Mayor of New York, don’t you have bigger and ...

Written by Jersey Chaser about 12 months ago 106 reads 2 comments

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Jersey Chaser Article Archive

Four People Who Can Help LeBron Win

Derrick Rose Might Have Cheated On the SAT

Rick Pitino Now Caught Up in an ABORTION and Extortion Case?

Get Connected to Derek Fisher's Stalker Via MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter

Sorry DWade Lovers, LeBron Is Still The NBA's MVP

The Return: Justin Gimelstob On Rodger Federer

Here Goes Ed Werner Again: Why PacMan Is Smart For Suing ESPN

Barack Obama Cut from College Intramural Team...Sucks at Basketball

The Sad Story of 'Twan Walker's Last Days As an NBA Player

What Happened To The Money People Donated To The Vick Dogs?

The Luckiest Athletes of 2008

Texas WR Jordan Shipley Staying for 6th Year... Almost Van Wilder Status

Brian Urlacher's Baby Momma and Her Goldigging Drama

Stuff Athlete's Hate...Number Three: Baby Momma's

Drunk Mississippi Coach Fights Cab Driver and Is Arrested...The Day of Game!

WTF...Mike Vick's Dog On Ellen Show

Damn You Shelden Williams...The Player With The NBA's Biggest Head

Allen Iverson: The Man, The Myth, The Dying Legend

At Least Plaxico Burress Is Not a Dick

Los Angeles Lakers Still Trying To Be Better Than The '96 Chicago Bulls

Minnesota Vikings Coach Caught Staring

Jerry Jones You Are Not Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

Plaxico Burress: Guilty Until Proven Innocent

NC State Football: The World's Oldest JerseyChaser

Mayor Bloomberg Is a Buster and, More Importantly, a Jets Fan

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