1. Kansas City Chiefs, 2-12: “I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)”

    The weight of a losing season is equivalent to that of earth upon the shoulders of Atlas. A bone-crunching abomination that falls upon an entire football organization who struggles to hold steady ...

    Russell Fike Written by Russell Fike about almost 6 years ago 214 reads 1 comments

  2. NFL to Appoint Plaxico Burress to Penitentiary Expansion Team

    News of Plaxico Buress’ gunshot wound has spread more quickly than a California wildfire. Burress was the victim of a shooting by a man named Plaxico Burress...

    Russell Fike Written by Russell Fike about almost 6 years ago 657 reads 0 comments

  3. The Bowl System Is an Unjust Hierarchy (Who Decides the Fate of Your Team?)

    May the best team be voted into prominence? With election time still fresh in our memories, it’s not difficult to see that absolute consensus is unrealistic...

    Russell Fike Written by Russell Fike about 6 years ago 842 reads 2 comments