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Being a writer is my goal, and i want to be at the very top of the list every single month when it comes to the pro wrestling site, i mimic my self after great writers such as RiZe, Buzz, Chinmay and C-Cool. Im going to build myself up until im at the level those men are. I promise not to be rachael miller2.0,

"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collectors’ cups, I’m not on the cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling… maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor… [Punk waves to the camera again] hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself… he’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire… you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical [censored] yes-men like John Lauranitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign…"

-- CM Punk

Mark out moments:
John Cena beats JBL at WM21
Cena vs HHH WM22
Jeff Hardy Wins WWE Championship
Christian wins World Heavyweight Champioship
CM Punk leaves Chicago
CM Punks shoot in Las Vegas
Orton beats Beniot at SummerSlam
Beniot becomes Heavyweight Champion
Eddie Guerrero WWE Champion

Most Unbelievable and unforgettable moments:
Eddie Guerrero Passes Away
Chris Beniot double murder suicide
Owen Hart falls off building
The Rocks WWE Return
Edges retirement
HBKs last match
HBK retires
CM Punks Worked promos
the phenom returns at WM XX

Things I want to see before I leave:
Cena breaks the world championship record
HBK has one more match
Ryder wrestles at WrestleMania
Punk vs SCSA
Undertaker loses at WrestleMania
William Regal gets a Heavyweight Championship
R Truth wins WWE Championship

Acomplishmets I want to fullfill:
Write a Novel
Become a sports writer for sports illustrated
attend a Super Bowl
have a family
graduate from college

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  • Iam D Real Deal yo posted 1052 days ago

    Iam D Real Deal  yo

    I am back! :D
    Here'e a link to my newest article, do read it when you can: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/926108-wwes-rendezvous-with-the-real-deal-john-cena-and-other-pro-wrestling-gimmicks
    Thanks! :)