1. Tragedy Strikes Embattled Detroit Lions; DE Corey Smith Missing, Feared Dead

    A few weeks ago, this forum was saturated with people writing article about the Detroit Lions. What should they do or not do on draft day? Who should they sign as a free agent? Should the new ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 1,365 reads 6 comments

  2. Roger Goodell: I Have 10,000 Reasons Why I'll Never Take You to Mardi Gras!

    I'd been a party-goer for quite a while now. I love parties, but not for the reasons you think. Take, for example, a party I'd attended three years ago...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 154 reads 0 comments

  3. Dubai's Message To Peer: You're No Gandhi And We're Not Munich; Stay Home!

    This story goes right down my alley. As a current political analyst on MSNBC's message board, I felt that my take on this touchy subject is well-warranted. This is my message to WTA tennis star Shahar Peer...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 139 reads 10 comments

  4. Give Me What You Got, Your Best Michael Phelps Jokes

    Michael Phelps was taking a jog in the park one day when he saw Michael Jordan taking shots on the basketball court. He approached Jordan and said, "Hey, I'm Michael Phelps...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 1,369 reads 4 comments

  5. You Were Saying? Bob Costas' Sad Mishandling of Bolt and Phelps' Characters

    So there I was, eating some Cheetos and watching the 100-meter finals in the 2008 Summer Olympics on TV. I'm looking at the favorite, Usain Bolt, from Jamaica. He's warming up; he's getting into the blocks, and BAM!, we're off...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 1,517 reads 24 comments

  6. How the Eventual Crucifiction of Barry Bonds Will Finally Clean Up MLB???

    Today was a great day for Bud Selig. Federal prosecutors had officially announced that amongst the evidence they have, in their perjury trial against case Barry Bonds, was a urine ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 227 reads 8 comments

  7. Memo to the X-Games: Don't Call Your Events a "Sport"!

    I'm sorry, but I can't help but to say as to what I think of the X Games. In order to understand my point of view, you must first understand as to what I think is sports...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 144 reads 0 comments

  8. Do You Want To Be Treated Like a Man? A Sports Question Addressed To Women!

    I remember my greatest moment as a football player. It was two minutes left to go in the game, the score was tied 13-13 and we were in field goal range. The game plan was to keep running the ball up the middle and allow our kicker to try to win the game.

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 242 reads 0 comments

  9. My Sports Version of the 2009 OTMLK Hall of Fame

    Today is Martin Luther King Day. A day to honor the slain civil rights leader and his dream of bringing equality not just to Black Americans, but to all Americans...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 98 reads 0 comments

  10. Donovan McNabb Tarnishes Otherwise Perfect "Hell Week" for Rush Limbaugh!!!

    The NFC Championship game had an ending which you'll only see in a Ben Stiller movie. Here you are—a person tormented by a bully from the past; you come back to confront him, only to find ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 1,068 reads 11 comments

  11. Five Good Reasons Why Rod Smith's Days at Michigan Could Be Numbered

    Rod Smith is in a heap of trouble and he doesn't even know it. In his second year as the quarterbacks coach at Michigan, Rod Smith is stuck with the inenviable task of deciding which of his ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 710 reads 9 comments

  12. The "Old Lady" and the "Sea" That's Drowning the Pacman!

    Note: The following article contains misleading information with the intent to conceal the identity of a person mentioned. I was walking down the street the other day, for no particular reason, when I came across this "old lady" sitting on the bench...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 76 reads 0 comments

  13. It's Time To Check the Big Ten into Rehab: A Seven-Step Program

    Another year, another disappointing bowl season Banged up and bruised, both physically and mentally, the Big Ten conference once again proved to the country that we should have our bowl priviledges suspended, if not revoked...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 2,394 reads 17 comments

  14. Pistons-Nuggets: Biblical Test Awaits Joe Dumars!

    I consider myself to be a very religious person. At times when I read the Bible, I feel as if I need to apply its warnings to the things I see in life, versus the things that were to happen to me upon death...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 2,408 reads 10 comments

  15. Perfection in Reverse

    Congratulations, Lions fans, you wanted a perfect season... Well, you got it!!! We At WORST ILLUSTRATED want to celebrate this 0-16 season!!! While others want to make fun of ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 94 reads 0 comments

  16. Ohio State Puts Another Black Eye on the Big 10

    Everybody has that one friend that embarrasses you where ever you go. You know, the friend that comes to the party over-cologned and drunk...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 123 reads 1 comments

  17. MY Top Ten Most Gut Wrenching Sports Moments

    It's been said that a person's life is more defined by their ability to handle adversity. It's easy for us to cite the greatest moments in sports history, but it takes a special kind of courage ...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about over 5 years ago 466 reads 1 comments

  18. "Michigan Blues" Is Not The Color Of Our Jerseys!

    What do you say to a University of Michigan and a Detroit Lions football fan? A loyal football fan, whose teams have a combined record of 3-23? Well, you tell such a fan,"At least you have your health...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about almost 6 years ago 189 reads 7 comments

  19. "Thunderfoot": The Ballad of Lions Kicker Jason Hanson

    This is the Ballad of Jason "Thunderfoot" Hanson. I request that you sing the following bold printing while reading. (Ref: It's a parody of "The Song of Jerimiah Johnson...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about almost 6 years ago 135 reads 4 comments

  20. Why the Detroit Lions are Thanksgiving Day's Favorite "Drunk Uncle"

    It's a new Thanksgiving tradition that's sweeping the football world: people arguing back and forth about the Detroit Lions playing on Thanksgiving Day. As a Lions fan, I personally love watching the Lions play...

    Sherman L. McClesky Written by Sherman L. McClesky about almost 6 years ago 335 reads 0 comments