Favorite Athletes

The ones who shut the f*ck up and PLAY

Favorite Sports Teams

The ones who have the fewest bandwagon douchebags

Favorite Coaches

The ones who don't take credit when they win and pass blame when they lose

All-Time Sports Moment

Spitting on Lee Corso

Most Memorable Game Attended

Wrestlemania II

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

97 Krystals in 8 minutes

Ruth or Mays?

Ty Cobb

Unitas or Montana?

Kenny Stabler

Jordan or Russell?

Kurt Rambis

Gretzky or Orr?

Gerome "Get Outta My Yard" Bachard

Pele or Maradona?

sniff... sniff... Maradona...

Federer or Sampras?

Boris Becker gets all the women...

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Jerry Pate

Petty or Earnhardt?

F*ck NASCAR

Schumacher or Senna?

vroom vroom vroom, let's go back to my room...

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

SEC