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The 15 Worst Trades in Seattle Mariners History
With the Seattle Mariners currently in the capable hands of General Manager Jack Zduriencik, let’s take a stroll down memory lane to revisit the kinds of trades that used to take place before Z arrived on the scene...
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Your secret is safe with me, Benoit Benjamin
Dear Benoit Benjamin, Several years ago, while moonlighting as a center for the Seattle Supersonics, you did an interview in which you were asked to share some of your cooking expertise with the viewing audience— specifically, how to cook shrimp...
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Your Secret is Safe with Me, Month of March
Dear Month of March,It's your time to shine. All calendars are turned to you. You know what to do-- chin up, shoulders back and show off your 31 days. I think you're a pretty cool month, but apparently not everyone agrees with me...
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Your secret is safe with me, Yao Ming
Dear Yao Ming,Let's rewind a few weeks, shall we? The date is Feb. 24, the Houston Rockets have just won their 12th game in a row, you've been playing pretty well, and in general, you're feeling all tall and important...
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Your Secret is Safe with Me, Kobe Bryant
Dear Kobe Bryant,When you give interviews, you sound like a strange combination of Michael Jordan and Alex Rodriguez. The way you say the word "basketball" makes me grimace...
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Your secret is safe with me, Shaun Alexander
Dear Shaun Alexander, Many Seattle Seahawks fans think the writing is on the wall. They may be right. First the Hawks sign TJ Duckett, then Julius Jones. Plus, they already have Maurice Morris...
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Your secret is Safe with Me: Brett Favre
Dear Brett Favre,Well, I guess it's official, you've retired from the NFL. It's been a great run—maybe the best any quarterback has ever had. It's too bad you couldn't go out on your own terms...
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Your Secret Is Safe with Me, Brett Favre
Dear Brett Favre,Well, I guess it's official, you've retired from the NFL. It's been a great run—maybe the best any quarterback has ever had. It's too bad you couldn't go out on your own terms...
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Your secret is safe with me, Ichiro
Dear Ichiro,Few people are cool enough to be known by only one name. You make it look easy. You even have your first name on the back of your Seattle Mariners jersey. No one else would dare try a move like that...
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Your Secret is Safe with me, Emmitt Smith
Dear Emmitt Smith,Congratulations on completing your first season as an NFL commentator for ESPN. A lot of people have been poking fun at your command of the English language...
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Shaquille O'Neal: Your Secret is Safe With Me
Dear Shaquille O’Neal,Congratulations on being traded to the Phoenix Suns. You could very well be on your way to another championship...
