1. Nationals: What's That Sucking Sound?

    Manny Acta has apparently made a large enough sucking sound to reach the ears of Washington Nationals' President Stan Kasten because the team's 16-43 record wasn't speaking loud and clear...

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  2. Mets: Ya Really Dropped the Ball On That One

    Luis Castillo, who once upon a time bragged a big league-record errorless streak for second basemen of 143 games (which ended on a routine play) totally dropped the ball Friday night...

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  3. Orlando Magic: Stupidness is as stupidness does

    Just before the playoffs, Shaquille O'Neal referred to Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy as "The Master of Panic". Shaq went on to say that at some time during the playoffs, Panic-Man Stan would let the Magic down...

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  4. Possible Careers for Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez is an idiot. Hopefully we all can agree on that statement. He's shown us with his actions and made it clear with the words flying out of his stupid head: the ones that ...

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  5. Magic-Lakers: Dwight Howard Must Show Up in Game Four

    The Orlando Magic are facing a 2-1 deficit in the NBA Finals and must win tonight if they have any hopes of winning the title. The key to their attack must be Dwight Howard...

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  6. Manny Needs to be Bitch-Slapped

    Manny Ramirez says he doesn't want to be a distraction, yet he keeps opening his stupid mouth.The Los Angeles Dodgers borderline brain-dead slugger hung out with a few reporters Tuesday and discussed his future in baseball...

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  7. Stephen Strasburg: Good Luck With That, Mike Rizzo

    I did not watch the 2009 MLB Amateur Draft today, mainly because I just can't handle seeing Bob Selig's dumb face (ed. note: I'm calling him Bob today because he looks like a Bob, and he's not my bud) every couple of minutes...

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  8. Kasey Kahne, the Writing Is on the Wall at Richard Petty Motorsports

    The demise of the economy has taken countless victims. Need more examples than Red Horse Racing and Johnny Benson? Now, Richard Petty Motorsports has let go of employees for fear of reducing funds from Dodge...

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  9. According To Andre Rison, Andre Rison Is The Best Receiver Ever

    It's been awhile since Andre Rison has been in the news. Not that anyone has missed him, but it's times like this when Rison makes us remember just how entertaining he can be...

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  10. Wife of Barry Bonds Files for Separation

    The all-time home run leader in MLB history has again been shunned, but this time it was by his wife.Elizabeth Bonds filed for legal separation on Friday in Los Angeles County, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason...

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  11. Big Papi Needs a Slump Buster

    It is not uncommon for sluggers to go through slumps, and while some last longer than others, there are a few who end up having a crappy season altogether. "Slump" is not the word for what David Ortiz is going through right now...

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  12. Is Jerry Jones Considering Re-signing Pacman?

    According to a Fort Worth-Star Telegram report, Jerry Jones is seriously thinking about bringing Pacman Jones back to the Cowboys. Why? Well, Jones believes that Pacman was the team's best CB...

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  13. Do You Know Who Won Pocono?

    That really was a serious question. I have been on Twitter all day, and also Yahoo, Facebook, and even ESPN and the main topic of conversation is Kyle Busch...

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  14. NBA Finals Game Two Preview: Lake Show or Magic Rabbit?

    I've watched sports since Fred Flintstone invented television. Hence, I know better than to get either excited or depressed by the outcome of Game 1 of any series...

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  15. D'backs: What's Hot, What's Not

    In the midst of a terrible season by the Arizona Diamondbacks, there have been areas and individuals on this team that have been hot and not so hot. A closer look: Hot: Justin Upton - this guy is plain sick...

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  16. Carlos Zambrano Hits a Bomb in Win No. 100

    Carlos Zambrano was pretty wild Friday in his 2-1 win over the Cincinnati Reds, but he pitched well enough to earn his 100th career victory and managed not to piss off any umpires...

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  17. I Guess Vince Young Was Right, Someone Does Want Him to Play Ball

    Well, no wonder Vince Young was so confident in giving the Titans an ultimatum and stating, "If they're not ready for me to play ball, someone is." Because surprisingly, someone really is...

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  18. Federer advances to French Open Final

    Roger Federer is once again on his way to the French Open Final after defeating Juan Martin del Potro in five sets in Friday’s second semi-final. Federer will face Sweden’s Robin Soderling on Sunday in the French final...

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  19. Randy Johnson's Road To 300: Every Mullet & Mustache Along The Way

    It wasn't the best crowd or weather, but Randy Johnson won his 300th game yesterday, in the Giants' 5-1 victory over the Nationals. Certainly a feat that deserves to be celebrated, that only twenty three pitchers have been able to pull this off...

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  20. Cole Hamels' Badassery Knows No Bounds

    Cole Hamels strutted his stuff in another dominant performance Thursday against the Los Angeles Dodgers, tossing a five-hit complete game shutout for a 3-0 victory.Last year's World Series MVP, who is a lovely 4-0 with a 2...

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  21. Blue Jays' Alex Rios: Ole!

    Alex Rios went 0-for-5 Thursday with not four, but five strikeouts in the Toronto Blue Jays' 6-5 loss to the Los Angeles Angels. In the unforgiving world of baseball, we call that a platinum sombrero...

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  22. Vince Young Gives the Tennessee Titans an Ultimatum

    Tennessee Titans’ quarterback Vince Young is at it again, but instead of whining, now he’s giving ultimatums...

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  23. Jays-Angels: Roy Halladay Dominates in Win

    Roy Halladay chewed up and spit out one Los Angeles Angels batter after another Tuesday, fanning a career-high 14 in the Toronto Blue Jays' 6-4 victory...

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  24. Dodgers-DBacks: Dbacks' Bullpen Blows Another, Needs Implosion

    If you aren’t tired of the Arizona Diamondbacks bullpen yet, you might be the only one. In a wasted great effort by Dan Haren and wiping out a terrific Justin Upton grand slam, the Dbacks ...

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  25. Memo to Sportmanship Do-Gooders & Hypocrites: Leave LeBron Alone!

    First of all, allow me to advise and clarify that I am a Lakers fan. Hence, I am neither a LeBron James nor a Cleveland Cavaliers homer or apologist...

    Jabber Head Written by Jabber Head about 5 years ago 166 reads 1 comments