Wade Garrett

Wade Garrett

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Im a legendary "cooler" whose reputation for being one of the best bouncers in the business preceded me when I arrived in Jasper, Missouri to help my protege James Dalton handle security at the rowdiest bar on the planet, the Double Deuce. I may be getting old but Im still good in a fight and even better with a verbal zinger - upon my witnessing the sign on Dalton's new place of employment, I growled to myself with a grin, "The Double Douche!" Like my pal Dalton, I am something of a philosopher myself, quick to offer such existential ditties as "I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead" and "That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that." Unfortunately, my cooling days come to a violent end when I was brutally murdered by minions of the villainous Brad Wesley - but it was just a cover....I am alive an well and working for the CIA in the Roudy Bar division.

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