1. Ollie, Murphy, Livan-y

    I thought I'd write about actual baseball, instead of the business of, for a change. Since you all read the same things I do so I'll get right to it rather than act like I'm the newspaper...

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  2. New York Mets: Hoping for New Karma in the New Building

    I've lived long enough to see the Mets move to their new ballpark. As I get excited to head out to Citi Field (the brain almost typed “Shea” for not the first and last time) on ...

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  3. The Mets Could Learn From The Phillies: Dynasty Talk

    The Post wrote about the Phillies yesterday. Read these first two paragraphs, then I will re-write them for you: The losing culture that surrounded this franchise began ...

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  4. Citi Field - Initial reactions

    Well, Osh41 and family made it out to Citi Field today for the St. John's/Georgetown game today. How could you not go? It was the first event in the park so you get to say you were there...

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  5. Welcome To Mets Police: Most Popular From Last Seven Days (Newbie Edition)

    Hi there and welcome to The Mets Police. We're seeing a lot of new visitors lately - welcome! The Mets Police are a bunch of Mets fans who love their team, but also want the franchise to act honorably...

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  6. Early Reviews Drizzling in From Citi Field

    Mets Policeman Osh 41 (he's the one that never writes anything) called and said the following: nobody is watching the game nobody knows where to go, mass confusion the Mets ...

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  7. New Traditions for Citi Field

    This is a re-post, but activity on the Mets Police has been way up thanks to the community of bloggers uniting to try to get Opening Night switched to a 1:05 start...so I thought I'd share...

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  8. Omar Minaya Puts WBC Ahead of Mets

    From Newsday:"I just don't believe in denying a player the opportunity to represent his country," Minaya said. "I could never stand in the way of that. That's something that's very special...

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  9. It's Official, I Can't Afford Yankee Tickets

    So I just hung up with the Yankees. They were very nice. I can't afford to go to games. I bought a partial in 2008 because I wanted to go to the stadium while it was still there...

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  10. Dan Warthen: Maniac That Needs Muzzling or Jerry's Bad Cop?

    So with this week's Ollie-gate, I'm wondering about this Dan Warthen fellow. The great Santana panic of 2009 came from the mouth of Mr. Warthen, and now Ollie's weight gain is topic du jour again because of Dan...

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  11. Opening Night: Let's Try to Get It Changed!

    Why, oh why, is Opening Night not a day game? I need your help. I know the official reason is that the Padres don't want to fly cross-country to play a day game...

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  12. Revisiting the Wallace Matthews Piece: New York Yankees Give Mets Cover

    I couldn't get to this yesterday, but Wallace Matthews had a great piece about how the stupid things the Mets do are covered by the stupider things the Yankees do. Because of Yankees, Mets aren't held accountable He's right...

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  13. Bud's WBC Legacy: Who Else is Psyched For Japan vs. South Korea?

    Tonight's the big night! This is what all the sacrifice was for! Sending 16 Mets to the World Baseball Classic was worth it. Japan vs. South Korea for the right to declare themselves the true World Champions of Baseball...

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  14. Raise Up a Rheingold: A Toast to the New York Mets

    I was feeling nostalgic, so I thought I'd invite everyone to join in and raise a Rheingold to some old friends: To Keith Hernandez for threating to punch Jesse Orosco if he threw another fastball...

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  15. Most Popular Mets Police Articles This Week

    Our weekly roundup of what people clicked on The Mets Police. Tom O'Malley made the All-Irish Mets Team. The Mets celebrated with really hideous green, blue, black, and orange caps...

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  16. A-Rod and Hookers? Maine Panic? $5 Yankee Tickets?

    I find it really interesting that this may finally be the year that sports fans finally tell the pro leagues to go MOSFU (again that's Mets Police code for a big f.u.). Selig is worried about the recession...

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  17. The All-Irish Mets Team for St. Patrick's Day

    Happy St. Patrick's Day from Shea Stadium. Let's welcome Bob Murphy to the microphone (Tim McCarver is up in the TV booth) to introduce the Irish Mets—a list of Mets who have at least Irish-sounding names...

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  18. New York Mets: 2009 Best Case Scenario

    Let's walk through the 2009 New York Mets and give everyone the best case scenario.1B—Carlos Delgado In what will likely be his final year as a Met, the super-motivated Delgado ...

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  19. Francisco Rodriguez's Four-Out Save Is Not a Big Deal

    Everyone relax. Believe me, I know as well as anyone that it can be hard to fill your blog some days. A four-out save by K-Rod is not a big deal. Twenty-two pitches...

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  20. The New York Yankees Won't Sell Me Tickets

    As I've been honest about before, when I'm not in Flushing I like to attend baseball games. I used to have a small plan in the Bronx where I'd go and drink some beers in the uppers. This year the Yankees won't sell me tickets...

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  21. The Mets Police Guide to 2009 Mets Giveaways

    Before we over-analyze The 2009 Mets Promotional calendar - What in your opinion was the best promotion ever? Lee Mazzilli poster day? Strawberry Sunday? Blue Bat Day (early '80s)? Mon. Apr...

    Mets Police Written by Mets Police about over 5 years ago 478 reads 1 comments

  22. Syracuse Students Miss Class, Rumored to be Out Late in NYC

    Several Syracuse University students have chosen to skip class for a few days and hang out in Manhattan. They were last seen near the Garden at a quarter to two this morning...

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  23. This Is Your Bullpen—This Is Your Bullpen with Four Inning Pedro Starting

    So you say you want Pedro Martinez to start every fifth day for the Mets. You must hate the bullpen. Let's take a look at 2008. April 1. Pedro goes 3.1 innings in a road loss. BULLPEN gets to get 18 outs...

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  24. The Rock Admits Steroids, How Will It Compare To A-Rod Revelations

    Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, has told MTV the below about steroids: "Me and my buddies tried it back in the day when I was 18 or 19. Didn't know what we were doing...

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  25. Hey K-Rod: To Quote Batman "You're Gonna Love Me!"

    To quote Batman, "You're gonna love me." I don't specifically mean The Mets Police (although we can be annoying) I mean anything and everything that covers the New York Mets from a dopey blog like this to WFAN, ESPN & the Tabloids...

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