Favorite Sports Teams
Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Bears, Chicago Bulls, Chicago White Sox
Most Memorable Game Attended
Free tickets to last season's NFC championship game at Soldier Field? I think so. And I owe it all to a girl who lost to my dad in a trivia contest at a sportsbar. Let's face it, if you don't know who Mike Ditka is then you probably shouldn't win at anything.
Most Unbreakable Sports Record
Joe DiMaggio's record, even more so than Ripken's.
Unitas or Montana?
Who had a character named after him in Scarface? I don't think it was Tony Unitas.
Jordan or Russell?
Are we talking basketball or LSU football? In either case, Jordan.
Gretzky or Orr?
Gretzky's a pansy, so Orr.
Pele or Maradona?
Cocaine to me is south american steroids, so Pele.
Federer or Sampras?
Federer, better hair.
ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?
Big 10. I like my college football slower and less athletic.