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Refs, Matthew Stafford Deal Browns Tough 38-37 Loss

Browns fans. The one word that defines what happened today against the Lions is absurd. It was absurd, completely illogical. Absurd...

Written by Dawgfather about 8 days ago 387 reads 7 comments
Brady Quinn and Browns Look Pathetic in 16-0 Loss To Ravens

So much for the bye week giving Mangini time to right their sorry ship eh? In maybe the most eventful week since Kosar was sacked by Belichick for his "diminishing skills," it appears that the ...

Written by Dawgfather about 13 days ago 477 reads 12 comments
Bears Beat Browns, 30-6: DA Stands for Disgustingly Awful, not Derek Anderson

Browns Backers, Horrid: "extremely unpleasant or disagreeable." For the Cleveland Browns, it would only seem fitting that on a day the Chicago Bears honor a man known as "Sweetness," the Browns would provide their own homage to being sour...

Written by Dawgfather about 29 days ago 430 reads 26 comments
Browns Drop Balls, Lose 12th Straight To Steelers, 27-14

Browns Backers, drop—"to let or cause to fall". The classic cliche of football being a game of inches is indeed true, and in the case of the Browns game in Pittsburgh, the controversial ...

Written by Dawgfather about about 1 month ago 213 reads 17 comments
Cleveland Browns' 6-3 Win Is a Classic Example of How NFL Offenses Shouldn't Run

Browns Backers, bungle: "to perform or work clumsily or inadequately" If there was a case study on NFL offense, one would study legendary coaches such as Paul Brown or Vince Lombardi...

Written by Dawgfather about about 1 month ago 989 reads 11 comments
Braylon Edwards Gets Traded To Jets, Browns Say Good Riddance!

Browns Backers, headache—an annoying or bothersome person, situation, activity, etc. To quote my girlfriend when we both found out about Braylon Edward's being traded to the Jets, "Good ...

Written by Dawgfather about about 1 month ago 308 reads 6 comments
Palmer, Bengals Escape Cleveland, Browns Lose 23-30 in OT

Browns Backers, slip - "to get away or free oneself from; escape (a pursuer, restraint, leash, etc.)" In a game in which the Browns offense may have finally found a spark of life, it was the defense that once again flat-lined...

Written by Dawgfather about about 1 month ago 111 reads 2 comments
2007 Redux? Turning to Anderson Will Not Help Browns Inept Offense

Browns Backers, redux–"brought back; resurgent" You have to wonder who is the most hated man in Cleveland sports right now? Is it the reclusive part-time billionaire owner, Randy Lerner ...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 103 reads 1 comments
QB Circus Is Back In Town, Ravens Rip Browns 34-3

Browns Backers, sorry - " wretched, poor, useless, or pitiful " Bradford, Tebow or McCoy? If you just got through watching the 34-3 massacre in Baltimore, you cannot help but wonder...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 375 reads 16 comments
Brady Quinn And Browns Fall To 0-2! Is Quinn A Legit QB?

Browns Backers, stymie - " a situation or problem presenting such difficulties as to discourage or defeat any attempt to deal with or resolve it...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 689 reads 27 comments
Vikings-Browns: Brady Quinn Stumbles in 34-20 Loss

Browns Backers: stumble—"to make a slip, mistake, or blunder" Browns fans finally got their wish in seeing Brady Quinn start; too bad that it was more of an audition for NFL Follies...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 201 reads 15 comments
Cleveland Browns Need to Stop Adrian Peterson to Win Against Minnesota Vikings

Browns Backers, schism—"division or disunion, esp. into mutually opposed parties" One would never guess that the Minnesota Vikings were theologically astute when they alluded to ...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 291 reads 2 comments
DT Shaun Smith Cut from Detroit Lions

Browns Backers, I guess even Detroit has standards! Two weeks after getting cut from the Browns after a verbal run-in with linebackers coach, Bryan Cox, DT Shaun Smith was cut today by the Lions...

Written by Dawgfather about 2 months ago 363 reads 6 comments
Brady Quinn Scores a Decisive Round 4 Knockout in Browns' Quarterback Race

Browns Backers: define- "to make clear the outline or form of." Browns fans everywhere owe field judge Terry Brown a bottle of wine and a thank you for helping Derek Anderson trip over himself, and he wasn't even on the field...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 742 reads 48 comments
Quinn and Anderson Need to Make Closing Statements For QB Job Tonight

Browns Backers, statement—" a communication or declaration in speech or writing, setting forth facts, particulars, etc...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 187 reads 2 comments
DA Strikes Back in Round 3 vs. Lions; Is Derek Anderson "The Man"?

Browns Backers, doubt - "to be uncertain about; consider questionable or unlikely; hesitate to believe." You have to wonder sometimes if Browns QB, Derek Anderson knows pop singer, Katy Perry because he has a tendency to be hot and cold...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 293 reads 27 comments
Anderson, Quinn Have A Lot On The Line For Browns-Lion Showdown

Browns Backers, Greetings from Cleveland! I have come up from Pittsburgh to go see the annual snooze-fest called the Great Lakes Classic. This will be a fight between two downtrodden teams from two depressed Rust Belt cities...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 232 reads 6 comments
Browns QB's Quinn and DA Get Chessecaked By Packers, 17-0

Browns Backers, sample - " a small part of anything or one of a number, intended to show the quality, style, or nature of the whole; specimen...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 309 reads 49 comments
Browns' Quinn Sends a 51-Yard Touchdown Message To his Critics

"Lack of arm strength, dink, dunker and noodle arm." All these things can be used to shape a general consensus and unfair slight in public opinion at times. I guess Brady Quinn heard enough of those insults pointed in his direction...

Written by Dawgfather about 3 months ago 816 reads 41 comments
Derek Anderson Feeling Minnesota? Viking QB Sprains MCL

Browns Backers, Your wish of seeing Derek Anderson leaving Cleveland could be coming true sooner than you think. According to ESPN, Minnesota Vikings starting QB Tavaris Jackson sprained his MCL in training camp and could miss six to eight weeks...

Written by Dawgfather about 4 months ago 468 reads 33 comments
QB Controversy in Cleveland? Really?

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Written by Dawgfather about 4 months ago 48 reads 1 comments
With Mangini On Board, Browns Have Work Ahead of Them in 2009

Browns Backers, With the Browns and Eric Mangini reaching a four year deal to become the 12th head coach of the Cleveland Browns, Mangini will have his work cut our for him and not in the way of dealing with New York cabbies who have road rage...

Written by Dawgfather about 10 months ago 335 reads 15 comments
Report: Eric Mangini To Become Browns Coach By End of the Week

Browns Backers, According to WEEI 850AM Sports Radio's Michael Holley in Boston, ex-Jets coach Eric Mangini will become the new coach of the Cleveland Browns by the end of the week and has ...

Written by Dawgfather about 10 months ago 217 reads 10 comments
Gini In a Bottle? Mr. Aston Villa Needs to Get it Right Or Sell the Browns!

Browns Backers, I'm back! After taking a two-week break to watch the playoffs and listen to all the nonsense of the Browns seriously considering Eric Mangini as head coach, I gotta say it ...

Written by Dawgfather about 11 months ago 2,004 reads 58 comments
Romeo Crennel Fired, Bill Cowher Turns Down Cleveland Browns

Thanks, ESPN, for making me jump the gun! Romeo Crennel was officially fired today, as reported by both ESPN and The Cleveland Plain Dealer, after ESPN aired a conflicting "Breaking News" piece following the Browns' 31-0 loss to Pittsburgh on Sunday..

Written by Dawgfather about 11 months ago 231 reads 3 comments

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Dawgfather Article Archive

Refs, Matthew Stafford Deal Browns Tough 38-37 Loss

Brady Quinn and Browns Look Pathetic in 16-0 Loss To Ravens

Bears Beat Browns, 30-6: DA Stands for Disgustingly Awful, not Derek Anderson

Browns Drop Balls, Lose 12th Straight To Steelers, 27-14

Cleveland Browns' 6-3 Win Is a Classic Example of How NFL Offenses Shouldn't Run

Braylon Edwards Gets Traded To Jets, Browns Say Good Riddance!

Palmer, Bengals Escape Cleveland, Browns Lose 23-30 in OT

2007 Redux? Turning to Anderson Will Not Help Browns Inept Offense

QB Circus Is Back In Town, Ravens Rip Browns 34-3

Brady Quinn And Browns Fall To 0-2! Is Quinn A Legit QB?

Vikings-Browns: Brady Quinn Stumbles in 34-20 Loss

Cleveland Browns Need to Stop Adrian Peterson to Win Against Minnesota Vikings

DT Shaun Smith Cut from Detroit Lions

Brady Quinn Scores a Decisive Round 4 Knockout in Browns' Quarterback Race

Quinn and Anderson Need to Make Closing Statements For QB Job Tonight

DA Strikes Back in Round 3 vs. Lions; Is Derek Anderson "The Man"?

Anderson, Quinn Have A Lot On The Line For Browns-Lion Showdown

Browns QB's Quinn and DA Get Chessecaked By Packers, 17-0

Browns' Quinn Sends a 51-Yard Touchdown Message To his Critics

Derek Anderson Feeling Minnesota? Viking QB Sprains MCL

QB Controversy in Cleveland? Really?

With Mangini On Board, Browns Have Work Ahead of Them in 2009

Report: Eric Mangini To Become Browns Coach By End of the Week

Gini In a Bottle? Mr. Aston Villa Needs to Get it Right Or Sell the Browns!

Romeo Crennel Fired, Bill Cowher Turns Down Cleveland Browns

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