1. Pudgy Third Base Review: Ryan Zimmerman

    Third Base is unbelievably deep this year, like deep-deep; like a “Dancer” from Thailand who illegally comes to Toronto to work at Zanzibar, deep...

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  2. Into The Hype-Machine, With Jordan Zimmermann!

    Jordan Zimmermann, born in the year 1986, is a wonderful young pitching prospect in the Nationals organization. He’s arguably their best pitching prospect, and he’s definitely the ...

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  3. The Carolina Octopi Defeated by the Giants: So Many Arms!

    Original Article The Carolina Panthers managed to shit their incredibly cold, incredibly frozen, East Rutherford bed tonight against the New York Football Giants. If you like bone crunching, late-December football, this was your game...

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  4. Revolutionizing the NFL: When Will We See Something New?

    This isn't an article, this is a question—and I expect an answer, a theory, or an opinion at the very least...

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  5. The International Bowl: UConn Huskies vs. Buffalo Bulls vs. Toronto?

    Original Article Toronto is clearly a college football hotbed, and has managed to draw roughly seven paying customers to each of the previous two International Bowls...

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  6. Top 10 Inventions That Changed Sport For The Awesome

    It's always being stuck in people, but how did it come to be? Originally used by the Irish to test the done-ness of their diseased potatoes prior to devouring them with their hands like trained chimpanzees...

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  7. Harris and Coaches Polls Soil the BCS in Battle of Man Vs. Machine

    The BCS Championship is set, Oklahoma Sooners vs. Florida Gators, and there are more than a few questions. PLEASE USE THIS AS AN APPENDIX WITH ALL OF THE POLL NUMBERS COMPILED IN A READABLE - NON-PDF FORM...

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  8. Top 10 Reasons to Date a Detroit Lions Fan

    Original Article with Photos 1. You don’t have to worry about scoring; it's going to be quick and easy. 2. You don’t even have to ask: Once you score she’s bound to roll over for you...

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  9. NFL: It's A Good Year To Be Bad, Maybe? NFL Rookie Salary Structure.

    Original Article There are some bad teams in the National Football League this year, some real bad teams. The Detroit Lions are pulling an O-fer and the Bengals just dont seem to give a damn...

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  10. Idiot With A Gun Vs. Idiot With An Agenda: Burress Vs. Bloomberg

    I'm having one hell of a time formatting this, so please read it here. Unfortunately there isn’t an IQ test for the millionaires club, just ask Plaxico Burress...

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  11. Be Like Mike: An Open Letter to Mr. Dunleavy, Jr.

    Mike Dunleavy Jr. C/O Indianapolis Pacers 125 S. Pennsylvania Street Indianapolis, IN 46204 Hi Mr. Dunleavy Jr., My name is Charlie and I'm from Fort Wayne, IN. I'm almost 12 Years old, and I'm your biggest fan...

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  12. NFL Diuretic Wars: The Great Pissing Contest

    Earlier this year, eight NFL players tested positive for bumetanide, a potent loop diuretic banned by the NFL. Bumetanide, while not directly a performance enhancing drug, is a powerful masking agent...

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  13. "The Man" Angered By Obama: College Football and Sylvester Croom Pay The Price

    President-elect Barack Obama asked the American people for change, and they accepted. Then he asked for a BCS Playoff system, which just went too damn far: “I think it is about time we had playoffs...

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  14. NFL Superstar: Choose Your Own Adventure

    Kareem McKenzie's recent arrest showcases just how tough it is to be an NFL player. You think you could do better? Choose your path as an NFL Superstar! You awake from your slumber, and fix ...

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  15. BCS Standings and Blowjobs: A Tongue-and-Cheek Evaluation of the Teams

    College, Yah! There are two things that any red-blooded, steak-eating American male will remember about college: one is football, the other is blowjobs...

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  16. Bills In Toronto: Without Consent Or Lubrication

    Bills in Toronto, without Consent!" title="bills_toronto2" /> On December 7th, Toronto is welcoming the Buffalo Bills with open arms into our precious Skydome Rogers Center...

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  17. The Art Of The Autograph: A Blue Jays Year In Review

    The MLB season has concluded and I've had some time to sit back and think about the season as a whole, not with regards to how the Toronto Blue Jays did or whether or not AJ Burnett will ever see Toronto again but about Autographs...

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  18. NFL Week 10: Early-Week Betting Lines and Picks

    POINT SPREAD AND PICKS FOR WEEK 10 GAMES Denver Broncos @ Cleveland Browns (-3) Denver has all the tools to win this game, and it should clearly go over the 48-point total, considering just how badly these two defenses play...

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  19. NFLWeek 9: How They Lost It

    Cowboys 14, Giants 35 A few quick thoughts regarding the absence of Romo. Obviously, teams are going to stack the box and make either Johnson or Bollinger beat them, but this really ...

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