1. Ndamukong Suh and the Car Crash Heard Round the World

    I enjoy a good conspiracy theory, but I am not sure if I can get by the sudden hysteria surrounding the Ndamukong Suh car crash extravaganza...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about over 2 years ago 1,408 reads 18 comments

  2. NFL Week 13 Guide to Watching Football on TV

    After a week-long absence, the “NFL Viewing Guide” is back to its relative anonymity. When ones of people clamor for your return, you know you need to come back as soon as possible...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about over 2 years ago 153 reads 0 comments

  3. Should Peyton Manning Return During the 2011-12 Season?

    It was said yesterday that Peyton Manning would be moving into the "next phase" of his rehabilitation process, an announcement that probably brought the first sign of life into the eyes of comatose Colts fans...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about over 2 years ago 381 reads 11 comments

  4. Steve Johnson's Touchdown Dance Is Not the Worst Thing in the World

    Steve Johnson ’s touchdown celebration is not going over very well. Every media person has their adult hat on and is condemning Johnson’s dance as a travesty of Western arrogance...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about over 2 years ago 964 reads 7 comments

  5. Troy Polamalu Should Not Play Sunday Against the Bengals

    Troy Polamalu should not take the field on Sunday against the Cincinnati Bengals, as much as this pains me to say. Even if he passes the "rigorous" series of concussion-based tests this week, I do not want him stepping foot on the field...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about over 2 years ago 135 reads 15 comments

  6. Ndamukong Suh's Belated Apology Likely Opens Him Up for Future Criticism

    One of the biggest grievances people seemed to have with Ndamukong Suh was his lack of remorse, at least according to the comment section in my article from yesterday...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 982 reads 17 comments

  7. Ndamukong Suh Stomped on a Player's Arm: Did You Hear?

    Who is the maddest at Ndamukong Suh ? Is it ESPN’s Kevin Seifert, who wrote two damning posts about Suh on the NFC North blog? Is it Pro Football Talk’s Mike ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 1,638 reads 23 comments

  8. Picking the NFL Thanksgiving Games Against the Spread

    It's Thanksgiving, but that doesn't mean all you degenerate gamblers need to take a holiday. In fact, all that excess food in your system should inspire you to blow even more money than usual...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 530 reads 0 comments

  9. The NFL Players Who Would Dominate Thanksgiving Touch Football

    Thanksgiving is dear to our American hearts for many reasons. We love food, and we love football, and we love the sense of competition that can come from both...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 181 reads 0 comments

  10. NFL Week 11 Guide to Watching Football on TV

    Welcome back to everyone’s favorite seldom-read weekly column. Hopefully you can utilize the lessons learned here into your daily lives. I mean, you should be doing that anyway, without me even saying anything...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 152 reads 0 comments

  11. Ever-Annoying Mercury Morris Surprisingly Likes the Green Bay Packers

    I am starting to dislike the national clam-bake of Mercury Morris , the former Miami Dolphins running back, who still wears his 1972 Undefeated Season varsity jacket around and ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 709 reads 1 comments

  12. Forrest Gregg Diagnoised with Parkinson's: Why It Pertains to Today's NFL

    Men like Forrest Gregg are the reason I incessantly harp on the NFL 's player safety policy. Gregg, a Hall of Fame offensive lineman who was everything god-making sportswriters ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 67 reads 0 comments

  13. Tim Tebow Problem: Failing to Choose a Side on the Denver Quarterback

    Tim Tebow is the most polarizing athlete since the term “polarizing” was invented. It’s a word that seems invented for Tebow and the clichéd men and women ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 1,769 reads 13 comments

  14. NFL Week 10 Viewing Guide to TV Bliss

    This is now the third consecutive week of the “Weekly NFL Viewing Guide,” a column that has is famous for having an average of 71 readers per, or the lowest average for any weekly column on the internet...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 153 reads 0 comments

  15. Thursday Night Football Has Many Problems, Some Unsolvable

    I am really, truly trying to find reasons for why Thursday Night Football exists, but I'm coming up empty. It's like going fishing in a septic tank...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 264 reads 0 comments

  16. Handing out Midseason Awards for the NFL's Best of the Best

    The NFL is sort of at the halfway point, and that means we (I) need to handout some meaningless hardware...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 2,352 reads 14 comments

  17. Hines Ward never returned to the game Sunday after being the victim of Ray Lewis's helmet battering ram, but the way the whole incident was handled should really be a cause for concern...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 1,946 reads 12 comments

  18. NFL Week 9 Viewing Guide: How to Properly Watch Football on TV

    An average Sunday NFL viewer is faced with endless labyrinths that can leave one temporarily questioning humanity, as we established last week ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 62 reads 0 comments

  19. NFL Will Now Be Protecting Its Players with Referees Posing as Doctors

    I hope everyone enjoys a legion of pseudo-doctors running around the NFL with their light bright lights searching for Anisocoria , because that is what we are going to get with ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 171 reads 0 comments

  20. Ndamukong Suh Met with Roger Goodell Today: A Hypothetical

    It is difficult to imagine Ndamukong Suh, the beast of a man and the face of all that is wrong with the NFL, civilly meeting NFL commissioner Roger Goodell...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 230 reads 2 comments

  21. Assessing the NFL's Most Likely "Suck for Luck" Candidates

    It cannot be protested that in the 2012 NFL draft, Andrew Luck is the one percent. Why else would he have so many writers fawning and powdering their cheeks in preparation for ...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 288 reads 0 comments

  22. NFL Week 8 Viewing Guide

    Watching the National Football League on TV can be dangerous without taking the proper precautions and preparations...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 88 reads 0 comments

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  24. The 15 Questions Entering the Halfway Point of the NFL Season

    Week 8 is generally considered the halfway point in the NFL season, mainly because the NFL season has 17 weeks and no one wants to divide 17 by two (decimals are scary)...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 172 reads 2 comments

  25. Tim Tebow: Why We Should Just Let the Denver Broncos Starting Quarterback Be

    In case you had entered a 48-hour coma spanning the days of October 22-23, you missed out on the Tim Tebow delirium. And boy, did you miss out on the most overly-analytical and unnecessary weekend of the year...

    Brendan O'Hare Written by Brendan O'Hare about almost 3 years ago 732 reads 9 comments