1. Portland Blazers Game 13: Brad Miller is a Barbarian Who Lives in a CAVE...

    The only bad thing I can, and ever will, say about the Sacramento Kings is that Brad Miller is a barbarian who lives in a cave...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 188 reads 2 comments

  2. Portland Trail Blazers Game 12: The Chicago BUMS...

    Chicago Bulls head coach Del Negro...You need a TIME OUT! Because your team just lost to The Portland Trail Blazers in Greg Oden's rose garden debut by 42 POINTS! OUCH...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 191 reads 7 comments

  3. Portland Trail Blazers Game 11: G.S. Warriors Are HOODLUMS and GOONS

    What do hoodlum goons do? They MUG people! Like the rest of America, I fell in love with The Warriors when they MUGGED Dallas in the playoffs of 2007...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 658 reads 16 comments

  4. Portland Trail Blazers Game 10: Good Thing Timberwolves SUCK

    Saw this game at work. And I only saw the end. I cannot tell you EXACTLY what happened. But I can say THIS...Good thing the T-Wolves SUCK. They have NO IDEA how to WIN a GAME. NONE! Not to worry T-Wolf fans...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 440 reads 4 comments

  5. Portland Trail Blazers Game Nine: Hornets' Sting Is Filled With VENOM

    Tonight Greg Oden played important minutes in his developement as a future great NBA center. He shot well, blocked a few shots, and got some PIVOTAL rebounds. Also, he really made Tyson Chandler look like a frustrated infant...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 175 reads 2 comments

  6. Portland Blazers Game Eight: Rudy Fernandez Owns Beach Front Property in Florida

    Greg Oden's first full game of his NBA career could not have gone better. For the first time since acquiring Oden, the franchised used him wisely...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 233 reads 0 comments

  7. Portland Trail Blazers Game Seven: The Magic Trick Is a BUST...

    The magician pulled the rabbit out the hat, but the audience quickly realized the hat was on a chair with a trap, and the rabbit was underneath the table, hidden by the table cloth...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 323 reads 0 comments

  8. Portland Trail Blazers Game Six: People at Channel Eight Should Be FLOGGED

    So I had to watch this game while watching the door to Huber's, Portland's Oldest Restaurant, at work. The game was on local TV, channel Eight...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 567 reads 8 comments

  9. Portland Trail Blazers Game 5: I Was THERE...

    Ok, here is the story behind my attendance @ the GREATEST ending to a game I haveSEEN since the Lakers beat the Spurs in 2004 with Derek Fisher dropping the game winner with 0.4 seconds left...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 137 reads 2 comments

  10. Portland Trail Blazers Game Four: Fowl Trouble

    Game four of the Portland Trail Blazers 2008-09 season was a fowl game. The Blazers held a lead late in the third quarter, but watched it disappear as a very talented Utah Jazz team inevitably came back on their home court...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 254 reads 4 comments

  11. Portland Trail Blazers Game Three: Shaq O'Neal Is a BUFFOON

    Shaq O'Neal is a buffoon. He creates illusions out of thin air. He tells jokes that only make drunk people laugh. He pretends to be Superman. He thinks he's a cop. He thinks he can rap. He thinks tall people deserves special rights...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 328 reads 6 comments

  12. LEAVE GREG ODEN ALONE!

    (This is a copy of the comment I left to Sam Bowie, the Blazer who was drafted over Jordan and then got hurt [love you Sam]...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 106 reads 0 comments

  13. BLAZERS GAME 2: Spurrrrfect...

    I am not sure what 2 say. I guess I want to say that Portland fans have a tendency to party a little EARLY...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 129 reads 3 comments

  14. Steve Blake: Yay or Nay...

    The mission, should I chose to accept it, is to write an article on whether or not I think Steve Blake is the point guard who can take the Portland Trail Blazers to the NBA Finals. Mission accepted...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 520 reads 3 comments

  15. Portland Trail Blazers: Game Oneā€”Dang...

    Game One of of the Portland Trail Blazers 2008-09 season was like taking the woman of your dreams out on your first date, and the date turns into a disaster. Nothing you say or do impresser her...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about almost 6 years ago 565 reads 1 comments