1. 10 WORST Portland Trail Blazers Losses of ALL TIME

    Tonight the Portland Trail Blazers received a TUMULTUOUS ASS WHOOPING from the Philadelphia 76ers. Normally I avoid using bad language in my writing, because I cuss enough in real life...

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  2. Portland Trail Blazers Bully the Chicago Bulls!

    The Blazers road game against the Chicago Bulls was on channel 8, the worst sports broadcasters in the world, which meant no late night rerun. Therefore, I paid close attention. We started off poorly, but that did not matter...

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  3. Blazers' Lawsuit Against the NBA Re: Miles (Oh Yeah, Blazers Womp Warriors Too!)

    Do Blazers management ever do anything right when it comes to Darius Miles? First, they signed a very talented young player in 2004 when we were struggling to make the playoffs, but they were paying him way too much money...

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  4. Travis Outlaw Jacks the Detroit Pistons for Their Cash

    There are two kinds out outlaws. 1. The outlaw who jacks people for profit. 2. The outlaw who jacks the rich to give to the poor. Travis Outlaw is the latter...

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  5. Blazers Head Coach Nate McMillan Needs to Pull Some Yoda Jedi Magic

    Sadly, two of my 10 reasons on how The Portland Trail Blazers 2009 season could turn into a tale of woe have come true. First we lost Brandon Roy to an injury, secondly we faced the Los Angeles Lakers...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about over 5 years ago 185 reads 2 comments

  6. 10 Things That Can Make Trail Blazers 2009 Season a Tale Of Woe...

    I was surprised to read in the paper today that even though we lost last nights home game to the New Orleans Hornets, local sports writers said it was an encouraging sign Blazer back ...

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  7. Portland Trail Blazers Stun the Boston Celtics: Better Than the Movie Hoosiers!

    This is the tale behind Andrew Kafoury's attempt to attend to attend the Blazers home game against the Boston Celtics. First, four months ago I purchased the Aldridge 11 game pack, that included a ticket to see the defending world champion Celtics...

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  8. My Lawsuit Against the Portland Trail Blazers

    Thirty seven games into the 2007 Trail Blazer Season...I drafted this document... _________________________________________________________________________ THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE ...

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  9. Mavericks Make Blazers Say BAH HUMBUG!!!

    Bah HUMBUG!! This has been the worst Christmas ever. The restaurant I work for has been destroyed by the economy, and we loyal few waited all summer, making no money, just to get ...

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  10. Blazers v. Nuggets: Trading Punches With A Deadly Enemy...

    Two of the best Blazer games I watched live were against the Denver Nuggets. The first was in 2002, when I went to Denver to watch them play Portland...

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  11. Portland Trail Blazers Game 28: A Hot Woman Prevents Me from Enjoying the Game!

    So we have this new hostess at my work, and she is hot. Upstate New York, college graduate, waitress/realtor...you know the type...

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  12. Portland Blazers Game 27: Brandon Roy, AKA Dragonslayer

    There are those games you keep the ticket to reflect on your experience. I took the night off work to go to tonight's game between the Portland Blazers and the Phoenix Suns. Little did I know history was about to be made...

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  13. Terry Porter Hangs with the Heroes

    All I can tell you is this...Growing up in Portland Oregon in the '80s, we had Superfiends cartoon, GI Joe(s), Transformers, He-Man, Go-Bots, The Uncanny X-Men, and even movies like Robocop and Batman...

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  14. Portland Blazers Game 25: The Wrath Of Randolph...

    What a LOSS!! I watched this game at work, and even though the TV of Portland's oldest restaurant is in the corner.....

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  15. NBA on TNT Sucks!

    A few years back I really enjoyed watching the NBA on TNT. I thought the network put on a good show, with fantastic editing which made watching the game similar to watching an action movie...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about over 5 years ago 1,059 reads 20 comments

  16. Blazers Buzz Kill: Hedo Turkoglu Belongs in Fargo North Dakota...

    It is said the first home game after a long road trip is difficult because the body is adjusting from the travel. You could see Portland was weary at the beginning of their match up against the Orlando Magic...

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  17. Portland Blazers Game 22: I Slept Through The DAMN GAME!!!!

    Last night was nuts. The world famous bar I work at got SLAMMED (like it always gets on the Holidays) and I was stuck dealing with the door all by myself. Usually after work I have a beer or two (or twenty...

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  18. Portland Blazers Game 21: Boston Celtics Are Evil Leprechauns

    Oh dear.... NBA word all over the radio and TV has been nothing but praise for my Blazer squad. I heard that the whole town of Boston was EAGERLY looking forward to this match up. I know Portland was...

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  19. Portland Blazers Game 20: The Blazers Are $$$

    I was going to title this editorial: Darius Songalia Should NOT Guard Steve Blake... But after the game I had to go to Packouz Jewelrs annual party at the Mac Club, a club for wealthy people who gather at a VERY EXPENSIVE gym they have membership in...

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  20. Portland Blazers Game 19: The New York BRICKS Are BROKE

    It never ceases to amaze me at the lousy choices the New York Knicks made since Toronto took them out in the first round of the playoffs in 2001. I lived in NYC for two years. When I first got there, they picked up Stephon Marbury...

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  21. Portland Blazers Game 18: What Happens When Sheed and A.I Hit Da Club...?

    Last night my buddy Willy, a 60-year old brother who loves hoops, said the best team out East is Detroit. I told him he was crazy, because Boston is the best team out East...

    Bleacher Report Written by Bleacher Report about over 5 years ago 388 reads 2 comments

  22. Portland Trail Blazers Game 17: Chris Paul Takes a Fall...

    So...I watched last night's game between the Hornets and the Nuggets on TNT. (Side note: Have you ever noticed that TNT games go on at least a half hour longer than an ESPN game? ...

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  23. Portland Trail Blazers Game 16: The Miami Heat got BEAT

    Poor Dwayne Wade. I like his game so much...but... He plays for one of the worst championship teams ever. After his squad took out Dallas in 2006, it's been all downhill...

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  24. Portland Trail Blazers Game 15: BLAZER Fans CONTROL GRAVITY...

    Kings 90 Blazers 91 PHEW... As much as Brandon Roy's late game heroics (I mean...how amazing were his fourth quarter shots?) the FANS won this 1. I was not there.....

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  25. Portland Blazers Game 14: Shaq O'Neil Is a BUFFOON Part Two

    Okay, I forgive Shaq for EVERYTHING he has EVER done to the Portland Trail Blazers. I rooted for him last year when he joined Phoenix, and I like watching him go after the rebound, attack the ...

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