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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Wish Granted...Jay Cutler On The Move

Published 7 months ago
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LaDanian Tomlinson...and the Chargers...Two Separate Things Now?

Published 8 months ago
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San Diego Chargers Fans Left To Ponder Season and the What If's

Published 9 months ago
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Khalil Greene Trade Is Good For The Cardinals...and Greene.

Published 11 months ago
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Wish Granted...Jay Cutler On The Move

LaDanian Tomlinson...and the Chargers...Two Separate Things Now?

San Diego Chargers Fans Left To Ponder Season and the What If's

Khalil Greene Trade Is Good For The Cardinals...and Greene.

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