In Simmons' Footsteps

In Simmons' Footsteps

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Unless you've been tracking sports under a rock the past decade or so, you have probably read a Bill Simmons article. The post probably left you with mixed emotions: "What was he trying to write a NOVEL?!?!?!"; "Damn this guy's pretty funny"; "NO-MAH!!!!!!" OK so you probably didn't think the last one, unless of course, you're a die-hard Red Sox fan who still has a man crush on the retired shortstop...then you probably did.

Anyways, most people don't know it, but everyone wants to be Bill Simmons. Deep down, you never wanted to be a pro baseball player or an astronaut...you wanted to be Simmons. Think about it, a 40-something Average Joe gets to poke fun at Isaiah Thomas on a weekly basis. Oh, and he gets paid for it. What a life.

**This page used to be a St. Louis Cardinals blog and Sports blog.

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  • Zach Herring posted 2494 days ago

    Zach Herring

    I'm def closer to Simmons footsteps than you. . . . . Just sayn!

  • Matt 'Frostin' Foote posted 2928 days ago

    Matt 'Frostin' Foote

    Hey,
    Cardinals look poised to take a crack at another World Series. In fact I have come up with a Joe Maddoneque slogan 2009 = 2006
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/257487-new-cardinals-slogan-2006-2009/poll_results#poll

  • Hey man check out my article on ESPN's coverage of the Confederation's Cup Final

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/208665-espn-scores-in-us-national-teams-first-fifa-final

  • Curtis Pittman posted 3010 days ago

    Curtis Pittman

    Time to head to Memphis for Thurston? Let me know what you think as well.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/208633-time-to-be-walking-in-memphis-for-thurston

  • Dalton Scantling posted 3011 days ago

    Dalton Scantling

    DeRosa's no longer available, well sort of http://bleacherreport.com/articles/208117-breaking-news-derosa-to-the-cardinals

  • Shanan H. posted 3013 days ago

    Shanan H.

    In celebration of Derek Jeter's birthday, I wrote this article:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/206938-happy-birthday-derek-jeter-top-ten-jeter-moments

  • John Lorge posted 3014 days ago

    John  Lorge

    The Draft is here! Checkout my final edition mock:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/206318-2009-nba-mock-draft-final-edition

  • John Lorge posted 3016 days ago

    John  Lorge

    The class of 2009 doesn't have the next MJ or Bron, but it might have the next A.I. or Kidd. I did some prospect to pro comparisons.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/204816-2009-nba-draft-comparing-the-prospects-to-pros

  • John Lorge posted 3021 days ago

    John  Lorge

    After shoving mock drafts down your throat I've decided to help you actually see the prospects.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/202165-2009-nba-draft-prospects-highlight-reel

  • John Lorge posted 3023 days ago

    John  Lorge

    New NBA Mock Draft... It's time to think outside the box

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/200518-2009-nba-mock-draft-commitment-day-edition

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