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The Sports Comedian is a satire site focusing on the world of sports. We started back in April 2007 as a personal blog, but expanded to fake comedy news in September 2007 to coincide with the NFL season. Since then we have provided more sports satire than any other site out there, with multiple stories per day and multiple updates per week. We offer a professionally designed and maintained site with stories taken from the day's headlines, something no other sports satire source offers.

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YPSILANTI, MI - OCTOBER 05: Alexis Hornbuckle #22 of the Detroit Shock moves across the court during the game against the San Antonio Silver Stars in Game Three of the WNBA Finals on October 5, 2008 at Eastern Michigan University Convocation Center in Ypsilanti, Michigan. The Shock won 76-60 and won the WNBA Championship. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Domenic Centofanti/Getty Images)

ESPN Fires Man Who Accidentally Puts WNBA Headline On Homepage(Satire)

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NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 22: Magician David Blaine tries to sink a putt to win million dollars for charity September 22, 2004 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

David Blaine To Try Surviving Entire Season as Detroit Lions Fan (Satire)

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NEW YORK - MAY 04: NFL player Tom Brady and model Gisele Bundchen attends 'The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Lucky No Good Piece Of Sh*t Bastard Impregnates Second Model(Satire)

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SEATTLE - APRIL 2: Rick Fox #17 of the Los Angeles Lakers is restrained by teammate Kobe Bryant #8 after being called for a technical foul against the Seattle SuperSonics on April 2 2004 at Key Arena in Seattle, Washington. Gary Payton #20 is at left and Shaquille O'Neal #34 is at right. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship Without Rick Fox (Satire)

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by Robert
4 days ago

Hello Buddy, take a look at this important article. It will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. Thank you very much and God Bless!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake
by Alex
7 days ago

Packers/Vikings, Sleepers, an upset pick and more!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/282249-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-eight/show_full
by Steve
8 days ago

I've supported your articles...lemme know what you think of these biased opinions!

Thanks!

Steve

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281220-nfl-picks-week-8-from-pats-fans-perspectives
by Courtzide
14 days ago

What is a fan supposed to do?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278072-the-bye-week-blues-a-fans-sob-story
by Suzette
17 days ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/276131-a-second-helping-of-saints-gumbo

whats for dinner?
by The Sportmeisters
21 days ago

Come join Sportmeister Derek, head of Fantasy Sports, in the Happy Hour Fantasy Football Chat tomorrow Sunday October 18th from 10:45 AM to 12:45 PM EST. He'll be there to answer all your Fantasy Football questions for the week. Derek is a multiple Fantasy winner, in a variety of league formats. You MUST be registered to ask a question, but don't worry, it's free. Join the chat here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashChat/Chat.aspx?HostUserURL=Sportmeisters
by The Sportmeisters
28 days ago

Come join Sportmeister Derek, head of Fantasy Sports, in the Happy Hour Fantasy Football Chat from 10:45 AM to 12:45 PM EST. He'll be there to answer all your Fantasy Football questions for the week. Derek is a multiple Fantasy winner, in a variety of league formats. You MUST be registered to ask a question, but don't worry, it's free. Join the chat here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashChat/Chat.aspx?HostUserURL=Sportmeisters
by Nick
about 1 month ago

Whats up? I hope you'll take some time to read our latest edition to northstationsports.com's latest "one on one" segment...

Is there a Defense for Allen Iverson?

We would love to have your opinion on the subject...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/268507-is-there-a-defense-for-allen-iverson
by Kelly
about 1 month ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267017-will-teresa-earnhardt-win-the-sprint-cup-series-championship-by-default
by The Sportmeisters
about 1 month ago

Sunday October 4th at 10:45 AM - 12:45 PM EST is the Happy Hour Fantasy Football Chat. Join Derek as he tells you who you should start and who you should not start on your Fantasy team. Derek is a multiple league winner in various fantasy football formats. He is ranked in the top fifteen in Fantasy Sports Writing on Bleacher Report, and his articles have been featured on Fox Sports. Join in & get your questions answered. You MUST register to ask a question but don't worry that's free. Join The Chat at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashChat/Chat.aspx?HostUserURL=Sportmeisters
by Goon
about 1 month ago

Ex-NY Yankee drug addict beats and chokes his wife.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/263816-ex-yankee-drug-addict-beats-and-chokes-his-wife
by The Sportmeisters
about 1 month ago

The Happy Hour Fantasy Football Chat is back! Join Derek today at 10:45 AM - 12:45PM EST as he tells you who he thinks you should start and who you should sit on your Fantasy team. Derek is a multiple league winner in various fantasy football formats. He is ranked in the top fifteen in Fantasy Sports Writing on Bleacher Report, and his articles have been featured on Fox Sports. Join in & get your questions answered. You MUST register to ask a question but don't worry that's free. Join The Chat at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashChat/Chat.aspx?HostUserURL=Sportmeisters
by Alex
about 1 month ago

NFL Week 3 Preview...You'll never believe the upset prediction this week!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/262193-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-three/show_full
by The Sportmeisters
about 1 month ago

The Happy Hour Fantasy Football Chat is back! Join Derek this Sunday at 10:45 AM - 12:45PM EST as he tells you who he thinks you should start and who you should sit on your Fantasy team. Derek is a multiple league winner in various fantasy football formats. He is ranked in the top fifteen in Fantasy Sports Writing on Bleacher Report, and his articles have been featured on Fox Sports. Join in & get your questions answered. You MUST register to ask a question but don't worry that's free. Join The Chat at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashChat/Chat.aspx?HostUserURL=Sportmeisters
by Craig
about 1 month ago

Finally...Giants Dallas recap. Enjoy!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261558-giants-and-cowboys-recap-quick-hits-101

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