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Fedor Emelianko: The Sissy Who Fears The UFC

08/29/2009

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New York Rag Wins A-Rod Naming Contest

02/09/2009

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Roger Clemens Is a National Embarrassment

01/13/2009

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The USC Trojans Are the Real National Champions!

01/09/2009

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Doctor Death said...

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I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man

16 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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Dude, you gotta get in on this one!

LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283839-breaking-news-brock-lesnar-planning-ufc-retirement

20 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/279871-brock-lesnar-falls-prey-to-rare-illness

Enjoy!

27 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac...if you have a minute... http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278837-could-kryptonite-stop-superman-not-in-the-judges-eyes appreciate any input thanks

28 days ago

Slave to The Animal said...

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BOO!

Happy Halloween, Drac! LOL

Wow, you're getting as bad as me, with these disappearing acts. : D

31 days ago

Stoker said...

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dude ,.. check this out -->< >> the natives are restless again..
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266125-fedor-vs-brett-rogers-the-future-looks-grimm-for-brock-lesnar

49 days ago

King J said...

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Dracula,
You gotta check out the movie im producing! I know you gonna be feelin this!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266296-king-j-producing-temecula-skeletor-the-greatest-mma-film-of-all-time

50 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac if you have a second...http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266437-after-carwin-whos-next-for-brock#page/1...thanks

50 days ago

Slave to The Animal said...

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Hey Drac, I'm busting balls. HAHA! Where are you?

52 days ago

Haha

I cant wait to see Fedor lose either

Dont underestimate Rogers

He might not stand a chance in the UFC, but I think that his overall size advantage will prove too much for "The Fat Emperor"

0_o

57 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac if you have a moment...http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261762-maybe-the-fans-should-decide?just_published=1...appreciate your input

58 days ago

Goon said...

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The NY Yankees and the media are trying to manipulate you.

Yankee propaganda must be exposed as lies and crushed before it can spread any further.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261540-exposing-the-ny-yankee-propaganda-machine

59 days ago

Kountry King said...

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Hey man, Im gettin tired of all these Fedor worshipers

Do me a favor and be the first person to write an article on Nov 7 about Fedor getting his ass whooped by Rogers

Then we can both say I told you so!

61 days ago

TR said...

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Feel free...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/257126-nfl-week-two-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

66 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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Please read and feel free to start a war (it generates more reads :)

Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/257023-can-anyone-alive-today-beat-anderson-silva-part-two

67 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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I know you are going to love this one LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286287-breaking-news-fedor-still-the-man

16 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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Dude, you gotta get in on this one!

LOL!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283839-breaking-news-brock-lesnar-planning-ufc-retirement

20 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/279871-brock-lesnar-falls-prey-to-rare-illness

Enjoy!

27 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac...if you have a minute... http://bleacherreport.com/articles/278837-could-kryptonite-stop-superman-not-in-the-judges-eyes appreciate any input thanks

28 days ago

Slave to The Animal said...

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BOO!

Happy Halloween, Drac! LOL

Wow, you're getting as bad as me, with these disappearing acts. : D

31 days ago

Stoker said...

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dude ,.. check this out -->< >> the natives are restless again..
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266125-fedor-vs-brett-rogers-the-future-looks-grimm-for-brock-lesnar

49 days ago

King J said...

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Dracula,
You gotta check out the movie im producing! I know you gonna be feelin this!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266296-king-j-producing-temecula-skeletor-the-greatest-mma-film-of-all-time

50 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac if you have a second...http://bleacherreport.com/articles/266437-after-carwin-whos-next-for-brock#page/1...thanks

50 days ago

Slave to The Animal said...

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Hey Drac, I'm busting balls. HAHA! Where are you?

52 days ago

Kountry King said...

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57 days ago

The Truth Turcott said...

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hey Drac if you have a moment...http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261762-maybe-the-fans-should-decide?just_published=1...appreciate your input

58 days ago

Goon said...

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59 days ago

Kountry King said...

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61 days ago

TR said...

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Feel free...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/257126-nfl-week-two-picks-from-new-england-patriots-fans-perspective

66 days ago

Doctor Death said...

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Please read and feel free to start a war (it generates more reads :)

Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/257023-can-anyone-alive-today-beat-anderson-silva-part-two

67 days ago

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Fedor Emelianko: The Sissy Who Fears The UFC

Received 100 comments • August 29, 2009
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New York Rag Wins A-Rod Naming Contest

Received 100 comments • February 09, 2009
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Roger Clemens Is a National Embarrassment

Received 50 comments • January 13, 2009
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The USC Trojans Are the Real National C…

Received 50 comments • January 09, 2009
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Fedor Emelianko: The Sissy Who Fears The UFC

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Fedor Emelianko: The Sissy Who Fears The UFC

New York Rag Wins A-Rod Naming Contest

Roger Clemens Is a National Embarrassment

The USC Trojans Are the Real National Champions!

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