Glenn's Bio
Bio Picture: 1965 Ford Falcon Ranchero
Semifanatic sports fan. I have been accused of being a fair weather fan but, following a bunch of crappy teams will do that to you. In the late 60's and 70's Georgia bulldogs, Atlanta Falcons and Braves. Then in the 80's the San Diego Padres and Chargers. Although the "Air Coryell" show with Dan Fouts was always fun to watch they would always break your heart in the end. Then move to New England in the 90's and try rooting for the Red Sox and Patriots when they couldn't buy a winning season.
Ok, things are different for me now. New England has some awsome sports teams, I have more time on my hands and thus have found my voice.
"I am the self-proclaimed Alchemist of sports literature."
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Glenn's Recent Articles
Glenn Writes About
- Football (39),
- Humor (37),
- NFL (37),
- Opinion (23),
- Boston (23),
- New England Patriots (22),
- Sports & Society (19),
- AFC East (15)
- T.A responded to a comment on A Message To Eric Mangini: You Will Never Be On Bill Belichick's Level
- Blaine Spence responded to a comment on NFL Week Nine Picks: A Patriots Fans' Perspective
- Blaine Spence responded to a comment on NFL Week Nine Picks: A Patriots Fans' Perspective
- Eric Gomez responded to a comment on Sports, Politics, Radio, and How They're Making Us Want To Choke Someone
- Glenn Card has picked Sports, Politics, Radio, and How They're Making Us Want To Choke Someone as a favorite article
- Matt Miselis responded to a comment on A Message To Eric Mangini: You Will Never Be On Bill Belichick's Level
- Glenn Card has picked NFL Week Nine Picks: From New England Patriots Fans' Perspective as a favorite article
The Short List What Glenn thinks about sport's most pressing questions
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Favorite Athletes
Fouts, Bledsoe, Brady, Bruschi, Big Pappy
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Favorite Sports Teams
New England Patriots
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All Time Sports Moment
Patriots first Super Bowl win
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Ruth or Mays?
Mays
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Unitas or Montana?
Montana
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Jordan or Russell?
Jordan
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Gretzky or Orr?
Gretzky
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Pele or Maradona?
Pele
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Federer or Sampras?
Samparas
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Tiger or Nicklaus?
Tiger
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Petty or Earnhardt?
Petty
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Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?
Big East





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about 2 hours ago
Glenn,
Just my take on the Miami’s disappointing loss to New England. Let me know what you think if you take a minute to peruse it…lol
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286626-miami-new-england-dolphins-fall-short-against-patriots-in-27-17-loss
Thanks,
Daniel Barber aka Hotnuke
about 3 hours ago
here is a story of another NFL Legend who has yet to get his deserved respect :
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286573-crazy-canton-cuts-ed-meador
about 8 hours ago
Week Nine is here! Check out what's in store for today's games and which undefeated team I think will go down today!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286460-sunday-morning-under-the-helmet-what-to-watch-for-in-nfl-week-nine/show_full
about 24 hours ago
This one came from the heart - thought you might appreciate it. Hope you are well and thank you.
Mary Jo
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286186-heavy-hearts-and-heroes-are-real-story-at-texas-motor-speedway
1 day ago
Decided to make week nine predictions.. A full slate of interesting match ups. When you get the chance, let me know when you think, as any feedback is appreicated.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285905-miselis-edition-week-nine-nfl-predictions
Thanks,
Matt
1 day ago
How do you like Ty Law signing with Denver? A little long in the tooth, hell, he's almost as old as we are.
2 days ago
Glenn,
As a Chargers fan, I'd love to tell you "more humor, less Patriots" but far be it from me to tell people what to write about (except now, when I just did).
You know I don't pimp my articles, but this one's a little bit of everything, humor, pop culture references, moral outrage, and uh... sports.
Check it out if you have time after you're done polishing all that Pats memorabilia.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285491-sports-politics-radio-and-how-theyre-making-us-want-to-choke-someone
- Eric
2 days ago
Good to here from you Glenn. Been meaning to check your profile for what is new, plus read your pick piece you guys do, but with the trucks season ending in three weeks now been busy with that.
Plus with my Updates issues on the Trucks Series, the editors kept telling me that you have nice article pieces buried in the Update.
So I'm writing pieces separately now and my article count tripled. Also based on article count over the last month, it's moved up to No. 1 on the page,and I'm a heck of a lot busier.
I will check out check out the picks this week and read your latest two.
If you get Speed, the last three races for the trucks are Friday night truck races for the next three weeks and the Night races are always exciting to watch.
Take Care,
Mike
2 days ago
Glenn, TR made me do a slideshow
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285405-doug-bakers-nfl-2009-midseason-awards
2 days ago
An editor changed the headline... I'm changing it back.
2 days ago
Eric Mangini has been an utter failure in Cleveland.. A big part of that has been trying to be like his former mentor, Bill Belicheck.. Heres a message to Eric: He Will Never Be On Belichick's Level. Appreciate any feedback you can give on this piece.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285370-a-message-to-eric-mangini-you-will-never-be-on-bill-belichecks-level
Thanks,
Matt
2 days ago
I find that happens a lot with these collaborations. Everything looks good to go and then becomes fragmented. And I put everything in rich text format. I don't get it. I was trying to repair the thing when you stepped in, probably for the best. Now somebody else is editing it.
Anyway, thanks for all, G.
2 days ago
Glenn:
Oddly enough I did not know about the humor writer ratings on B/R and I am touched by two things: that readers have given me that honor and that you cared enough to let me know.
I'm deeply humbled. Especially with the company I keep on B/R. What a funny bunch of people, you included.
I still remember the article on your personal favorite funny picks on this site and my heart is still full to have made it on your list.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Keep writing and keep smiling.
Poe
2 days ago
Glenn, now for my all pro defense.
Had enough of me already?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285013-doug-bakers-2009-midseason-nfl-all-pro-team-defense
2 days ago
I'm still all goofed up on that issue, but I haven't really taken the time to figure it out. Shame on me. I'm glad to see you posting there.
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