About

I hail from the bustling metropolis that is Buffalo Lake, Minnesota (Population: 733). I also hold a home in Garage Logic, the seat of Gumption County. Here on Bleacher Report, I write mostly about my beloved Minnesota teams: Twins, Wolves, Vikings, and Gophers.

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Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Most of anyone who's ever put on a Minnesota jersey. Kevin Love is a current fascination of mine.

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    In Order: Minnesota Twins, Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Golden Gopher Basketball, Minnesota Golden Gopher Football, Minnesota Wild.

  • Favorite Coaches

    Ron Gardenhire, Tony Dungy, Bud Grant, Flip Saunders, Tubby Smith

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Seeing Tebow time in person when he did the miraculous against the Vikings.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays - Ruth was a Yankee and a so-so candy bar.

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Favre - Until Aaron Rodgers breaks every QB record known to man.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan - How'd baseball workout for him again?

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky - It's automatic if your nickname is the Great One, right?

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger - If only his wife wouldn't of found out.

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Big 10! University of Minnesota Golden Gophers!

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#2 Top Writer, May 2012
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