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Note: The profile photo is me, smoking a cig, without a drop of makeup, wearing a knit-cap. I call it my "Blair Witch Project" look. : D

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I never lose an argument, so watch yourself.

I own everyone on B/R. My signature can be found on their asscheeks, just like Cabbage Patch dolls.

My Batista fanaticism should never be questioned, unless you're fond of being flame-broiled.

I am right about everything, 98.9% of the time.

I am intolerant of stupidity & hypocrisy.

I am highly critical; pray I never read your article(s).

The lurkers support me in email. : D

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Favorite WWE Superstars: Batista (Deal with it), Matt Hardy, Kane & Santino

Favorite WWE Divas: Melina, Beth, Gail & Mickie

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Something else you need to know:

Yes, I like Batista. Just as so many male B/R members are fond of utterly talentless female wrestlers, I too have the right to admire a performer, based *almost* entirely on his look. Do not *even* attempt to force your double-standards on me, or you will be obliterated. Also, don't make the foolish mistake of assuming that I know nothing about pro-wrestling (as I have stated many times, I've been a fan for 30 years), just because I fancy a wrestler who possesses, what could be described as, "questionable talent". That type of attitude is clearly rooted in sexism, as men who admire less-than-stellar female wrestlers are *never* subjected to such scrutiny. You have your fishcake; allow me to enjoy my beefcake... or else.

You've been warned. Have a nice day!

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by Andrea
about 1 hour ago

If you didn't notice, I 'liked' your comment. I found it amusing and was joking with you as well. Perhaps there is some miscommunication here between us?

There was absolutely nothing in any of my comments that was meant to be taken seriously and, I assure you, I came anything but unglued.

Thank you visiting my bio page, I change it up when the mood strikes my fancy and often address community issues. There has been a great influx of trolls in this community as of late.
The message was not intended for any one person in particular. I apologize if you read more into it than intended.
by Doctor
5 days ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283839-breaking-news-brock-lesnar-planning-ufc-retirement
by Juan
9 days ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/281174-br-wrestling-community-maniac-vs-maniac-contest
by Hurricane Hubbard
25 days ago

Brothers In Arms: A look back at legendary sibling tandems.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272098-brothers-in-arms-a-history-of-siblings-in-wrestling
by Dracula's Buttocks
about 1 month ago

I'm on it.

I've totally got your back.
by Canadian
about 1 month ago

Batista is the bomb
by Dracula's Buttocks
2 months ago

What happened to you? Are you still around?
by Matthew
3 months ago

I havnt pimped out my reads in a while but this is my 100th read.If you can check it out and rate it that would be great.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/222254-macho-man-randy-savage-a-glimpse-into-the-world-of-the-madness
by Tee
3 months ago

Back by popular demand....RNN...welcome to season two.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/221966-rnn-hath-returned-enter-season-two
by Captain
3 months ago

My rebuke to the recent hate towards Christian!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/220729-peepulation-speaks-why-the-peeps-are-right-and-vince-co-are-wrong

CC
by Shane
3 months ago

check, check, check, check it out:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/219893-out-of-the-shadows-spotlighting-new-japans-manabu-nakanishi
by Tyler
4 months ago

Building a Dynasty has arrived.

Please take a look at Part 1 of my mini series Building a Dynasty it is a very good read please comment, rate and leave feedback.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/212510-building-a-dynasty-top-20-greatest-pro-wrestling-champions
by Matthew
4 months ago

I put up a new read if ya wanna check it out if not no biggie
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/203763-a-fathers-day-tale-generations-of-sons-touched-by-pro-wrestling
by Matthew
5 months ago

show some love for the yeti
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/188156-creature-vs-creature-the-yeti-is-the-worst-gimmick-ever
by Tee
5 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/187438-creature-vs-creature-the-shockmaster-is-the-worst-gimmick-in-wrestling

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