JOKE OF THE DAY:
An old man is met by his
attorney, and is told he is going
to be audited. He rides to the IRS
office with his attorney, and
when he gets there, he begins to
talk with the IRS agent. "I bet
$2,000 I can bite my own eye!"
The IRS agent agrees to the bet,
believing it an impossible task.
The old man laughs, pulls out his
glass eye, and bites it. The IRS
agent is dumbfounded. The old
man bets $3,000 he can bite his
other eye. The IRS agent knows
there's no way possible to do
this, so he once more agrees. The
old man cackles, pulls out his
dentures, and bites his eye. Then
the old man finally wagers, "I bet
$20,000 I can stand on the far
side of your desk, pee over the
desk, and get it into your
wastebasket, without missing a
single drop." The agent knows
he won't be able to, so once
more he agrees. The old man
indeed misses, peeing all over
the desk, and on the paperwork.
The IRS agent jumps for joy, but
then notices the attorney over in
the corner moaning. "Are you all
right?" asks the agent. "No! On
the way over here, he bet me
$400,000 he could pee on your
desk and you'd be happy about
I don't want to leave it. What did you mean by Red Carpet?
No worries, I get jokes all of the time about my name. There is a porn actress and an actress that played on the TV show "Ugly Betty".. which one do you think is me? lol
What are your predictions? XD
I am just having fun, the blondes appreciate me sticking up for them... lol
Jericho vs Randy? When did that happen lol :D I really hope it's a good PPV, I like to have high hopes but after what WWE have been producing, I'm not feeling all that optimistic :/
Do you have a sense of humor?
Ah not really :/ WWE has been terrible lately and I haven't watched for 2 weeks so I don't know whats been happening recently. I'm hoping they prove me wrong but I don't have high hopes, is there a match you're looking forward to? XD
I know silly... just had to bring you into your joke!