Charizard, Son of Goku n Kim Possible, dad of Simba

Charizard, Son of Goku n Kim Possible, dad of Simba

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  • JOKE OF THE DAY:


    An old man is met by his
    attorney, and is told he is going
    to be audited. He rides to the IRS
    office with his attorney, and
    when he gets there, he begins to
    talk with the IRS agent. "I bet
    $2,000 I can bite my own eye!"
    The IRS agent agrees to the bet,
    believing it an impossible task.
    The old man laughs, pulls out his
    glass eye, and bites it. The IRS
    agent is dumbfounded. The old
    man bets $3,000 he can bite his
    other eye. The IRS agent knows
    there's no way possible to do
    this, so he once more agrees. The
    old man cackles, pulls out his
    dentures, and bites his eye. Then
    the old man finally wagers, "I bet
    $20,000 I can stand on the far
    side of your desk, pee over the
    desk, and get it into your
    wastebasket, without missing a
    single drop." The agent knows
    he won't be able to, so once
    more he agrees. The old man
    indeed misses, peeing all over
    the desk, and on the paperwork.
    The IRS agent jumps for joy, but
    then notices the attorney over in
    the corner moaning. "Are you all
    right?" asks the agent. "No! On
    the way over here, he bet me
    $400,000 he could pee on your
    desk and you'd be happy about
    it!"

  • The Anti-Diva posted 12 hours ago

    The Anti-Diva

    YES! You?

  • Alex Riley is the best 2.0 posted 14 hours ago

    Alex Riley is the best 2.0

    I don't want to leave it. What did you mean by Red Carpet?

  • Ashley Jensen posted 15 hours ago

    Ashley Jensen

    No worries, I get jokes all of the time about my name. There is a porn actress and an actress that played on the TV show "Ugly Betty".. which one do you think is me? lol

  • LeeXD posted 15 hours ago

    LeeXD

    What are your predictions? XD

  • Ashley Jensen posted 16 hours ago

    Ashley Jensen

    I am just having fun, the blondes appreciate me sticking up for them... lol

  • LeeXD posted 16 hours ago

    LeeXD

    Jericho vs Randy? When did that happen lol :D I really hope it's a good PPV, I like to have high hopes but after what WWE have been producing, I'm not feeling all that optimistic :/

  • Ashley Jensen posted 16 hours ago

    Ashley Jensen

    Do you have a sense of humor?

  • LeeXD posted 16 hours ago

    LeeXD

    Ah not really :/ WWE has been terrible lately and I haven't watched for 2 weeks so I don't know whats been happening recently. I'm hoping they prove me wrong but I don't have high hopes, is there a match you're looking forward to? XD

  • Ashley Jensen posted 17 hours ago

    Ashley Jensen

    I know silly... just had to bring you into your joke!

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