Joel Creager's Sportswriter Profile

Joel Creager joined October 2008

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13,089article reads
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17articles written
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291comments written
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About Joel »

I also post as Nuck Chorris

Other alias:
TheFamilyJoels

UCSC student: Pursuing PHD in Pwnology

That picture is from the '08 Olympics in China.

Email: jcreager1@hotmail.com

The Shortlist »

Favorite Athletes

Monta Ellis, Sidney Moncrief, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Pistol Pete, Earl Manigault
Favorite Sports Teams

Warriors, Giants then A's, Sharks. 49ers and Raiders. I shamelessly switch depending on which football team is more respectable at any given time. I am a bay area guy.
Favorite Coaches

Don Nelson, Bill Walsh, Dusty the Baker
All Time Sports Moment

Attending the 2008 Olympics
Most Memorable Game Attended

USA vs. Japan for Baseball's last bronze medal or Team USA vs. Germany for basketball
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

8 Golds or Wilts 100
Ruth or Mays?

Mays (THE CATCH!)
Unitas or Montana?

I once had to babysit Montana's kids when I was his neighbor. They were a handful.
Jordan or Russell?

The one with the flyest kicks.
Gretzky or Orr?

Mario Lemieux
Pele or Maradona?

Pele the orange juggler.
Federer or Sampras?
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Who aggregated the most prize money after accounting for inflation and after paying taxes?
Petty or Earnhardt?

In a fight? Petty wins with heelstomp from boot spur.
Schumacher or Senna?

Vrrrrrrrooooooooooom!
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

CPL

Latest Articles »

Please Cohan, For The Sake Of The Children, Sell The Warriors!

07/08/2009

550 reads 6 comments 0 likes

Golden State Warriors Get Busy to the Sound of One Hand Clapping

06/25/2009

984 reads 3 comments 0 likes

Golden State Warriors Final Take: Rowell To All, "Let Them Eat Cake!"

04/29/2009

2084 reads 7 comments 1 likes

Five Things That'll Take Bleacher Report to the Next Level

04/06/2009

101 reads 8 comments 4 likes

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Dracula's Buttocks has teeth said...

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Q: Why does Fedor Emelianko fear the UFC?

A: Because he is a Sissy!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244769-fedor-emelianko-the-sissy-who-fears-the-ufc

Check it out.

85 days ago

Robert Domaine said...

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Hello Joel, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero

94 days ago

Yama Hazheer said...

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Hey,

Last season my top stories article got numerous views, comments, and was even published on Fox Sports. I was hoping for the same success. Check it out and let me know what you think.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/237499-the-nbas-top-ten-storylines-for-the-2009-10-season

Thanks!

98 days ago

Mohamed E.M said...

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Please take a look at this and tell me what do u think
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231686-the-best-commercials-on-br-humor

Thanks in advance!
Mohamed

107 days ago

Richard O'Neal said...

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Trying to become a featured columnist for the University of Houston Cougars football team...

Please read my article and comment on what you think of the story.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226622-case-keenum-could-help-university-of-houston-win-conference-usa

Thanks!

ro

116 days ago

Mohamed E.M said...

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Hi there! Hope I am not bothering.Pls take a look at this funny slideshow ,Hope you enjoy it

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226091-the-fastest-way-to-be-number-one-on-br-humor

Thanks for your time in advance!
Moham

116 days ago

MR. DAVE said...

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Here's my 2nd article, tell me what you think? http://bleacherreport.com/articles/221616-call-911-june-25th-the-golden-state-warriors-robbed-by-atlanta-hawks

124 days ago

Richard O'Neal said...

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Just published two new articles that I would like to share with you. Please provide some great comments to spark up some debate on these two topics! I look forward to your response. Feel free to add yourself as a fan if you enjoy my writing!
ro
Vote as a pick of the day or favorite if you feel it's worthy!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/214772-rockets-receive-nba-injury-exception
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/214794-available-centers-the-rockets-should-be-looking-at

136 days ago

VSN Writers said...

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www.virtualsportsnetwork.com/forum

Great articles...Your work is great and I wanted to invite you to my sports/sports gaming forum. We have a great forums to discuss sports and everything else. Great place to post articles for more exposure too! I hope you join! Posting your articles on VSN's forum bring a ton of reads. That is how most of my articles get 2,000+ reads.

By you posting, our NBA Forum will really improve!

145 days ago

Andrew Nuschler said...

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Hey man,

Figured targeted self-promotion was the lesser of two evils (the greater being mass) so I'll try to keep posts on your board to the NBA unless I hear otherwise.

Seems to be your cup o' tea:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/190029-king-james-isnt-quite-ready-for-the-throne

174 days ago

Blaine Spence said...

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Thought I would give The Relay for Life one more push before our big event Saturday. This one is a more in-depth look into the story of Dave Dravecky. Also posted a link for the Josiah Herring Funeral Fund!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186686-outreach-of-hope-the-dave-dravecky-story-relay-for-life-part-two

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186833-please-donate-to-the-josiah-herring-funeral-fund

178 days ago

Gilligan Henry Dorpfeld said...

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What are Alter Ego's and why are they here on Bleacher Report?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/173563-br-alter-egos-what-are-they-and-why-are-they-here

- GHD

aka "Skillet"

194 days ago

Gilligan Henry Dorpfeld said...

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I just wrote an article that addresses the Bleacher Report Writer Ranking System, which has been a sore spot to some and an area of controversy to many of you on this site.

I think that it's an important issue that needs to be addressed within this community. Please give the article a read when you have the chance. Any comments would be greatly appreciated.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/165546-why-br-writer-ranking-rules-must-change

Thank you.

- GHD

aka "Skillet"

206 days ago

Andrew Cahill said...

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A Story From A True Patriots Fan...check this one out...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/164812-a-story-from-a-true-patriots-fan

206 days ago

Michael Shackelford said...

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Hi Joel! How's life as a Banaslug! I grew up in Santa Cruz, so I'm sure you are enjoying it there! I have two articles I would like to get your feedback on. The first is on the “New” Yankee Stadium, and the other is my reflections on the early years of the San Jose Sharks. Thanks!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/156964-new-yankee-stadium-everything-that-is-wrong-with-baseball
and
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/156953-one-fans-recollection-of-the-early-years-of-the-san-jose-sharks

220 days ago