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Joel Creager

Joined about 1 year ago

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Joel's Bio

I also post as Nuck Chorris

Other alias:
TheFamilyJoels

UCSC student: Pursuing PHD in Pwnology

That picture is from the '08 Olympics in China.

Email: jcreager1@hotmail.com

Joel Writes About

The Short List What Joel thinks about sport's most pressing questions

  • Favorite Athletes

    Monta Ellis, Sidney Moncrief, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Pistol Pete, Earl Manigault

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Warriors, Giants then A's, Sharks. 49ers and Raiders. I shamelessly switch depending on which football team is more respectable at any given time. I am a bay area guy.

  • Favorite Coaches

    Don Nelson, Bill Walsh, Dusty the Baker

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Attending the 2008 Olympics

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    USA vs. Japan for Baseball's last bronze medal or Team USA vs. Germany for basketball

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    8 Golds or Wilts 100

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays (THE CATCH!)

  • Unitas or Montana?

    I once had to babysit Montana's kids when I was his neighbor. They were a handful.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    The one with the flyest kicks.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Mario Lemieux

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele the orange juggler.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Who aggregated the most prize money after accounting for inflation and after paying taxes?

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    In a fight? Petty wins with heelstomp from boot spur.

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Vrrrrrrrooooooooooom!

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    CPL

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  1. Q: Why does Fedor Emelianko fear the UFC?

    A: Because he is a Sissy!

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244769-fedor-emelianko-the-sissy-who-fears-the-ufc

    Check it out.

  2. Hello Joel, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero

  3. Hey,

    Last season my top stories article got numerous views, comments, and was even published on Fox Sports. I was hoping for the same success. Check it out and let me know what you think.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/237499-the-nbas-top-ten-storylines-for-the-2009-10-season

    Thanks!

  4. Please take a look at this and tell me what do u think
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231686-the-best-commercials-on-br-humor

    Thanks in advance!
    Mohamed

  5. Trying to become a featured columnist for the University of Houston Cougars football team...

    Please read my article and comment on what you think of the story.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226622-case-keenum-could-help-university-of-houston-win-conference-usa

    Thanks!

    ro

  6. Hi there! Hope I am not bothering.Pls take a look at this funny slideshow ,Hope you enjoy it

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226091-the-fastest-way-to-be-number-one-on-br-humor

    Thanks for your time in advance!
    Moham

  7. Just published two new articles that I would like to share with you. Please provide some great comments to spark up some debate on these two topics! I look forward to your response. Feel free to add yourself as a fan if you enjoy my writing!
    ro
    Vote as a pick of the day or favorite if you feel it's worthy!
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/214772-rockets-receive-nba-injury-exception
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/214794-available-centers-the-rockets-should-be-looking-at

  8. www.virtualsportsnetwork.com/forum

    Great articles...Your work is great and I wanted to invite you to my sports/sports gaming forum. We have a great forums to discuss sports and everything else. Great place to post articles for more exposure too! I hope you join! Posting your articles on VSN's forum bring a ton of reads. That is how most of my articles get 2,000+ reads.

    By you posting, our NBA Forum will really improve!

  9. Hey man,

    Figured targeted self-promotion was the lesser of two evils (the greater being mass) so I'll try to keep posts on your board to the NBA unless I hear otherwise.

    Seems to be your cup o' tea:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/190029-king-james-isnt-quite-ready-for-the-throne

  10. Thought I would give The Relay for Life one more push before our big event Saturday. This one is a more in-depth look into the story of Dave Dravecky. Also posted a link for the Josiah Herring Funeral Fund!

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186686-outreach-of-hope-the-dave-dravecky-story-relay-for-life-part-two

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/186833-please-donate-to-the-josiah-herring-funeral-fund

  11. What are Alter Ego's and why are they here on Bleacher Report?

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/173563-br-alter-egos-what-are-they-and-why-are-they-here

    - GHD

    aka "Skillet"

  12. I just wrote an article that addresses the Bleacher Report Writer Ranking System, which has been a sore spot to some and an area of controversy to many of you on this site.

    I think that it's an important issue that needs to be addressed within this community. Please give the article a read when you have the chance. Any comments would be greatly appreciated.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/165546-why-br-writer-ranking-rules-must-change

    Thank you.

    - GHD

    aka "Skillet"

  13. A Story From A True Patriots Fan...check this one out...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/164812-a-story-from-a-true-patriots-fan

  14. Hi Joel! How's life as a Banaslug! I grew up in Santa Cruz, so I'm sure you are enjoying it there! I have two articles I would like to get your feedback on. The first is on the “New” Yankee Stadium, and the other is my reflections on the early years of the San Jose Sharks. Thanks!
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/156964-new-yankee-stadium-everything-that-is-wrong-with-baseball
    and
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/156953-one-fans-recollection-of-the-early-years-of-the-san-jose-sharks

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