Can't believe you picked Mays over Ruth. And you don't know who Earnhardt, Petty, Schumacher, and Senna are? God Triveni...

Hey dude, solid piece on United there. I don't think you should have to include a note on the front page, especially as it clearly says HUMOR in the beginning. Thought I'd post this here, as you clearly have much more important views being expressed in the "comments" section, haha.

I make a habit to include a fair amount of humour in my articles, and usually there will be the 2-3 readers who don't realize it and rant their brains off. But these are people who shouldn't be reading stuff this sophisticated anyway. I once included a "Note" on the intro page but regretted it soon after because it only detracts from the piece as a satire.

I find it best to reply to the so-called haters with the simple yet extremely aggravating response, "Thanks for your input." Because nothing says "I don't care about your input" more than that and if they respond negatively, they look like the biggest dicks on the planet, lol.

Cheers