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"Florida By 10...Told Ya!": Gator Joe's Crow Shack, Open for Business

Wanna crow about your prediction? Wanna serve up some crow for that dude you've been battling with on B/R all season? You are hereby cordially invited to post your pick (or expose the folly of your nemisis)...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 10 months ago 99 reads 11 comments
Big 12 Report Card... 5 F's, 2 C-minus's, 4 B's, and an Incomplete

Five Big 12 teams finished the season with seven or more losses...sorry boys, they all flunk. After a long season of hype, Texas Tech and Oklahoma State couldn't cut it against bowl competition, so two D's there...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 200 reads 7 comments
8 Reasons Utah Beats Alabama in Sugar Bowl… Bama's Loss of Andre Smith is #1

Normal 0 1. Andre Smith - The loss of Smith is brutal for Bama, but the timing of the loss will prove even more costly. There's no way Bama's offense can bounce back only days after losing their #1 lineman...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 1,722 reads 51 comments
Gator Writer Mike Bianchi Still in Love With HighSchool Sweetheart? Wife Dissed?

Just look at that photo above. Is she the one Mike Bianchi falls asleep thinking about...the obviously shallow one with the pom poms and the good posture? You can't see it in the picture, but I'm sure her "blonde" hair is riddled with split ends...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 478 reads 12 comments
Yes, Virginia, Urban IS Coming to Notre Dame—But NOT 'Til You're All Grown Up

Yes, Virginia, Meyer will probably come to Notre Dame, but not anytime soon. Here's a little background on the subject (and some breaking news from Meyer's Tuesday, Dec. 16 comments)...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 239 reads 5 comments
Coach Dan Mullen Leaves Gators... Time for Urban Meyer to Cut the Cord

Congratulations to Dan Mullen on his new position... no hard feelings from this Gator. However, it is time for Mullen to move on and to leave the Oklahoma game in the capable hands of the current Gator coaching staff...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 207 reads 15 comments
Gator OC Mullen is New Head Coach at Miss St... Mike Sanford, Are You Watching?

The AP announced today that Gator offensive coordinator Dan Mullen will become the head coach at Mississippi State. No word from coach Urban Meyer as to whether Mullen will serve as OC for the "Big Party" in Miami...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 11 months ago 281 reads 0 comments
Urban Meyer vs. Nick Saban... One Stunning Comparison

Meyer crushes Saban in an all-important category. As a BCS-level coach, the "pot of gold" at the "end of the rainbow" is the BCS National Championship. Both Meyer and Saban have hit one out of the ballpark in the form of a BCS NCG victory...

Written by JoeGator Gator about 12 months ago 145 reads 3 comments
Texas & Oklahoma Want Re-Match...(Florida Gators, Please Step Aside)

Hey Big-12! How badly do you want that re-match? Huddle-up and HAVE MISSOURI STEP ASIDE! Call a meeting of your Big-12 muckity-mucks and schedule Texas vs. Oklahoma for the Big-12 championship...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 378 reads 0 comments
A Spread-Option NFL Team in '09? Tim Tebow To Run It? What's Your Vote?

Never say never... All the football geniuses said the Spread would NEVER work in the SEC. Now the same geniuses are saying it will NEVER work in the NFL...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 896 reads 2 comments
Spread-Option-Guru Mike Sanford Available? Florida, LSU, USC, NFL are Watching

The Las Vegas Sun reports that UNLV head coach Mike Sanford and his AD may be at an impasse on the '09 season. This will come as great news to all the programs creating short-lists for coaching jobs that are soon to be vacant...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 1,783 reads 7 comments
Best Football Story Ever Written?

Can't think of a better one... How an All-American, 9-year NFL vet returned to coach his inner-city high school (and is making a difference in our world)... be sure to click on the amazing video that accompanies this story...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 240 reads 1 comments
New Gator Signee: 6'7" 256 Lbs (and All-League High School Sprinter)

The Gators get an early commitment from Denver, Colorado defensive end Nick Kasa. He's considered to be one of the top five DE's in the nation and rated "five stars" by Scout.com. Nick has great speed for a big man...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 507 reads 12 comments
Gators Can Lose When Tebow Has Over 40 Percent of Rushing Carries...

Normal 0 Tim Tebow... can there be too much of a good thing? Maybe. When Tim Tebow takes too much of the rushing load, the Gators have a losing record...

Written by JoeGator Gator about about 1 year ago 164 reads 2 comments

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JoeGator Gator Article Archive

"Florida By 10...Told Ya!": Gator Joe's Crow Shack, Open for Business

Big 12 Report Card... 5 F's, 2 C-minus's, 4 B's, and an Incomplete

8 Reasons Utah Beats Alabama in Sugar Bowl… Bama's Loss of Andre Smith is #1

Gator Writer Mike Bianchi Still in Love With HighSchool Sweetheart? Wife Dissed?

Yes, Virginia, Urban IS Coming to Notre Dame—But NOT 'Til You're All Grown Up

Coach Dan Mullen Leaves Gators... Time for Urban Meyer to Cut the Cord

Gator OC Mullen is New Head Coach at Miss St... Mike Sanford, Are You Watching?

Urban Meyer vs. Nick Saban... One Stunning Comparison

Texas & Oklahoma Want Re-Match...(Florida Gators, Please Step Aside)

A Spread-Option NFL Team in '09? Tim Tebow To Run It? What's Your Vote?

Spread-Option-Guru Mike Sanford Available? Florida, LSU, USC, NFL are Watching

Best Football Story Ever Written?

New Gator Signee: 6'7" 256 Lbs (and All-League High School Sprinter)

Gators Can Lose When Tebow Has Over 40 Percent of Rushing Carries...

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