Kelan McLain

Kelan McLain

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Me. Father. Soldier. Vigilante Hero. Football fanatic. Sports nut. Comic book geek. Star Wars nerd. Eccentric. Just a few of the titles I've earned over the years. My name is Kelan. Middle name is Sean. Irish? No shit. Occupation? Operator in the U.S. Army. A diehard Pittsburgh sport fan due to my father, a native of Aliquippa, PA. Born and raised in Alabama. My I.Q. is above 70, so my battle cry is 'War Eagle'. Anything else you want to know, just ask. Dumb questions are responded with sarcastic answers. I am a huge stickler for correct grammar, spelling, and internet ettiquite, so if you misspell words, use double negatives or any other grammatical errors, or are an annoying, fanatical douchebag, I'm calling you out on it. That's how I roll.

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