1. Auburn Hires Billy Mays As Offensive Coordinator (Humor)

    AUBURN – With a turnover that even Chris Todd would find startling, Auburn University announced their new offensive coordinator hire just hours after they sent previous coordinator Tony Franklin packing...

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  2. College Football Picks With Stupid Nicknames (Week Seven)

    (All picks are against the spread and are intended to be in good fun. I have nothing but the utmost respect for each University named herein and their fans...

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  3. Terrelle Pryor and the Amazing Technicolor Eye Black: Automimicry Theory in FB

    At first glance, Terrelle Pryor's Ohio State logo eye black sticker may seem like a counterproductive embellishment on an already useless piece of uniform accoutrement...

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  4. Kentucky's Hartline Sports Bangs to Beat 'Bama (Humor)

    The historic success of Alabama's quarterbacks with swoosh cuts in Bryant-Denny stadium has Kentucky's attention, enough for its own signal caller to adopt the style as his own. "This is a must-win game for us," Hartline said...

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  5. Bionic Sam Wyche Brings New Voice to Bengals (Humor)

    A former quarterback and head coach, 63-year-old Sam Wyche used his voice to bark orders on the gridiron over three decades...

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  6. USC Blames Loss on Mediocre Sideline Celebs

    It had been a decade since Patrick Duffy appeared on TGIF’s Step by Step. Only a handful of “celebrities” showed up on USC’s sideline last night—and most ...

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