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Chicago Bears Are Frauds: Good Fortune in the NFL Exclusive To Team (Satire)
For several weeks, many people in the media and general public have loudly disputed the success of the Chicago Bears for a myriad of reasons...
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Chicago Bears and Greg Olsen: Pros and Cons of a Potential Trade
While many Bear fans are still in a tizzy about the team's major splash in free agency last Friday, there is still one major issue lurking around Halas Hall, and that is the future of Tight End Greg Olsen...
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Jay of Hope: Gutsy Cutler Offers Glimpse of Promise For The Future
Anyone who follows football in any capacity knows of the struggles Jay Cutler has endured in his first season in Chicago. His 2009 campaign has been awful at best and disastrous at worst...
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PLEASE End the Painful Death That Is Watching a Lovie Smith Team Now!
I've made this point already, and I don't think I can actually articulate my thoughts in a meaningful way, but I don't care...
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Sadly For Bear Fans, "This Is Our Season"
There's no other way to put it, the Chicago Bears are a joke. A joke so pathetic that we as fans can't even help but laugh; even though we know what we're cackling at isn't funny...
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It's Officially Time To End the Lovie Smith Era In Chicago
A year ago, after the Bears suffered a frustrating divisional loss at Minnesota, I suggested the Bears should possibly consider making a coaching change at the end of the season due to a string of uninspired efforts...
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Chicago Bears Must Turn It Up to "11" This Week At Atlanta
Nothing is worse than seeing your favorite team lose simply by giving a game away, and no one gave one away quite like the Bears did in Week Six last year...
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33 Bullet Point Evaluations/Statements About the NFL's First Four Weeks
With most teams one quarter of the way through their season, there certainly are a great deal of NFL story lines to discuss. If I were a better writer, I may have a stunningly in0depth analysis of one or more of them...
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Points Per Pixel: Using Tecmo Super Bowl for Fantasy Football Rankings
With less than two weeks before the NFL regular season finally gets underway, millions of us are spending countless hours ranking hundreds of players to see who we deem worthy of a slot on our fantasy rosters...
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Week One Pivotal For The Chicago Bears Receiving Core
Much (some might even say endless) debate has been sparked about whether or not Jay Cutler has enough weapons to power the Bears passing game to the necessary heights needed to get this team back into the postseason...
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The Five NFL Franchises I Am Beyond Grateful Not To Be a Fan of
Even if you support a perennial powerhouse, any fan of any team knows suffering through a loosing season now and then is to be expected and endured...
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My Bottom Five Chicago Bear Moments Of The Past Decade
A few weeks back I made a slideshow depicting my five favorite moments as a Chicago Bear fan from the past decade...
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Why the New York Giants Will Not Make the Playoffs in 2009
With Training Camps opening, NFL fans everywhere are getting increasingly antsy, as the beginning of the new NFL season draws ever closer. As a new year begins, as do preseason Super Bowl predictions...
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Michael Vick Reinstated By The NFL
According to a breaking news bulletin on NFL.com, Roger Goodell has reinstated the troubled ex-Atlanta Falcon Quarterback. The bulletin reads as follows: "The NFL has reinstated Michael Vick on a conditional basis, the league announced Monday...
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My Top Five Chicago Bear Moments of the Past Decade
I've been searching my memory bank for the last few days in order to recollect my favorite Bear moments from the past decade. Sadly, this search wasn't as difficult a task as I would have hoped...
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Why the Atlanta Falcons Are the Frontrunners of the NFC
Last season, they stunned the NFL, making an inconceivable playoff run just one year removed from one of the most disastrous campaigns in NFL history...
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The Five Chicago Bears Who Absolutely Must Step It Up In 2009
This offseason has been one of the most noteworthy the Bears have had in a very long time, creating an eagerness for the upcoming season that has been lacking ever since Super Bowl XLI ended in crushing defeat...
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Houston Rexans: Grossman to Sign With Houston
According to a report on NFL.com, former Bears Quarterback Rex Grossman is poised to sign a one-year deal with the Houston Texans, where he will compete with former Lion Dan Orlovsky, to backup Matt Schaub...
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Why the '09 Chicago Bears May Resemble the Pre-Train-Rex Days
"We get off the bus running the ball." -Lovie Smith, following virtually every Bears game over the past five years...
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My Realistic Expectaions For The 2009 Chicago Bears
It's amazing what having a proven quarterback can do for the confidence of a fan base. Cynicism is in very small supply in Chicago these days, as I witnessed first-hand at the Bears Expo at Soldier Field last Sunday...
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The 10 Questions I Would Ask Matt Forte
So I get to go to the Bears Expo this Sunday (not a bad 25th birthday present) and I could not be more excited. I have never been to, nor do I have an intimate knowledge of the event, but I hear rumblings that various players will be in attendance...
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Remembering the Strange Odyssey of the 2001 Chicago Bears
I became a Bears fan in 1991 at the age of seven. It has certainly been a mixed-bad from an emotional standpoint. In that time, I've seen them win 136 games while loosing 152. I've seen a mere three playoff victories...
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Why Patience Will Be a Virtue with Jay Cutler
The excitement in the air for Bear fans is undeniably palpable this evening, as the most elusive element the franchise has been searching for, for as long as I have been alive is finally here...
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D.J. Hackett Will Be a Perfect Fit in Chicago
Because: 1. He's cheap 2. He's injury prone 3. He's not very good. Roll out the welcome wagon, everyone! I am officially guaranteeing this will be Jerry Angelo's solution to "fixing" the receiving corps...
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Why Pursuing T.J. Houshmandzadeh Is a No-Brainer for the Bears
It was announced yesterday that the Cincinnati Bengals were likely not going to place the franchise tag on receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh...
