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Philadelphia Flyers: A Team and a Fanbase in Crisis
Hello, you've reached the Flyers Fan Crisis Hotline! What's your crisis? Mhmm, I see. Sir, please put the pills away. No, Sir, that's not the answer to a 7-0 loss to the New York Rangers ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Something to Consider Before Buying a Jason Akeson Jersey
Let's see a show of hands, Flyers fans. Put your hand in the air if you had heard of Jason Akeson prior to 2:54 p.m. EST on Mar. 2, in this 2011th year of our Lord...
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Philadelphia Flyers Mullet Points: Minor Additions to a Stacked Team
What? Did you expect the Philadelphia Flyers to blow up a team currently sitting atop the Eastern Conference standings in order to to mash a big name player onto their roster ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Who's to Blame in the Nikolai Zherdev Fiasco?
I can't help but look at the Nikolai Zherdev fiasco through the eyes of an automobile insurance adjuster. And when it comes to Zherdev's brief stint in Philadelphia, it's so easy to apportion fault that, yes, even a caveman can do it...
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Philadelphia Flyers Mullet Points: Nikolai Zherdev's Press Box Season Tickets
This is Flyers Hockey. We don't do bullet points. We do Mullet Points: * By all appearances, it would seem Nikolai Zherdev has bought himself a season ticket plan in the press box...
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Philadelphia Flyers Trade Speculation: Countdown To a Nikolai Zherdev Trade?
Get out your Monopoly money, Flyers fans! Bets will also be accepted in the form of your houses and left testicles, but not your lives because, well, that would just be silly ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Thoughts & Questions About The Kris Versteeg Trade
What's that noise? Oops. My apologies, Bleacher Report. I had not realized the sound of my head repeatedly slamming into my computer monitor would carry through to all of you on the other end...
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Philadelphia Flyers Trade Rumors: Always Expect the Unexpected
After years of hanging onto every word from NHL trade rumor carnies like Eklund and Bruce Garrioch, I have become a bit of a trade rumor atheist...
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Philadelphia Flyers: An Open Appeal To Trade Dan Carcillo
For the love of Gordie Howe, just trade Dan Carcillo already! Since his arrival in Philadelphia , it has been abundantly clear this team and much of its fan base do not have ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Trade Picks Instead of Players?
As the NHL trade deadline approaches, speculation will be rampant over which Flyers roster player or prospect will find himself tied to a rocket, and launched somewhere in the vicinity of the Western Conference...
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NHL Trade Deadline: Philadelphia Flyers Have Only 46 Shopping Days Left
Here we are approaching the middle of January and the Philadelphia Flyers have yet to emerge in the midst of any major NHL trade rumor scuttlebutt...
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WARNING! Philadelphia Flyers Brain Freeze May Occur
A collection of random Philadelphia Flyers hockey-inspired thoughts that, if read too quickly, may cause head trauma. WARNING: Philadelphia Flyers brain freeze may occur...
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Philadelphia Flyers Fans Just Don't Understand Daniel Carcillo
Get out your torches and pitch forks Flyers fans! The 2010-11 NHL season is approaching fast, and Dan Carcrillo is still a member of your Philadelphia Flyers ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Nikolay Zherdev The New "Big E"
Did you hear the Big E is in Philadelphia ?! No, not Eric Lindros, silly goose. I’m talking about the Big Enigma, Nikolai Zherdev! The Delco Times and Philadelphia Daily ...
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Riley Cote Would Be Crazy Not To Retire
Forecasters predict dandruff accumulations of 6-10 inches across the Delaware Valley as head scratching over Riley Cote's retirement begins...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Explaining the WHY WHY WHY in Simon Gagne Trade
For what it's worth, my sources tell me the bag of pucks the Flyers received in exchange for left wing Simon Gagne are indeed very nice pucks...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Dan Carcillo's Break-Out Year?
I suppose I like Phoenix Coyotes right winger Scottie Upshall just fine. It's his fans I can't stand. From the moment Dan Carcillo became property of the Philadelphia Flyers, I have ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Delusional Predictions for the 2010 Offseason
Since I've written plenty of previous articles while hopped up on goofballs, I thought it would be a fun departure to drive to the nearest New Jersey shore point, drink a couple pints ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Trading Jeff Carter Would Be a Gamble At Best
If the Philadelphia Flyers had something in the form of trade currency, Jeff Carter's face would be printed on the bills...
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Philadelphia Flyers: The Force Is Strong With This One
You remember that scene in Revenge Of The Sith? You know the one where, after coming out on the wrong end of a light saber duel with Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker finds himself dragging ...
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Philadelphia Flyers: Goaltending Is Always an Issue When You Don't Score
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard some hockey pundit opine the Flyers “need a goaltender that can steal them a game or two,” I could probably have a pretty good night down in Atlantic City...
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Opinion: Carter & Giroux For Kovalchuk Makes No Sense For The Flyers
I have no doubt that the Atlanta Thrashers are actively (even desperately) seeking a trade for LW sniper Ilya Kovalchuck...
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Suspending Mike Richards Would Be an Outrage
I honestly don’t see how Mike Richards can be suspended for his hit on David Booth last night. With the image of Dion Phaneuf’s preseason hit on Kyle Okposo still fresh in the collective ...
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Philadelphia Flyers To NHL Fans With DirecTV: Suck It Nerds
Okay, well maybe the Flyers aren't directly responsible for the fact that Versus went dark on DirecTV at 12:01 a.m. this morning. That complete and utter dickmove was facilitated by Comcast, owner of Versus and your Philadelphia Flyers...
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Do the Philadelphia Flyers' Party Habits Need To Be Put on Ice?
One of the more salacious stories of the NHL off-season took place in Philadelphia when Flyers General Manager Paul Holmgren went on the record with Flyers beat writer Wayne Fish as saying:Holmgren: ...
