Favorite Athletes

The entire Thunder roster. Plus Sammy Sosa. Plus the Tune Squad.

Favorite Sports Teams

Oklahoma City Thunder, Chicago Cubs, University of Oklahoma Sooners

Favorite Coaches

I think Ozzie Guillen is pretty neat.

All Time Sports Moment

McGwire vs. Sosa --- Yeah, I don't care if they were juicing. That. Was. Awesome.

Most Memorable Game Attended

Cubs vs. Cards at Wrigley when Mark Prior started and was still awesome.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

The amount of bowls one can throw onto their head by way of their foot while riding a distractingly tall unicycle. Thank you, Red Panda. The true "loser" of the NBA Lockout.

Ruth or Mays?

Mays.

Unitas or Montana?

Montana.

Jordan or Russell?

This isn't fair.

Gretzky or Orr?

Uh, Gretzky was in D2: The Mighty Ducks. So, Gretzky.

Pele or Maradona?

Ronaldinho.

Federer or Sampras?

Nadal.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger is my boy.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Nascar?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big "12"