John 'Fatty'-Fatland

John 'Fatty'-Fatland

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To escape the stresses of life, some people drink, take drugs, smoke cigarettes, race cars, chase women, watch TV, free fall off buildings, hunt Rhinos in Africa, become Mercenaries, etc..etc.. I like to write on Bleacher Report.

Yeah, you're probably thinking, this guy needs a life, but who's wasting their time now by reading my Bio? That's what I thought. We are all in this together, escaping the complexities of life, or cheating on our employers time by engaging in our passion, Sports, on Bleacher Reports.

You know how bad we have it, this addiction? We do this for free. Zander is the 'ultimate' Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer. We come here everyday, painting his figurative white picket fence. "And loving it!"

If we are smart, we will organize a union for better benefits. We could call it the The Un-Professional Writers Union of America. In the mean time, we are very satisfied with a 'good job' and 'keep em coming'

When you read my stuff, please don't take it too seriously. If you do, I'm doing something wrong.

Important things about me, that you should know. I like good Scotch, great wines, the Moody Blues, and my Weiner dog, 'Monty' is always by my side when I write. Been married 32 years to a beautiful blond Swedish girl, I took away from Newport Beach, Ca and brought to Arizona.

That's all. See you on the Blog.

Fatty

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  • John Lorge posted 1813 days ago

    John  Lorge

    I've been working on this for a while and now 2010: A LeBron James Odyssey is ready... if you want to know what will happen next summer you must read this:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/234201-2010-a-lebron-james-odyssey

  • Richard O'Neal posted 1840 days ago

    Richard O'Neal

    Could Miami Heat get both Boozer and Odom?

    Please let me know what you think by providing your excellent comments.

    ro

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/218410-miami-heat-wade-boozer-and-odom-on-the-same-team

  • John Lorge posted 1844 days ago

    John  Lorge

    good plan, I'm no it, I'm sure if I re-name the Key "Michael Jackson Arena" the clips will be the supes in 1 year or less

  • John Lorge posted 1844 days ago

    John  Lorge

    Donald Sterling will sell anything for the right price... let me call Gary Payton and see how the fund raising is going.

  • Jack M posted 1852 days ago

    Jack M

    Ariza/Artest Swap? Who got the better deal? I would love your opinion!
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/211445-ariza-and-artest-swap-teams-who-got-the-better-deal

    Thanks,
    Jack

  • Darrius Singleton posted 1861 days ago

    Darrius Singleton

    Hey check out my article and tell me what you think http://bleacherreport.com/articles/205448-reasons-the-mvp-voting-is-all-hype

  • Dave Morrison posted 2059 days ago

    Dave Morrison

    Hey John—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.

    I've been spending time on our Lakers page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point analysis...you do good work.

    Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?

    If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at dmorrison@bleacherreport.com with any thoughts.

    Thanks so much,

    Dave Mo

  • Zander Freund posted 2268 days ago

    Zander Freund

    LOL—you're too much John...

    Keep the great stuff coming!

    Z

  • Zander Freund posted 2273 days ago

    Zander Freund

    Hey John,

    Just make a few touchups to the piece—take a look and make sure everything checks out. Remember you can re-revise anything you don't like or revert to a previous version if you prefer.

    Z

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