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  1. Bleacher Report's Zander Freund Mad As Hell, Promises to Protest Kobe MVP Award

    A Bleacher Report Exclusive—Brought to you by John "Fatty" FatlandCalling it an unjustice, unparalleled, unequaled, and unexplainable, Zander Freund of Bleacher Report is furious ...

    Written by John Fatland about 6 months ago 8 comments

  2. Lakers-Jazz Preview: There's Tough, and Then There's "Lakers Tough"

    Utah is a physically tough team. The Jazz players have completely bought into Coach Sloan's system. They will give it their all. They will play hard nose D. They will hold, grab, flop, and cheat...

    Written by John Fatland about 7 months ago 2 comments

  3. Lakers-Nuggets: 'twas the Night Before Denver

    [Lamar Odom asking St Phil: "All I want for Christmas is an NBA Title"] 'Twas the night before Denver and all thru the blog Not a poster was croaking, not even a frog The ...

    Written by John Fatland about 7 months ago 4 comments

  4. Los Angeles Lakers Fans: For Your Eyes Only

    WARNING: This is for Lakers Fans only. Not responsible for anger induced blown head gaskets. Read at your own risk. Did you have as much fun as me enjoying the Suns lose? What a country! What ...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 4 comments

  5. Lakers v. Suns Game Preview: Two Big Teams + Two Big Trades = One Big Game

    “Its only the regular season. Its just one of many games. No big deal.” Who said that?A. Mike D’AntoniB. Phil JacksonC. All the Suns playersD. All the Lakers playersE. All of the aboveCorrect answer: E...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 11 comments

  6. Will the Phoenix Suns Miss the Playoffs?

    First, let me preface this article by saying that the Phoenix Suns are a very good NBA team. They have one of the most gifted point guards in the league who is a fantastic shooter and passer...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 34 comments

  7. Jason Kidd to Dallas: Part Deux

    It's Groundhog Day for Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks. Just as Bill Murray had to play the day over and over again until he got it right in the movie, Cuban and the Mavs needed to keep ...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 13 comments

  8. Jason Kidd to Dallas? The West Just Got Wilder

    Pau Gasol to the Lakers, The Big Daddy to the Suns—already old news in the NBA nowadays.The new news is Jason Kidd to the Dallas Mavericks for the entire Dallas team, at least it seems that way...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 3 comments

  9. Lakers-Heat: Perfect Pau Gasol Lifts LA past Miami

    The overmatched Miami Heat almost came back to beat the Los Angeles Lakers on a nationally televised game on Sunday. Twice on this road trip, the Lakers failed to win in the end, and continued ...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 0 comments

  10. "Grand Daddy" Shaq to Phoenix: Did Pat Riley Con the Suns?

    Let me just state for the record: Pat Riley is a genius.Pat Riley is a salesman.And Pat Riley is also The Flim-Flam man.If you combine all three into one, you have the making of one of the finest GM’s the NBA has ever seen...

    Written by John Fatland about 9 months ago 7 comments

  11. Game Preview - Lakers vs Spurs

    From the A T & T Center San Antonio, Texas Los Angeles Lakers 27-12 vs San Antonio Spurs 26-13 9:00 PM NBA Standard Time ...

    Written by John Fatland about 10 months ago 1 comments

  12. Lakers News: Hoping for the Best from DJ Mbenga

    This is the official news release from the Los Angeles Lakers: The Los Angeles Lakers have signed free agent center Didier “DJ” Ilunga-Mbenga to a 10-day contract, it was announced today by General Manager Mitch Kupchak...

    Written by John Fatland about 10 months ago 8 comments

  13. Kobe Urges Fans: If You Believe in Kwame, Clap Your Hands

    "Every time a child says, ‘I don’t believe in fairies,' somewhere there is a fairy that falls down dead." – James Barrie, from the story Peter Pan...

    Written by John Fatland about 10 months ago 16 comments

  14. Does God Have A Favorite Team?

    Making a simple comment on my blog the other day, I ended with what I thought was an innocent statement, "God willing, we win tomorrow."Someone came back to me, "Don't you bring God into this...

    Written by John Fatland about 10 months ago 1 comments

  15. CIA: Kwame Brown Highlight Film to Replace “Waterboarding” Torture Technique

    Testifying before Congress, CIA Director Michael Hayden confirmed that a new torture technique was being used, but defended the action saying, "desperate times require desperate measures...

    Written by John Fatland about 10 months ago 10 comments