Michelle Alves

Michelle Alves

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Michelle Angelica Alves

Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.

I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.

So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?

What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.

I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.

I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.

Who am I?

I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal

  • Favorite Coaches

    'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Nadal :)

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

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  • True Blue posted 150 days ago

    True Blue

    So, why did you stop writing?

  • David Jacobs posted 596 days ago

    David Jacobs

    Great football from Spain last night. Pissed all over Portugal. Shame about Torres' goal drought though...

  • Jamie H posted 672 days ago

    Jamie H

    Hi there.

    I've written an article about Hillsborough for the 21st anniversary (yesterday now). Hope you don't mind me posting this to your wall, I just wan't to share it with people so they can give it a read, comment, and pay their respects. It's not a big report, just my tribute to the 96.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/379196-hillsborough-remembered-justice-for-the-96

  • Josef Y posted 693 days ago

    Josef Y

    How you holdin up there, Michelle? Are you as downcast as I've been as a Liverpool fan? I'd like to say it's been a rollercoaster ride thus far, but don't rollercoaster rides usually involve peaks? It seems to be a season of valleys. It may be an exercise in futility to hope against hope, but if LFC do manage to pull off the improbable and finish 4th AND claim the Europa League Cup, I'm gonna run down the street in my underwear while belting the chorus to "Fields of Anfield Road" at the top of my lungs ..

  • Nathan Lowe posted 731 days ago

    Nathan Lowe

    I wrote this will you read it? I'm awesome.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/345769-kaka-is-overrated-the-truth-behind-player-form-analysis

  • KabeeR Joshi posted 733 days ago

    KabeeR Joshi

    Hi michelle,
    You think liverpool are a tow man team? I dont think so...see this

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/344661-the-horrible-misconception-and-media-lie-that-is-destroying-liverpool

    cheers

  • Richard Bowler posted 736 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    I thought you might like this article
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/342807-the-10-worst-sports-broadcasters-and-commentators

  • Richard Bowler posted 746 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    Kind of Silly but thought you might get a kick out of it.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/336277-great-moustaches-in-sports#page/1

  • Barney Corkhill posted 779 days ago

    Barney Corkhill

    Hey,

    It's that time of year again! Time to vote for your B/R World Football Writer of the Year. A final shortlist of 10 has been devised with great difficulty, and now you can vote for who you think deserves the accolade! Let the voting commence!

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315935-br-world-football-writer-of-the-year-2009-voting




    Also...

    If you haven't seen it already, I have written the first of many "decade in review" pieces, and this one looks at Liverpool's top 15 matches of the noughties. Have a look and see what you think, you might be surprised at what ISN'T number one!

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/315563-decade-in-review-the-top-15-liverpool-matches-of-the-noughties

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