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Michelle Angelica Alves
Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.
I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.
So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?
What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.
I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.
I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.
Who am I?
I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...
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- Willie Gannon responded to a comment on After Everything, Is Rafael Benitez Off To Real Madrid?
- Willie Gannon responded to a comment on After Everything, Is Rafael Benitez Off To Real Madrid?
- Shayan Ali Tejani responded to a comment on Manchester United vs. Chelsea Preview
- Shayan Ali Tejani responded to a comment on Manchester United vs. Chelsea Preview
- David Jacobs responded to a comment on Parodies: Hey There, Benitez
- David Jacobs responded to a comment on Parodies: Hey There, Benitez
- Michelle Alves responded to a comment on Nehru Cup Victory : Moment To Cherish For Indian Football Fans
The Short List What Michelle thinks about sport's most pressing questions
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Favorite Athletes
Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush
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Favorite Sports Teams
Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal
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Favorite Coaches
'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)
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All Time Sports Moment
Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,
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Most Memorable Game Attended
Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!
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Most Unbreakable Sports Record
Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +
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Jordan or Russell?
Jordan
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Pele or Maradona?
Pele
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Federer or Sampras?
Nadal :)
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Tiger or Nicklaus?
Tiger






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about 20 hours ago
As a Knicks Featured Columnist, I will be making periodical attempts to give fans an inside look at the different aspects of Knicks games. Take a look at what I came up with when Lebron James came to visit.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286083-keiths-knickerbockers-korner-reliving-the-hype-the-top-10-things-about-lebron-james-appearance-at-msg#page/11
3 days ago
Well I could be doing a WHOLE lot better if only the Reds could end this unbelievable slump they're in. The high from the victory against Man U is all but gone.
What I'm seeing in the papers doesn't give us 'Pool fans much to cheer for either. All this talk about bankruptcy, ownership turmoil, lack of squad depth, deteriorating Academy program, etc. What the hell....is there an LFC voodoo doll out there somewhere and is the person pricking it a Manc?
My Liverpool venting aside, I'm doing well, thanks. =) And yes Michelle, you're definitely invited to my wedding at Anfield. Your RSVP is in the mail. I'll save you a seat in the groom's section, right on the Kop end. =)
4 days ago
Hello Buddy, I would like you to take a look at this important article. it will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. God Bless and thank you.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake
10 days ago
Hi Michelle. Hope you can get back online soon. I have another 'OMG greatness' parody for you lol. It's a helping hand from me to Rafa Benitez during his time of turbulence at Good Ol' LFC:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/280469-parodies-hey-there-benitez/
Tune - Hey There Delilah.
Sing along lol.
All the best,
David 'Weird Al Stankovic' Jacobs.
13 days ago
Michelle, where have you been? I need my fix of your LFC journalistic gems! =) You cookin' anything up after today's absolute thriller at Anfield?
about 1 month ago
Hi Michelle, how u doin.
I have had another one of my rants.
This time it comes off the back of the fact that England's away fixture this weekend isn't even being shown in England!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267535-naming-rights-theyre-just-wrong
Read and enjoy.
David x
about 1 month ago
Hey,
I know that was an aweful performance. I am up for tonight's game. We should be taking full advantage of cech's absence.
1-2 would make me happy..:)
about 1 month ago
Hey Michelle,
hows it goin? thnkx for the fan add. wot u think bout 2-0 defeat against fiorentina?
about 1 month ago
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255086-adrian-staehle-presents-project-99-update
Be apart of somehing great
about 1 month ago
Do you think Carlos Tevez is ugly?
I do xD ;
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/253344-parodies-ugly-face-featuring-carlos-tevez
Tune - 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga
2 months ago
Hello Michelle, here is the follow up article on George Martin. I would appreciate it if you would take a look at it and leave your support in the comment area. Feel free to pass it around. Thanks!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244249-give-george-martin-a-key-to-nyc
2 months ago
Hey,Please Give This A Read
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/242125-arsenal-vs-manchester-united-match-preview-in-the-form-of-rap-song
2 months ago
I would really appreciate your feedback on my latest article if you get the time to look it over.
We as Jets fans should be the last people to write off unproven young receivers.
Here is why:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/240591-as-jets-fans-we-should-not-write-off-unproven-young-receivers
Thanks in advance
2 months ago
Hello Michelle, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero
2 months ago
Hello again Michelle. It's Weird Dave Yankovic here once more :)
I have a few parodies stored up, such as one about Carlos Tevez's facial appearance and Ashley Cole's shenanigans behind Cheryl's back.
In the meantime, here's one concerning David Bentley's future at Spurs:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/238261-parodies-bentley-a-little-bit-of-a-concern
Tune - 'Alfie' by Lily Allen
Have fun and I look forward to another season of your seasoned writing :)
David xx
btw - great result last Sunday wasn't it ;D
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