Michelle Alves

Michelle Alves

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Michelle Angelica Alves

Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.

I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.

So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?

What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.

I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.

I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.

Who am I?

I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal

  • Favorite Coaches

    'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Nadal :)

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

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  • Wild Joker posted 13 days ago

    Wild Joker

    I love your "about." I enjoy suspence & you seem like a very interesting person. Do u still get on here? Would like to talk to u.

  • Ryan L posted 46 days ago

    Ryan L

    You're bio is kinda brain twisting. :)

  • True Blue posted 611 days ago

    True Blue

    So, why did you stop writing?

  • David Jacobs posted 1057 days ago

    David Jacobs

    Great football from Spain last night. Pissed all over Portugal. Shame about Torres' goal drought though...

  • Jamie H posted 1132 days ago

    Jamie H

    Hi there.

    I've written an article about Hillsborough for the 21st anniversary (yesterday now). Hope you don't mind me posting this to your wall, I just wan't to share it with people so they can give it a read, comment, and pay their respects. It's not a big report, just my tribute to the 96.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/379196-hillsborough-remembered-justice-for-the-96

  • Josef Y posted 1153 days ago

    Josef Y

    How you holdin up there, Michelle? Are you as downcast as I've been as a Liverpool fan? I'd like to say it's been a rollercoaster ride thus far, but don't rollercoaster rides usually involve peaks? It seems to be a season of valleys. It may be an exercise in futility to hope against hope, but if LFC do manage to pull off the improbable and finish 4th AND claim the Europa League Cup, I'm gonna run down the street in my underwear while belting the chorus to "Fields of Anfield Road" at the top of my lungs ..

  • Nathan Lowe posted 1192 days ago

    Nathan Lowe

    I wrote this will you read it? I'm awesome.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/345769-kaka-is-overrated-the-truth-behind-player-form-analysis

  • KabeeR Joshi posted 1193 days ago

    KabeeR Joshi

    Hi michelle,
    You think liverpool are a tow man team? I dont think so...see this

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/344661-the-horrible-misconception-and-media-lie-that-is-destroying-liverpool

    cheers

  • Richard Bowler posted 1197 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    I thought you might like this article
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/342807-the-10-worst-sports-broadcasters-and-commentators

  • Richard Bowler posted 1207 days ago

    Richard Bowler

    Kind of Silly but thought you might get a kick out of it.
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/336277-great-moustaches-in-sports#page/1

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