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Michelle Alves

Joined 9 months ago

  • 43 articles written
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Michelle's Bio

Michelle Angelica Alves

Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.

I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.

So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?

What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.

I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.

I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.

Who am I?

I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...

Michelle Writes About

The Short List What Michelle thinks about sport's most pressing questions

  • Favorite Athletes

    Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal

  • Favorite Coaches

    'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Nadal :)

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

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  1. by Majesh
     1 day ago

    Check out my slideshow on what an all-galactico team should look like:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/210038-the-ultimate-galacticos

    Enjoy and comment with your own team. Thanks!

  2. by Early
     3 days ago

    Hey Michelle

    Have a wee look at this LFC competition we are running. I think it might be right up your alley :)

    http://www.talklfc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=38524

  3. by Michael
     3 days ago

    Hey michelle check out my article on ESPN's coverage of the Confederation's Cup Final

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/208665-espn-scores-in-us-national-teams-first-fifa-final

  4. by Yoosof
     5 days ago

    hey michelle :) green milk, burning sand, creepy russians, dirty arabs; they're pretty much all the same! anyway lol, do you mind checking out my latest article if you have time please? it's about, errr... snail racing.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/207870-a-day-at-the-snail-races-the-curious-case-of-world-champion-heikki

    as you can see, it's clearly not gonna get a massive amount of reads, so if you could read it i would appreciate it greatly.

    cheers,
    yoosof

  5. by nitim
     6 days ago

    u look hot in that pic however yoosof farah says it flatters you a lot cud u confirm or deny this for me cos id like to put this in the old u know wat bank ;)

  6. by Sulayman
     6 days ago

    My heartwarming stor....never mind. You don't have to be a wrestling fan to enjoy this, just a sports enthusiast.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/206937-memoirs-from-the-dossier-the-evolution-of-a-wrestling-fan-part-i

  7. by Marc
     6 days ago

    OMG youre well fit do u every come to the UK

  8. by Abhimanyu
    6 days ago

    Gearing up for 1/8, are you ?

  9. by Abhimanyu
    6 days ago

    :)

  10. by Abhimanyu
    6 days ago

    Thanks for the fan add, M

    AVR

  11. by Jersey Al
     7 days ago

    My thoughts on the US Mens National Soccer Team and their huge upset of Spain:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/206063-usa-2-spain-0-will-the-real-us-mens-soccer-team-please-stand-up

  12. by David
     11 days ago

    Welcome back Michelle.
    I'm back too, but not with a parody until the next season.
    Got it lined up, but I'm going to wait (good things and all that).

    It's about Ashley Cole messing around with other women behind Cheryl's back ;)
    with an added mention of this kind of media scrutiny that comes complimentary with being a famous footballer.

    Again, welcome back to Bleacher, where you belong.
    x

  13. by Lace
     12 days ago

    you know I don't usually do this but thought you might enjoy reading this if you have time
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/203031-boise-state-and-pete-in-the-land-of-milk-and-honey-moore-was-given

  14. by MCM
     14 days ago

    Please check out my Cotto-Clottey slideshow taken live from New York's Madison Square Garden this past Saturday:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/201490-mcm-live-at-cotto-clottey-msg-new-york

    Relive the memories of a great fight with blurry pictures and nonsense text...

  15. by Jamie
     16 days ago

    http://industryred.webeden.co.uk/

    I would appreciate you having a look and hopefully contributing on some level Michelle

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