Michelle Alves joined September 2008

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Michelle Alves

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Michelle Angelica Alves

Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.

I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.

So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?

What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.

I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.

I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.

Who am I?

I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...

The Shortlist »

  • Favorite Athletes

    Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal

  • Favorite Coaches

    'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +

  • Ruth or Mays?

  • Unitas or Montana?

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Nadal :)

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

  • Schumacher or Senna?

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

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Barney said...

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Hey,

Following up yesterday's great debate is the one I've been waiting to write for a long time, and the one I think may be the best debate yet and a must-read for any football fan! Should video technology be introduced into football? Would doing so take away from the 'magic' that makes the game so great? And would it help or hinder the referees? Have your say in the Great Debate!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/294886-the-great-debate-should-video-technology-be-introduced-in-football

Cheers,
Barney

6 hours ago

Zahi Sahli said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/294508-humor-we-know-what-happened-during-the-france-ireland-clash

HUMOR: WE know exactly what happened during the France-Ireland match!

1 day ago

Barney said...

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Hey,

Henry's handball has got the whole football world talking. What better time for another Great Debate? Should Henry have owned up? Is he a cheat? Should FIFA have allowed a replay? Have your say in the great debate!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/294359-the-great-debate-should-fifa-allow-ireland-vs-france-to-be-replayed

Cheers,
Barney

1 day ago

Salaar Shamsi said...

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Hey,

After what is being called 'the greatest injustice in sport', the question is, what on earth is FIFA doing?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/294209-the-bottom-corner-fifa-just-a-bunch-of-muppets

Have a look
Thanks
SS.

1 day ago

Jamie Ward said...

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Hey Michelle,

Good to see you back and writing again.

sorry for the adverising....

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/291996-paul-tomkins-liverpools-best-loved-football-writer-talks-to-jamie-ward

4 days ago

rahul robin said...

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k thn b hapy wid ur 30+ players...:P.......hey if u dont mind giv ur yahoo id

5 days ago

rahul robin said...

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yeah poor poor pool :-P......dont weep v are kind hearted tak som of our reserv players for loan and dont forget to return thm back :-P

5 days ago

rahul robin said...

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sorry dear personaly u cant drag him as he wont fit into ur budget(neither liverpool's)he belongs to the top side(like arsenal)...probably u cant try nd attract our rejuvenated hero eboue...:-P

5 days ago

rahul robin said...

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yeah pretty much satisfied...lolz few mor on gunners...dont lure our players out frm emirates to anfield lolz ;-)

5 days ago

Shayan Ali Tejani said...

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Hey,

We're looking at Nani's recent interview on his career at Old Trafford.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/290074-manchester-uniteds-nani-plays-with-fire

Have a look,
Thanks,
Shayan Ali Tejani

7 days ago

rahul robin said...

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read a few articles and itz pretty nice...keep posting a few on arsenal too lolz

8 days ago

Andrew Jordan said...

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Hey Michelle, here is a World Football roundtable on the upcoming UEFA World Cup qualifying playoff.

Hope you enjoy!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/287569-uefa-world-cup-qualifying-playoff-roundtable

11 days ago

Keith Schlosser said...

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As a Knicks Featured Columnist, I will be making periodical attempts to give fans an inside look at the different aspects of Knicks games. Take a look at what I came up with when Lebron James came to visit.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286083-keiths-knickerbockers-korner-reliving-the-hype-the-top-10-things-about-lebron-james-appearance-at-msg#page/11

13 days ago

Josef Y said...

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Well I could be doing a WHOLE lot better if only the Reds could end this unbelievable slump they're in. The high from the victory against Man U is all but gone.

What I'm seeing in the papers doesn't give us 'Pool fans much to cheer for either. All this talk about bankruptcy, ownership turmoil, lack of squad depth, deteriorating Academy program, etc. What the hell....is there an LFC voodoo doll out there somewhere and is the person pricking it a Manc?

My Liverpool venting aside, I'm doing well, thanks. =) And yes Michelle, you're definitely invited to my wedding at Anfield. Your RSVP is in the mail. I'll save you a seat in the groom's section, right on the Kop end. =)

16 days ago

Robert Domaine said...

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Hello Buddy, I would like you to take a look at this important article. it will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. God Bless and thank you.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake

17 days ago

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