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Michelle Angelica Alves

Is that my name? Maybe, maybe not.

I am me, I am a person, a human being. Created for a reason. A reason I have no idea about. How sure am I ? I'm sure I'm me but I can't guarantee how human I am.

So far my life is as normal as it gets, but things change. My life could be a lie, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I am a figment of your imagination. How would you know?

What else can I tell you about myself. My life is normal...but am I? No would be the right answer.

I don't have a Y chromosome, but my brain feels different. I look like a girl, but I act different. I'm attracted to certain kinds of people, but they are never attracted to me.

I'm just a bit weird, just a bit crazy, just a bit wild. A whole nothing. A jack of trades, a queen of nothing.

Who am I?

I am your worst nightmare. Your happiest dream. Your favourite song. Your last wish...

Michelle's Recent Articles

Liverpool FC in the Stars: What Astrology Says!

Published 1 day ago
122 reads 3 comments

Is Alonso's Exit the Reason for Liverpool's Downfall?

Published 2 days ago
215 reads 38 comments

Liverpool, God & Jesus...Have We Found A Judas in Michael Owen?

Published 4 months ago
1,417 reads 32 comments

Liverpool: If You Need a Miracle, Sign Jesus

Published 4 months ago
2,009 reads 18 comments

See 42 more of Michelle's articles »

Michelle Writes About

World Football (44),
Humor (28),
EPL (22),
International Football (20),
Soccer (20),
Liverpool (19),
Opinion (17),
Football (11)

Willie Gannon responded to a comment on After Everything, Is Rafael Benitez Off To Real Madrid?
Willie Gannon responded to a comment on After Everything, Is Rafael Benitez Off To Real Madrid?
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Shayan Ali Tejani responded to a comment on Manchester United vs. Chelsea Preview
David Jacobs responded to a comment on Parodies: Hey There, Benitez
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Michelle Alves responded to a comment on Nehru Cup Victory : Moment To Cherish For Indian Football Fans

The Short List What Michelle thinks about sport's most pressing questions

Favorite Athletes

Gerrard, Fowler, Carragher, Warne, McGrath, Roger Hunt, Ian Rush
Favorite Sports Teams

Liverpool, Spain, Brazil, Arsenal
Favorite Coaches

'If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.' :)
All Time Sports Moment

Istanbul 2005, 2002 World Cup Finals, 2001 Treble,
Most Memorable Game Attended

Brazil Vs Spain Youth World Cup Finals!
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Fowlers Hattrick in 4 minutes +
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan
Pele or Maradona?

Pele
Federer or Sampras?

Nadal :)
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger

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by Keith
about 20 hours ago

As a Knicks Featured Columnist, I will be making periodical attempts to give fans an inside look at the different aspects of Knicks games. Take a look at what I came up with when Lebron James came to visit.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/286083-keiths-knickerbockers-korner-reliving-the-hype-the-top-10-things-about-lebron-james-appearance-at-msg#page/11
by Josef
3 days ago

Well I could be doing a WHOLE lot better if only the Reds could end this unbelievable slump they're in. The high from the victory against Man U is all but gone.

What I'm seeing in the papers doesn't give us 'Pool fans much to cheer for either. All this talk about bankruptcy, ownership turmoil, lack of squad depth, deteriorating Academy program, etc. What the hell....is there an LFC voodoo doll out there somewhere and is the person pricking it a Manc?

My Liverpool venting aside, I'm doing well, thanks. =) And yes Michelle, you're definitely invited to my wedding at Anfield. Your RSVP is in the mail. I'll save you a seat in the groom's section, right on the Kop end. =)
by Robert
4 days ago

Hello Buddy, I would like you to take a look at this important article. it will most likely be my last on bleacher report. Feel free to pass it around. God Bless and thank you.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283900-you-are-not-a-unique-snowflake
by David
10 days ago

Hi Michelle. Hope you can get back online soon. I have another 'OMG greatness' parody for you lol. It's a helping hand from me to Rafa Benitez during his time of turbulence at Good Ol' LFC:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/280469-parodies-hey-there-benitez/

Tune - Hey There Delilah.

Sing along lol.

All the best,

David 'Weird Al Stankovic' Jacobs.
by Josef
13 days ago

Michelle, where have you been? I need my fix of your LFC journalistic gems! =) You cookin' anything up after today's absolute thriller at Anfield?
by David
about 1 month ago

Hi Michelle, how u doin.
I have had another one of my rants.
This time it comes off the back of the fact that England's away fixture this weekend isn't even being shown in England!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/267535-naming-rights-theyre-just-wrong

Read and enjoy.

David x
by KabeeR
about 1 month ago

Hey,
I know that was an aweful performance. I am up for tonight's game. We should be taking full advantage of cech's absence.
1-2 would make me happy..:)
by KabeeR
about 1 month ago

Hey Michelle,

hows it goin? thnkx for the fan add. wot u think bout 2-0 defeat against fiorentina?
by Adrian Staehle
about 1 month ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255086-adrian-staehle-presents-project-99-update

Be apart of somehing great
by David
about 1 month ago

Do you think Carlos Tevez is ugly?
I do xD ;

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/253344-parodies-ugly-face-featuring-carlos-tevez

Tune - 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga
by Robert
2 months ago

Hello Michelle, here is the follow up article on George Martin. I would appreciate it if you would take a look at it and leave your support in the comment area. Feel free to pass it around. Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244249-give-george-martin-a-key-to-nyc
by Omer
2 months ago

Hey,Please Give This A Read
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/242125-arsenal-vs-manchester-united-match-preview-in-the-form-of-rap-song
by David
2 months ago

I would really appreciate your feedback on my latest article if you get the time to look it over.

We as Jets fans should be the last people to write off unproven young receivers.

Here is why:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/240591-as-jets-fans-we-should-not-write-off-unproven-young-receivers

Thanks in advance
by Robert
2 months ago

Hello Michelle, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero
by David
2 months ago

Hello again Michelle. It's Weird Dave Yankovic here once more :)
I have a few parodies stored up, such as one about Carlos Tevez's facial appearance and Ashley Cole's shenanigans behind Cheryl's back.

In the meantime, here's one concerning David Bentley's future at Spurs:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/238261-parodies-bentley-a-little-bit-of-a-concern

Tune - 'Alfie' by Lily Allen

Have fun and I look forward to another season of your seasoned writing :)
David xx

btw - great result last Sunday wasn't it ;D

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Liverpool, God & Jesus...Have We Found A Judas in Michael Owen?

Liverpool: If You Need a Miracle, Sign Jesus

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