Favorite Athletes

Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas, Steve Garvey (not for baseball, but for the episodes of Cheap Seats in which his likeness appeared), oh and Michael Jordan

Favorite Sports Teams

Buffalo Bills, Orlando Magic

Favorite Coaches

The best looking man in coaching today - Stan Van Gundy... and Marv Levy of course

All Time Sports Moment

Michael Jordan throwing the peon that is Byron Russell to the ground and hitting a perfect hanging jumpshot over his pathetic, crumpled body.

Most Memorable Game Attended

USF vs. Cincinatti from a few years ago. Most games I go to seem to be blowouts.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

100 points in an NBA game.

Ruth or Mays?

Does it matter? It's baseball.

Unitas or Montana?

Montana, in a landslide. Have you played Joe Montana Football on the Sega Genesis?

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan. I'm sick of fundamentally sound big men getting all the cred.

Gretzky or Orr?

I think there's a typo here. Or orr? I'm not sure what that means.

Pele or Maradona?

Madonna.

Federer or Sampras?

Feds. His racket game is sick.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger. I don't like Jack Nicklaus movies.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Earharndt. We'll love you forever, 3.

Schumacher or Senna?

No jokes. I don't know who these people are.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big East football > everything.