Marcus's Half Baked Take on MMA Lookalikes
11/21/2009
My name is Marcus. I am not a good writer. Please enjoy.
Favorite fighters, in no order:
Lyoto Machida (Hey, when Cecil Peoples is cageside, anything can happen)
Masato (not an MMA guy but I had to mention him because his striking is perfect and he has a cool nickname)
Kazuo Misaki (damn you for getting locked up ... I think he'd be an interesting fight for Anderson)
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (loved watching him whoop Couture ... has he ever looked better or more prepared?)
Tyson Griffin (earned a much needed stoppage against Hermes Franca, who eats nails for breakfast. Look out, Jim Miller!)
Chris Lytle (Oh God, they're making him fight Kim ... it's either gonna be Koscheck 2.0 or the Fight of the Night, with no in-between)
Katsunori Kikuno (he's straight out of a bad movie ... but he's surprisingly effective)
Antoni Hardonk (reprehensible performance against Pat Barry ... what the hell did he look so mad for? Relax.)
Patrick Cote (when is he coming back? And can he fight the next guy on this list when he does?)
Tomasz Drwal (he looks stacked at 185 ... talk about a sleeper)
Mr. Anthony Johnson (finally hitting the big time with the Koscheck fight ... I think he's ready)
Dong Hyun Kim (Lytle fight will tell us if DHK wants any trouble on the feet)
Jon "Bones" Jones (love this guy ... Hamill is an intriguing fight for him)
Robbie Lawler (I'd love to see a Diaz rematch in December)
Shane Carwin (give me Shane over Brock if it ever happens)
Diego Sanchez (Oh the times they are a' changin' ...)
Roger Huerta (shame how it all turned out)
Mizuto Hirota (yep)
Cain Velasquez (ditto for Cain over Brock)
Fedor Emelianenko (unprecedented)
Solid article. I appreciate you writing it, because that means I don't have to. Hahah but seriously, I think a big key to this whole debate...
funniest thing i think i ever heard an MMA fighter say was when butterbean seriously said he was working hard on his jui jitsu lol
3 days ago
Oh Barney Rubble! Classic. That is just great. Fantastic piece. I think Matt Lindland also bears a strong resemblance to Sloth from Goonies. I expected a...
I really dont think the eyepokes affected the outcome of the fight honestly. It certainly wasn't the cleanest fight, and the fact that it got "Fight...
Wow. Rizzo has to take this, right?
Wow Marcus this was awesome it was so funny. I have to admit at times I questioned some but when I looked back you were spot...
Yeah I really thought that Koscheck would be dumb and stand up the entire time. He did exactly what he needed to do. Good win for...
Such great insight you have! I will be looking forward to more witty reads in the future. LOL
Hilarious I think that should be your best article. haha Good Job! those are hard to think of
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Marcus Walker said...
Deletelol yeah thats pretty good. Imagine him even ATTEMPTING to throw up a triangle.
3 days ago