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Chicago Bears-St. Louis Rams: Should Bear Fans Be Hoping For a Loss?

The Chicago Bears welcome the St. Louis Rams to Solider Field this Sunday in what promises to be an impressive display of mediocrity...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 6 hours ago 135 reads 6 comments
Chicago Quits in Loss To Minnesota, Throws in Season's Towel As Well

I am writing this article in the fourth quarter with eight minutes left. I do not need to see the rest of the game. Everything I need to know the Bears showed me in the first three quarters. And that is quite obvious...

Written by Max Kienzler about 5 days ago 792 reads 26 comments
Bill Cowher To the Chicago Bears?

The NFL Network is reporting that an unnamed source claims that former Steelers head coach and Super Bowl winner Bill Cowher would be interested in coaching either the Chicago Bears or Houston Texans next season...

Written by Max Kienzler about 10 days ago 1,671 reads 18 comments
Grading the Chicago Bears: Week 11 vs. the Philadelphia Eagles

Grading each position on the Chicago Bears depth chart in light of their four point loss at home to the Eagles, 24-20. This loss hurt. The Bears played better and gave you reason to hope throughout the entire game...

Written by Max Kienzler about 11 days ago 409 reads 6 comments
Chicago Bears: What Needs To Be Done To Fix The Future, Right Now!

The Chicago Bears go up this weekend against the Philadelphia Eagles, who will be missing Brian Westbrook. The game is on Sunday Night Football... which means that despite the absence of Westbrook, I still do not feel bad chalking this one up as a loss...

Written by Max Kienzler about 15 days ago 295 reads 6 comments
"Lay Down, Chicago Bears." Spoofing the Bears' Fight Song

This slideshow is a bit short, but it reworks each verse of the Chicago Bears fight song that is played at every home game after a score. The original lyrics were composed in 1941 by a Mr. Al Hoffman...

Written by Max Kienzler about 18 days ago 269 reads 0 comments
Jay Cutler vs. Rex Grossman: You Be The Judge, Bear Fans

On a night where the Chicago Bears defense actually kind of, sorta, in a small way showed up, it was the Chicago Bears offense that dropped the ball ... no pun intended...

Written by Max Kienzler about 21 days ago 582 reads 15 comments
Chicago's Garrett Wolfe To the Hospital, Bear RBs Becoming Endangered

The Chicago Bears backup running back Garrett Wolfe suffered a kidney injury this past weekend in their game against the Arizona Cardinals...

Written by Max Kienzler about 25 days ago 310 reads 3 comments
Bearing Down For The Long Haul: Lovie Is Here to Stay...

... Whether we like it or not. After this weekend's latest embarrassment in Soldier Field to Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals (who were coming off a bad loss to the Panthers last week, in ...

Written by Max Kienzler about 25 days ago 239 reads 6 comments
Chicago: A Tale Of Two Bears

The Chicago Bears defense: a riddle trapped in an enigma. Being a Chicago Bears fan is difficult at times (actually being a Chicago sports fan this decade has been rough), but the Bears are seemingly on a never ending rollercoaster...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 212 reads 5 comments
News Flash: Ron Turner Thinks Chicago Bears O-Line Is Good...Um, What?

It is official: Ron Turner, you are an idiot. If there were any doubters of this observation, Turner silenced them this past week as the Chicago Bears offensive coordinator came out and made ...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 269 reads 13 comments
Lovie Smith: On the Hot Seat in Chicago?

Lovie Smith—the man who led the Chicago Bears back to the Super Bowl. The man who made his priorities clear on his first day, No. 1 being to beat Green Bay, and I agreed with every one of them...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 1,121 reads 37 comments
Chicago Bears Put The "F" in Fail, Getting Blown Out in Cincinnati

The Chicago Bears are not a playoff team. End of story. The Bears got destroyed today, 45-10 by Cedric Benson, Carson Palmer and the Cincinnati Bengals...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 524 reads 35 comments
Cedric Benson Claims Chicago Bears Blackballed Him After He Was Released

Really Cedric? You don't think it had anything to do with your trouble with the law and your poor stats? While Cedric Benson's play on the field has shown signs of improvement and maturity with ...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 235 reads 10 comments
Memo to Lovie Smith: End the Frank Omiyale Experiement Now

On the very first day of free agency, Chicago Bears' General Manager Jerry Angelo jumped out and signed free agent offensive lineman Frank Omiyale from the Carolina Panthers...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 547 reads 11 comments
Chicago Bears Do Their Best to Lose, And Succeed As They Fall To Falcons

Initial reactions from the Chicago Bears 21-14 loss at the Atlanta Falcons... Jeff Joniak said it best on the score postgame "Bears lose in a very frustrating way." The Bears played miserable...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 454 reads 10 comments
Chicago Bears @ Atlanta Falcons: Bleacher Report Writers Debate

Trying to change up the constant stream of pregame breakdowns, featured columnists Scott Ottersen and myself have teamed up to try and bring you a fair case for who should win this weekend when ...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 456 reads 10 comments
Terrell Owens to the Chicago Bears? Rumors Starting to Fly

Mike Francesa, a New York radio personality on WFAN, and formerly of Mike and the Mad Dog, sparked debate this morning after mentioning on his show that the the Buffalo Bills are shopping Terrell Owens and that the Chicago Bears are interested...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 4,329 reads 45 comments
"Dear Jay Cutler.." An Apology From a Loyal Bear Fan To the Franchise QB

Dear Jay Cutler, On April 2, 2009 I wrote the following article Chicago: Bad Move Bears">"Jay Cutler to Chicago: Bad Move Bears" I sat there as the deal was announced to bring you to the Bears and said it was the wrong decision...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 832 reads 40 comments
Chicago Bears Bye Week Checklist: Five Major Items on the Agenda

The Bears came flying into their bye week with a 48-24 spanking of the Detroit Lions. Jay Cutler has looked almost inhuman since his week one debacle and the wide receivers that were supposed ...

Written by Max Kienzler about about 1 month ago 1,142 reads 9 comments
Okay Bear Fans, Who Should I Be Rooting For? The Vikings Or The Packers

While ESPN continues to drool over the upcoming Monday Night Football game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers, I continue to sit here and wonder how I should be watching this game...

Written by Max Kienzler about 2 months ago 571 reads 64 comments
Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears: Complete Breakdown And Analysis

OK, I am taking the same approach as usual to my breakdowns, but if anyone has actually been reading these, do you think I should start in on a new approach to this article? It just sometimes ...

Written by Max Kienzler about 2 months ago 487 reads 11 comments
Chicago Bears to Dominate the Detroit Lions? Not So Fast

When the Chicago Bears square off against division rivals the Detroit Lions this weekend, many are expecting the Bears to run away with it. Call me pessimistic, but I am not falling for that one...

Written by Max Kienzler about 2 months ago 655 reads 13 comments
Rookie Al Afalava Providing "Safety" Net for Chicago Bear's Cornerbacks

Following the 2008 season, the Chicago Bears elected to part ways with several key players, including receivers Marty Booker and Brandon Lloyd and long time free safety and fan favorite Mike Brown...

Written by Max Kienzler about 2 months ago 339 reads 3 comments
Chicago Bears Report Card: Week Three @ Seattle Seahawks

Wow... that was the definition of an ugly win. In fact, I will just come out and say it; the Bears did not deserve to win. Their defense, while it forced turnovers, was pretty miserable most of the game...

Written by Max Kienzler about 2 months ago 901 reads 13 comments

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Max Kienzler Article Archive

Chicago Bears-St. Louis Rams: Should Bear Fans Be Hoping For a Loss?

Chicago Quits in Loss To Minnesota, Throws in Season's Towel As Well

Bill Cowher To the Chicago Bears?

Grading the Chicago Bears: Week 11 vs. the Philadelphia Eagles

Chicago Bears: What Needs To Be Done To Fix The Future, Right Now!

"Lay Down, Chicago Bears." Spoofing the Bears' Fight Song

Jay Cutler vs. Rex Grossman: You Be The Judge, Bear Fans

Chicago's Garrett Wolfe To the Hospital, Bear RBs Becoming Endangered

Bearing Down For The Long Haul: Lovie Is Here to Stay...

Chicago: A Tale Of Two Bears

News Flash: Ron Turner Thinks Chicago Bears O-Line Is Good...Um, What?

Lovie Smith: On the Hot Seat in Chicago?

Chicago Bears Put The "F" in Fail, Getting Blown Out in Cincinnati

Cedric Benson Claims Chicago Bears Blackballed Him After He Was Released

Memo to Lovie Smith: End the Frank Omiyale Experiement Now

Chicago Bears Do Their Best to Lose, And Succeed As They Fall To Falcons

Chicago Bears @ Atlanta Falcons: Bleacher Report Writers Debate

Terrell Owens to the Chicago Bears? Rumors Starting to Fly

"Dear Jay Cutler.." An Apology From a Loyal Bear Fan To the Franchise QB

Chicago Bears Bye Week Checklist: Five Major Items on the Agenda

Okay Bear Fans, Who Should I Be Rooting For? The Vikings Or The Packers

Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears: Complete Breakdown And Analysis

Chicago Bears to Dominate the Detroit Lions? Not So Fast

Rookie Al Afalava Providing "Safety" Net for Chicago Bear's Cornerbacks

Chicago Bears Report Card: Week Three @ Seattle Seahawks

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