1. Seven Plays Dumber Than DeSean Jackson

    Of course, the Philadelphia Eagles Jackson’s play was not of huge consequence (although some of the staunchest Cowboys haters were hoping for a goal-line stand, just for karma)...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 503 reads 3 comments

  2. Tommy Kelly of the Oakland Raiders Busted for DUI

    According to TMZ, Oakland Raider DT Tommy Kelly was arrested Sunday night in Oakland on a DUI charge. Normally, I would say Kelly was probably drinking another Raiders loss away, but Oakland actually beat the Chiefs this week...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 778 reads 2 comments

  3. Tony Kornheiser Sticks Foot in Mouth During Cowboys-Eagles Game

    The NFL is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month. Last night, on MNF, ESPN played a clip of a Spanish announcer. Tony Kornheiser said, “I took high school Spanish, either he said he’s ...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 823 reads 9 comments

  4. Jake Roberts Shows His Snake to Wrestling Crowd

    Former WWE star Jake "The Snake" Roberts had a total meltdown in Ohio over the weekend. In video supplied by TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/15/jake-the-snake-implodes/), a very fat, out of shape Roberts is seen in what must be a drunken, stoned state...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 1,582 reads 2 comments

  5. Call Anna Rawson, World's Hottest Athlete

    In what could be a too good to be true scenario, former University of Southern California golfer Anna Rawson has posted her phone number on her personal web site. Feel free to call her at 213-785-7676...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 1,881 reads 3 comments

  6. The Chicago Cubs Suck Worse Than Danger Beach

    The Cubs have lost eight of their previous nine games. While they still have the most wins in the National League, nobody in the city is feeling excited. The Milwaukee Brewers trail the cubs by 4...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 600 reads 4 comments

  7. Slovakia Beat Bulgaria 82-0 in Women’s Hockey

    Bulgaria might be the worst sports team in the world. In their 4 game Olympic Qualifying tournament, they lost by a combined 192-1! First, to answer the question, yes women’s hockey is a sport...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 479 reads 4 comments

  8. Fan Challenges Terrell Owens to a 100-Meter Race for $25,000

    Last week, Terrell Owens was quoted on HBO’s Hard Knocks as saying, “I could beat Usain Bolt if I got a 20-yard had start.” I am not impressed by this at all. I hope an NFL Pro Bowl wide receiver could beat Bolt in this race...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 474 reads 14 comments

  9. Chicago is Entering Seinfeld's Bizarro World

    In analyzing the Chicago Bears and Chicago Cubs, it is clear something strange is going on. My conclusion is that Chicago is currently Bizarro Chicago. Let me break it down for you. Bizarro Cedric Benson is Matt Forte...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 361 reads 2 comments

  10. Why Matt Cassel Will Start for the Entire Season for the New England Patriots

    Many people have called to New England to reunite Daunte Culpepper and Randy Moss. I disagree. Even when he was a fantasy monster, Culpepper was an inaccurate quarterback who could run and throw bombs...

    Jack New Written by Jack New about over 6 years ago 504 reads 6 comments