Ted Whiteside

Ted Whiteside

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Former CIA agent and avid rock collector Ted has been following sports since he first saw Dorothy Hamill. Ted likes anything to do with professional football, except people who wear NFL jerseys, March Madness, except Jim Nance, and boxing, except when someone bleeds.

Ted originally had aspirations to be the Pope, but, those desires were waylaid, so to speak, when, at age 14, he met Trixie LaRue (not real name). As a backup plan Ted followed the career of George W. Bush from cheerleader at Yale, to failed oil businessman, to failed principal in the Texas Rangers, to failed Governor of Texas, to failed President of the United States. Ted has modeled his career after this brave man.

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  • vhbbabrd suwruour posted 2542 days ago

    vhbbabrd suwruour

    Cheer my amigo.
    We help to get Levitra via internet!
    You and your girlfriend will be gleeful !

  • Zander Freund posted 3627 days ago

    Zander Freund

    Hey Ted,

    I just wanted to let you know that Bleacher Report has launched out of beta with an updated look and feel and some great new features. Check out the "Game On" link in the header to find out more.

    Next week we'll be launching the site to the world with some public announcements—and it'd be great to get a contribution from you between now and Tuesday to make Bleacher Report's launch a success.

    Let me know if you need any help with ideas or have questions. Have a great weekend Ted!