1. Indianapolis Colts OT Anthony Castonzo: Rough Draft

    You know what scene has become all too redundant in football? When you hear about some high school recruit who is crashing the server over at rivals.com because he supposedly runs a 4...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about 3 years ago 687 reads 0 comments

  2. Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler and MTV's Kristin Cavallari: Hitch Route

    In the day and age, when people are either staying up or waking up to catch some live nuptials in HD, it is only fitting that the Bears ' high-profile QB is walking the plank that leads only to disgruntled monogamy ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about 3 years ago 1,656 reads 3 comments

  3. Bulls vs. Heat: LeBron James, the Villain

    Much like Cruella , Dracula, and Hannibal, the best villains are often recognizable through the utterance of no more than a few syllables. LeBron falls nothing short of the precedent set forth by his fellow miscreants...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about 3 years ago 1,062 reads 6 comments

  4. Chicago Bulls vs. Miami Heat: Chewin' on Taj Gibson

    Sometimes you never know what you have until it unexpectedly disappears. In the case of Chicago Sports Noise, during my recent hiatus I have continuously been pestered at local ...

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  5. Chicago Cubs SS Starlin Castro: A "Star" Is Born

    Normally, when a 21 year-old stencils his name in urine on his neighbor's vinyl siding and is cited by the local police, people write it off as kids being "too young to know any better...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 170 reads 2 comments

  6. Matt Thornton, Chicago White Sox LHP: A "Thorn" in Our Side

    How many top-10 singles did Natalie Imbruglia produce ? How many movies has Brett Favre scored a cameo in? How many songs by The Fugees can you sing by heart? If you haven't ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 516 reads 3 comments

  7. Chicago Cubs Pitching Rotation: Why the Cubs Are "Forgetting Sean Marshall"

    Just in case you don't follow me on Twitter ( @FrostyAustin ), which I do not blame you, considering you are already reading this—following me on a social network may drive you ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,384 reads 6 comments

  8. Chicago Bulls and Chicago Blackhawks: Playoffs in the Chi-Town

    The Chicago Blackhawks are in. The Chicago Bulls are in. Regardless of the fact that they may have done so in the most contradictory of styles, they're both ready to embark on their "second season...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,716 reads 0 comments

  9. University of Illinois F Jereme Richmond: For Richer or For Poorer

    Picture a city nestled in the northeast corner of Illinois. A place where you can—if you have a good arm—throw a stone in one direction and hit a Wisconsinite and into Lake Michigan if you sling it the opposite way...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 2,193 reads 6 comments

  10. Alfonso Soriano of the Chicago Cubs: Spittin' His Game

    In case you have failed to notice, Alfonso Soriano spits more than any other human on the planet. Honestly, he's like a stable llama on Mucinex --it's disgusting. Watch for it—you'll undoubtedly lose your appetite...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,042 reads 0 comments

  11. Chicago Cubs and Chicago White Sox: Eating Is Cheating in the Infield

    As a Chicago Cubs fan, there isn't much to be hopeful for after watching the North Siders drop their season opener, their home opener and their opening series of the season, all to the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,438 reads 0 comments

  12. Andrew Cashner: "The Silva Lining" for the Chicago Cubs 2011 Pitching Rotation

    I had previously thought that Cubs manager Mike Quade didn't possess a "mean streak." I'm not talking like a Chris Brown/Mel Gibson anti-Semitic streak...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,428 reads 0 comments

  13. 2011 Chicago Bulls' Playoff Picture: Playing It Off

    With yet another impressive weekend in which the Bulls swept through their competition, it might be time to start looking ahead. The "MVP" serenades during D...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 3,016 reads 0 comments

  14. NL Central Preview: Brewin' a Winner

    While you are on your 'personal day' from work tomorrow with your eyes glued to the television like one of those 21st Century poster-children who can text more words per minute ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 465 reads 1 comments

  15. NL Central Prediction: Central Cooling System

    The NL Central is slowly becoming the NFC West; a division that total nerds like John Clayton and David Eckstein can make fun of. Look at the baseball teams in middle America...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,056 reads 0 comments

  16. Keith Moreland: On the Heir

    Replacing a legend is no easy task. Just ask Chris "Izzy" Cole , Mark Wahlberg's character in Rock Star, who failed to live up to the hype Bobby Beers set forth as the front man of Steel Dragon ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 652 reads 0 comments

  17. Jon Scheyer: From Northbrook to Duke, Scheyer's Story Proves Seeing Is Believing

    This article was originally posted on Chicago Sports Noise. First off, as a precursor to this article, I ask that you read Jon Greenberg's recent article detailing the basketball comeback of Jon Scheyer ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,093 reads 1 comments

  18. College Basketball: Separating the Big East Conference's Private Sector Schools

    This article was originally posted on Chicago Sports Noise. Just in case you didn't hear any snide remarks at your place of employment today such as, "Did you hear DePaul won ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 434 reads 3 comments

  19. Patrick Kane: Putting Out an All-Points Bulletin for the Chicago Blackhawks Star

    Admittedly, I don't know much about hockey. Foreign people love it. It involves a puck, fighting and a lot of people with short tempers. For all I know, it might as well be the Real World: San Francisco ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,317 reads 2 comments

  20. NCAA Bracket 2011: Why Illinois' College Basketball Teams Are in the Land of Stinkin'

    Perhaps 2011 just isn't the year for NCAA Division 1 basketball institutions in the Prairie State. Boasting 13 D-1 schools, the state of Illinois has failed to produce a single ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 1,233 reads 0 comments

  21. Carlos Silva and Aramis Ramirez: "Starting" Something with the Chicago Cubs

    Same story, different day. I swear, this sounds like a familiar plotline. A corpulent, Hispanic starting pitcher takes the mound for the Cubs, gives up multiple moonshots in his ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 453 reads 1 comments

  22. Jonathan Toews: Jonny on the Spot

    To me, 8-to-4 sounds like a work shift for some outside sales rep navigating his way through corporate America in a double-windsored necktie that he bought at TJ Maxx ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 678 reads 8 comments

  23. Rasual Butler: Do His Services Add a Valuable Dimension to the Chicago Bulls?

    Any Bulls fan who is really jacked that the Bulls just picked up Rasual Butler off of waivers must have the same basketball IQ as Leighton Meester ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 721 reads 1 comments

  24. Indianapolis Colts OT Anthony Castonzo: Rough Draft

    You know what scene has become all too redundant in football? When you hear about some high school recruit who is crashing the server over at rivals.com because he supposedly runs a 4...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 573 reads 2 comments

  25. Chicago Bulls' Omer Asik: Turkey Time

    The last time I heard the phrase "Turkey Time" uttered, it was 2006 and the Pulse Man was throwing an undercooked turkey burger over the right field fence during regional baseball play at Lake Zurich High School ...

    Chicago Sports Noise Written by Chicago Sports Noise about over 3 years ago 954 reads 0 comments