My fake name is Grody Bean, but my real name is Jack Hilder, creator of several identities such as Mody, Bo, and Jack Jilder. I am related to the Jonas Brothers through my mother, and my future is in the hands of this website. I intensely follow Roy Helu, the star running back for the Washington Redskins, and I am the owner to several famous quotes such as, "Jimmer vs Kemba one on one would be very interesting. Jimmer can shoot the lights out, but Kemba can leave Jimmer in the dust." This quote even inspired another writer, Bill Herring, to reflect on my quote by saying that: "Adrian Peterson will leave the other running backs in the dust!"
Hey guys, party at Matt Forte's asshole tonight