Jack Cutter

Jack Cutter

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About

Working his way up from the North Buffalo Rocket and Battery Park Broadsheet, Jack Cutter has made it to The Bleacher Report, but he still sees his role as a hack writer there as a stop along the way to a real blog like the Deadspin or ESPN. The self-promoting Cutter is hungry and willing to go to great lengths for a plum assignment. His prose reflects his ambition: overwrought with a tendency towards exaggeration.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Ben-Hur

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    University of Maryland, Notre Dame football, Boston Red Sox, Buffalo Bills, San Francisco 49ers, Buffalo Sabres

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Yankees collapse to the Boston Red Sox

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Last time Notre Dame beat USC. 2001.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Brett Favre's "games started" streak. True iron man. Or Lance Armstrong's seven Tour titles. Doped or not, pretty impressive.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth. The guy handicapped himself nightly with booze, broads, and beef (plus cigars)

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana. Not too bad for a 3rd Round pick.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan. I'm a sucker for cult of personality.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky. He married well. Plus she's a bookie on the side. My kinda woman.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Maradona. I'm a sucker for cokeheads too.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Federer. Even more dominant than Pete at his nadir.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger. Jack has become a bitter old sh*te.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Who cares?

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Schumacher. Spend some of that loot Michael. Jesus.

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Pac 10. Good schools, hot women, and solid athletics.

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  • Jon Hunn posted 1252 days ago

    Jon Hunn

    I've never been a fan of Jameson's whiskey. I much prefer the Bushmills. Have you tried it before, or are you against anything that has to do with Northern Ireland?

  • Kanka posted 1253 days ago

    Kanka

    Thanks for the pick!