1. Brandon Spikes Is the Most Huggable Guy in College Football

    Over the past several years Florida Gator linebacker Brandon Spikes has shown his friendliness and hospitality to his fellow teammates, coaches, fans, and opposing players time and again, both on the field and off...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about over 2 years ago 560 reads 5 comments

  2. What If Tim Tebow Were Human?

    Certainly you still don't believe Tim Tebow is human, do you? Two national championships, two SEC conference championships, a Heisman, countless other individual football awards, academic ...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about over 2 years ago 478 reads 10 comments

  3. Sour Grapes: Florida Gators Facing Bull's-Eye in 2009

    There seems to be a lot of hate for the Florida Gators this offseason. Everyone seems to be waiting on the next arrest so they can further deride the mighty Gators...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about over 2 years ago 1,504 reads 8 comments

  4. How To Win a BCS Championship Game For Dummies

    For some, winning a BCS Championship game is very difficult. For most, just getting to the championship game is impossible. Here are some very simple steps to improve your chances at doing both...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 171 reads 2 comments

  5. Florida Gator Juniors Staying, But Is Florida Football Jumping To The NFL?

    At the end of the championship celebrations in Gainesville, Florida this weekend, Heisman-trophy winning, two-time BCS Champion, two-time SEC Champion, circumcision expert, King of the Philippines, ...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 2,810 reads 7 comments

  6. Revisited: How Bob Stoops Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

    (This is a reprint of an article originally written on Dec. 14, 2008, shortly after Sam Bradford won the Heisman) Dec. 14, 2008— First off, kudos to Oklahoma's Sam Bradford for having a great season and for winning the Heisman...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 345 reads 6 comments

  7. Florida Gator Running Backs: Good Enough for a Nickname?

    In the Book of Revelation, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are described in dark detail. Conquest, War, Famine, and Death were their names. Their powers were equally disturbing...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 2,408 reads 44 comments

  8. How Bob Stoops and His Disciples Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

    First off, kudos to Oklahoma's Sam Bradford for having a great season and for winning the Heisman. However, this article isn't about Bradford, McCoy, Harrell, or Tebow...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 928 reads 52 comments

  9. Tim Tebow's Testimony to Florida Gator Nation

    September 27, 2008 - I just want to say one thing. To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I'm sorry, extremely sorry. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 3,245 reads 10 comments

  10. Florida Outscores Oklahoma on Every Single Play (on Average)

    Efficiency (from Dictionary.com): 1. the state or quality of being efficient; competency in performance. 2. accomplishment of or ability to accomplish a job with minimum expenditure of time and effort...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 1,577 reads 18 comments

  11. Why the SEC Owns the BCS

    Year after year, certain conferences boast that they have the No. 1 and No. 2 teams in the country and lament that they should get a rematch in the BCS Championship game. Two years ago, it was Ohio State and Michigan...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 968 reads 29 comments

  12. Top Ten Sexiest Teams in College Football

    Screw the BCS rankings. That seems to be the consensus these days. All these ranking systems appear increasingly arbitrary this year. We all know that it is not just about winning. It's about winning in style...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 3,562 reads 5 comments

  13. Closing Arguments of Another College Football Season

    I believe there are four probable matchups for the BCS championship game: 1) Alabama vs. Oklahoma 2) Florida vs. Oklahoma 3) Alabama vs. Texas 4) Florida vs...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 574 reads 8 comments

  14. Comparing Big 12 Apples to SEC Oranges: The Perfect BCS Ranking System

    The problem with the majority of college football polls is that they are comparing apples to oranges. Voters are forced to pick one over the other, even though there is no empirical, head-to-head way to compare the two...

    Zeptogator Written by Zeptogator about 3 years ago 540 reads 10 comments