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Brandon Spikes Is the Most Huggable Guy in College Football

Over the past several years Florida Gator linebacker Brandon Spikes has shown his friendliness and hospitality to his fellow teammates, coaches, fans, and opposing players time and again, both on the field and off...

Written by Zeptogator about 27 days ago 436 reads 5 comments
What If Tim Tebow Were Human?

Certainly you still don't believe Tim Tebow is human, do you? Two national championships, two SEC conference championships, a Heisman, countless other individual football awards, academic awards, ...

Written by Zeptogator about about 1 month ago 472 reads 10 comments
Sour Grapes: Florida Gators Facing Bull's-Eye in 2009

There seems to be a lot of hate for the Florida Gators this offseason. Everyone seems to be waiting on the next arrest so they can further deride the mighty Gators...

Written by Zeptogator about 5 months ago 1,492 reads 8 comments
How To Win a BCS Championship Game For Dummies

For some, winning a BCS Championship game is very difficult. For most, just getting to the championship game is impossible. Here are some very simple steps to improve your chances at doing both...

Written by Zeptogator about 10 months ago 107 reads 2 comments
Florida Gator Juniors Staying, But Is Florida Football Jumping To The NFL?

At the end of the championship celebrations in Gainesville, Florida this weekend, Heisman-trophy winning, two-time BCS Champion, two-time SEC Champion, circumcision expert, King of the Philippines, ...

Written by Zeptogator about 10 months ago 2,699 reads 7 comments
Revisited: How Bob Stoops Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

(This is a reprint of an article originally written on Dec. 14, 2008, shortly after Sam Bradford won the Heisman) Dec. 14, 2008— First off, kudos to Oklahoma's Sam Bradford for having a great season and for winning the Heisman...

Written by Zeptogator about 10 months ago 307 reads 6 comments
Florida Gator Running Backs: Good Enough for a Nickname?

In the Book of Revelation, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are described in dark detail. Conquest, War, Famine, and Death were their names. Their powers were equally disturbing...

Written by Zeptogator about 11 months ago 1,779 reads 44 comments
How Bob Stoops and His Disciples Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

First off, kudos to Oklahoma's Sam Bradford for having a great season and for winning the Heisman. However, this article isn't about Bradford, McCoy, Harrell, or Tebow...

Written by Zeptogator about 11 months ago 908 reads 52 comments
Tim Tebow's Testimony to Florida Gator Nation

September 27, 2008 - I just want to say one thing. To the fans and everybody in Gator Nation, I'm sorry, extremely sorry. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this...

Written by Zeptogator about 11 months ago 1,355 reads 10 comments
Florida Outscores Oklahoma on Every Single Play (on Average)

Efficiency (from Dictionary.com): 1. the state or quality of being efficient; competency in performance. 2. accomplishment of or ability to accomplish a job with minimum expenditure of time and effort...

Written by Zeptogator about 12 months ago 1,551 reads 18 comments
Why the SEC Owns the BCS

Year after year, certain conferences boast that they have the No. 1 and No. 2 teams in the country and lament that they should get a rematch in the BCS Championship game. Two years ago, it was Ohio State and Michigan...

Written by Zeptogator about 12 months ago 902 reads 29 comments
Top Ten Sexiest Teams in College Football

Screw the BCS rankings. That seems to be the consensus these days. All these ranking systems appear increasingly arbitrary this year. We all know that it is not just about winning. It's about winning in style...

Written by Zeptogator about about 1 year ago 3,097 reads 5 comments
Closing Arguments of Another College Football Season

I believe there are four probable matchups for the BCS championship game: 1) Alabama vs. Oklahoma 2) Florida vs. Oklahoma 3) Alabama vs. Texas 4) Florida vs...

Written by Zeptogator about about 1 year ago 572 reads 8 comments
Comparing Big 12 Apples to SEC Oranges: The Perfect BCS Ranking System

The problem with the majority of college football polls is that they are comparing apples to oranges. Voters are forced to pick one over the other, even though there is no empirical, head-to-head way to compare the two...

Written by Zeptogator about about 1 year ago 523 reads 10 comments

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Zeptogator Article Archive

Brandon Spikes Is the Most Huggable Guy in College Football

What If Tim Tebow Were Human?

Sour Grapes: Florida Gators Facing Bull's-Eye in 2009

How To Win a BCS Championship Game For Dummies

Florida Gator Juniors Staying, But Is Florida Football Jumping To The NFL?

Revisited: How Bob Stoops Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

Florida Gator Running Backs: Good Enough for a Nickname?

How Bob Stoops and His Disciples Cracked the BCS Code and Seized the Heisman

Tim Tebow's Testimony to Florida Gator Nation

Florida Outscores Oklahoma on Every Single Play (on Average)

Why the SEC Owns the BCS

Top Ten Sexiest Teams in College Football

Closing Arguments of Another College Football Season

Comparing Big 12 Apples to SEC Oranges: The Perfect BCS Ranking System

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