I do score many goals, but if passing is what you want, passing is what you'll get. :)
Hey Pep, as you may already know, I am not happy with my club 'Madridlona' this season. I was hoping if you would be interested to sign me for this 2014/2015 season with your Bayern Munich side! I believe I can help your team to win trophies and have a successful season. Thank you for your consideration.
And that's 7 (Good Football) -1 (Tiki-Taka)
And I'm losing sleep from that penalty Messi missed...
We ran over them on our way out. Our bus also left a hole in the stadium, and that's why Barcelona want to build a new stadium.
Oi pep, why don't you have a bald pic of yourself? Still hoping it'll grow back one day.
No, he's still crying. You know, Barcelona getting ran over by our bus ain't an easy thing to forget. Eleven gentlemen dying in one match, is too much for anyone.
It's a limited edition medal and those Chinese know how to pirate copy anything these days. If I send you a pic of it through the internet then they could probably pick it up and make some fake ones for themselves. Plus Jose would kill me if that happened. Top Secret.
Pep. Tiki Taka died. 5-1. The bus is the new kid on the block. You should use it.
I request 10 jokes in 5 minutes, jester!