Favorite Athletes

Jim Thorpe was the greatest of all time...Rocky Balboa, Apollo Creed, Snake Plisken, Jamie Foxx, Lawrence Taylor and Dexter Manley (he graduated college and couldn't read) that's how good he was! Not to mention the young Icarus...Wings baby, Crazyhorse was a bit of mounted legend as well. Don't forget Ryan Leaf of course he is my favorite flop. What a dick!

Favorite Sports Teams

The United States...seriously, what chant is better than USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!

Favorite Coaches

Tyler Wiggins my sixth grade city champion's football coach. This guy cared and we were beast, all hail those Parklane Pythons!

All-Time Sports Moment

The time I air balled back to back free throws...off the front end of a one and one so I stole the inbounds pass and got the bucket, plus one. Free throw...air ball!

Most Memorable Game Attended

1996 Olympics

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

The amount of cheating done by Reggie Bush and his family living in their Pacific Coast Highway Malibu Mansion. Get Some. Now Cam Newton is a bargain, Mississippi State says next time we pay the guy and Alabama boosters believe that they are richer than anyone...Guess again, USC Trojans...Deep pockets.

Ruth or Mays?

Willie Mayes

Unitas or Montana?

Better NFL story is Kurt Warner

Jordan or Russell?

MJ

Gretzky or Orr?

Who is the new kid in Pittsburg

Pele or Maradona?

Pele

Federer or Sampras?

Venus Williams will you marry me please?

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Damn Tiger words let me just say Karma is a BIIIIIIIIIITCH

Petty or Earnhardt?

STP is the Stone Temple Pilots

Schumacher or Senna?

I always preferred Tom Cruise in the dumb ass movie he made...Oh yeah Cole what?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

I prefer to watch the Southeastern Conference