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What Has Become of Monday Nights?

RAW tonight was bullshit! MVP and Mark were supposed to win those titles. They had the fuckin' match won. But you know what's gonna be fucked up? When Rey and Batista win the tag titles, because you know that's what's gonna happen...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 2 months ago 445 reads 22 comments
You Hear That Flushing Sound? Thats RAW Going Down The Toilet!

I haven't ranted in a while and after last night I had to say something: RAW is really starting to look bad with these guest hosts. The only hosts I think did a good job were Shaq and Seth Green...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 3 months ago 266 reads 27 comments
Friday Night Rant: 7/31/09

Welcome to the first edition of "Friday Night Rants". As most of you know, I have the tendency to rant when something really pisses me off, so I came up with this concept to express my anger with what pissed/pisses me off in the world of wrestling...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 4 months ago 173 reads 34 comments
Chris Jericho's Mystery Partner Revealed! (Humor)

As everyone knows, Edge suffered a torn achilles at a house show against Jeff Hardy. With Edge being injured this left the Canadian Connection's Tag Team Championship reign in jeopardy, leaving Chris Jericho without a partner...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 4 months ago 123 reads 13 comments
Abraham Washington = FAIL!

The superstar initiative recently returned in ECW and with it's return came fresh talent such as Tyler Reks, Sheamus, Yoshi Tatsu, and Abraham Washington. All of them looking to make an impact in ECW...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 4 months ago 118 reads 13 comments
I've Done the Unimaginable...I've Rallied Up!

You've read right, Jabot has rallied up with Ricky Ortiz. Now, I know a couple months back I wrote an article on Tommy Dreamer and Ricky Ortiz, and in it I let loose on Fatty Dreamer and Ricky Ortiz...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 4 months ago 147 reads 24 comments
My Top 15 Small Wrestlers

I've always been a fan of small wrestlers, especially because I'm only 5'6" myself. Wrestlers like Rey Mysterio have proven that you don't have to be the tallest person to be successful in pro wrestling...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 6 months ago 437 reads 12 comments
She's Extreme...Extremely Untalented!

That's right Jabot "The Ranter" has returned! Now let's get down to brass tacks... When Theodore Long announced that he was once again going to be the GM of SmackDown, he named Tiffany as the interim GM of ECW...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 6 months ago 171 reads 15 comments
Paying Your Dues on the Crimson Canvas

Dusty Rhodes, Terry Funk, Mick Foley, and, of course, Ric Flair: they are known as legends and great ring generals. But they are also known as the greatest juicers (bleeders) in professional wrestling...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 7 months ago 72 reads 8 comments
Get Hype! The Pat Barry Interview

I recently had the pleasure to interview the talented and funny Pat "Get Hype" Barry. For those of you who aren't familiar with Pat, he got his start in Kickboxing and is now fighting in the UFC...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 7 months ago 130 reads 4 comments
The "Draftermath" of the WWE Draft

Talk about a mind-boggling draft. Last night was great in my opinion. I think things are definitely about to get shaken up in the WWE...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 7 months ago 343 reads 14 comments
CM Punk Goes Money In The Bankrupt!

I just witnessed another fantastic WrestleMania. A match of the year winner between The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels as The Phenom extends to 17-0. Triple H defended his family's honor and the WWE Championship against Randy Orton...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 104 reads 6 comments
Jaguar Yokota Isn't a Diva or a Knockout: She's a Wrestler!

I've been watching professional wrestling all my life, and when it came down to women's wrestling, I honestly thought it was meaningless, worthless, and boring. It wasn't until Trish Stratus started wrestling that it actually became interesting to me...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 160 reads 6 comments
New School I: Rocky "Azucar" Romero

There are so many talented wrestlers on the Indy circuit or over in Japan that don't get the recognition they deserve. I think it's time for these future stars of the business to get some exposure...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 55 reads 3 comments
Everything Is Right Again: MVP Is United States Champion!

Ahh! Last night was like a breath of fresh air when my hero, MVP, hit the Playmaker and defeated Shelton Benjamin to win back his United States Championship. I've waited since April 28, 2008, for him to win back his belt...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 120 reads 11 comments
JBL: Our Flabby Intercontinental Champion

Everyone should be thanking JBL and should be very happy that he's the Intercontinental Champion, because this means that the historic title will be defended at WrestleMania 25...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 288 reads 3 comments
Family Affair IX: The Neidharts

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart Jim Neidhart was born on Aug. 2, 1956 in Tampa, FL. In high school, he participated in track and field events. After graduating high school, he pursued a career in the NFL...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 8 months ago 50 reads 1 comments
WWE Parallel Universe

What in the hell has been going on in the WWE? I swear we must be in a parallel universe or something. To begin with, Mark Henry qualified for the "Money in the Bank" match...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 90 reads 3 comments
Let's Get Something Straight: HBK Will Always Be Mr. WrestleMania!

Someone had the nerve to write an article saying that Hulk Hogan is the real Mr. WrestleMania! Can you believe that? Now I'm not naming any names, but that person is wrong...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 68 reads 1 comments
Screw Hulk Hogan!

I recently read where the asshole in the picture above claimed that he was offered the lead role in "The Wrestler". Hulk Hogan, you no good son of a b*tch, you're a Goddamn liar! Mickey Rourke ...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 114 reads 5 comments
Back Up Son: Hernandez Is on the Way!

If someone came up and asked me to name one of my favorite TNA Superstars, the first name to come out of my mouth would have to be, "Hernandez." He's 6'1" and 265 pounds. When I see "SuperMex" in the ring, I'm amazed by the things I see him do...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 67 reads 1 comments
Chris Jericho Is Simply The Best

I just wanted to take time to praise Chris Jericho because he is simply one of the greatest wrestlers to step inside the ring...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 102 reads 8 comments
Give Me a Break, Michael Hayes!

When I think of legends, the last person that comes to mind is Michael "P.S." Hayes. The "P.S." stand for "Purely Sexy," something that he is not. Actually, he doesn't come to mind at all. Yesterday, I was on IGN...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 77 reads 5 comments
Ortiz and Dreamer: Constantly Grinding My Gears

If there are two people that are currently pissing me off on Tuesday nights it would have to be Tommy Dreamer and the God awful Ricky Ortiz. As we all know Tommy "Jobber" lost to John Morrison tonight (as usual)...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 95 reads 12 comments
To Everyone on B/R: Please Stop Writing Wrestlemania 25 Articles!

Just like all wrestling fans, I look forward to one thing every year-WrestleMania. And yes this is Mania 25, the biggest WrestleMania yet! But there is one thing that has been pissing me off ...

Written by Jabot Singleterry about 9 months ago 117 reads 4 comments

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Jabot Singleterry Article Archive

What Has Become of Monday Nights?

You Hear That Flushing Sound? Thats RAW Going Down The Toilet!

Friday Night Rant: 7/31/09

Chris Jericho's Mystery Partner Revealed! (Humor)

Abraham Washington = FAIL!

I've Done the Unimaginable...I've Rallied Up!

My Top 15 Small Wrestlers

She's Extreme...Extremely Untalented!

Paying Your Dues on the Crimson Canvas

Get Hype! The Pat Barry Interview

The "Draftermath" of the WWE Draft

CM Punk Goes Money In The Bankrupt!

Jaguar Yokota Isn't a Diva or a Knockout: She's a Wrestler!

New School I: Rocky "Azucar" Romero

Everything Is Right Again: MVP Is United States Champion!

JBL: Our Flabby Intercontinental Champion

Family Affair IX: The Neidharts

WWE Parallel Universe

Let's Get Something Straight: HBK Will Always Be Mr. WrestleMania!

Screw Hulk Hogan!

Back Up Son: Hernandez Is on the Way!

Chris Jericho Is Simply The Best

Give Me a Break, Michael Hayes!

Ortiz and Dreamer: Constantly Grinding My Gears

To Everyone on B/R: Please Stop Writing Wrestlemania 25 Articles!

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