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Papi Love: MLB's Steroid Charade Reaches New Heights...or Depths
Wow. When the names started trickling off the confidential List of 104, most of us thought Major League Baseball had two options—either work to release the entire damn thing (getting it ...
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The Universe Adds "Radio Only" Insult to San Francisco Giants' Injury
Oof. Every so often over the course of a 162-game baseball season, the Baseball Gods like to remind you what an excruciating ordeal it is to be a Major League Baseball fan...
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Attention Gold-Diggers: The False Rape Accusations Must Stop
Do you know what I did this morning? I spent an hour or so reading about the 1991 Mike Tyson rape case. Why would some jackass waste a Saturday morning reading about a violently heinous crime ...
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For the NFL's Sake, Let Executioner, Err, Commissioner Goodell Do His Job
The National Football League has an image "issue." Whether you think it's a problem or simply a farcical storm cooked up by haters in the media, the perception that its ranks are being overwhelmed by sociopaths is very real...
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Giants Give Astros Both Barrels, But Are They Still Gun Shy on the Road?
A lot of experts, analysts, writers, fans, and observers have remarked on the disparity between the San Francisco Giants' home record and their road equivalent...
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The San Francisco Giants' Matt Cain: Triumphant Even in Defeat
There are four Featured Columnists for the San Francisco Giants—Evan Aczon, Kevin O'Brien, Danny Penza, and me. If you ask any of the three other gentlemen, I'm sure they'd tell you the same thing: We've got it easy...
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"Fedor Is a F***ing Joke"—Why the Russian Crossed the Road
Those first five words aren't mine. They are the proud property of the Ultimate Fighting Championship's president, Dana White...
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In San Francisco, The Freak Comes Out Like Clockwork—Day and Night
Tim Lincecum's arrival with the San Francisco Giants is a particularly difficult problem for writers. There really are no adjectives that sufficiently describe this phenomenal athlete...
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Chase Utley—Some Old School Brilliance in the Tarnished Modern Game
"Took a bead on the northern plains and just rolled that power on."—Bob Seger, Roll Me Away The Silver Bullet Man doesn't get enough credit for his lyrics in this humble scribe's opinion...
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San Francisco Giants 2009 Trade Deadline: Panic By The Bay
Well, so much for that warm and fuzzy feeling left by sweeping the Pittsburgh Pirates. Sigh. I really thought I'd done it...
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San Francisco Giants Back Home and All Is Right with the World
This time last week, the San Francisco Giants were looking up through a hail of dirt, courtesy of the naysayers who—even now—refuse to believe pitching and defense can win...
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MLB Eyes Its Trade Deadline, But Does It See Much Movement?
It goes by a different catchword/phrase every iteration. This time around, we're apparently going with "Buzz"—as in the Buzz mentioned very little about Ryan Garko becoming a San Francisco Giant before it happened Monday evening...
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More Bad Newz for Michael Vick: Terrell Owens Is Rallying to His Side
The saying goes, "You should never be afraid to speak your mind." It's a good saying, words to live by even, as long as you don't take them literally. Like all adages, it's only true in the general and/or rhetorical sense...
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Barry Zito and the Need for New Pitching Metrics
When it comes to approximating a successful pitching campaign in Major League Baseball, the traditional measurements are wins, losses, earned run average (ERA), walks-plus-hits per innings pitched (WHIP), strikeouts, and walks...
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Sandoval's Bat Just the Tip of the Iceberg: Little Panda's Little Secret
Fellow Community Leader Danny Penza dropped a nice link by my bulletin board that showed ESPN's brief online highlight clip of the San Francisco Giants' game on Friday night...
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Christmas in July: St. Louis Cardinals Trade for Slugger Matt Holliday
That might sound like an odd thing for a San Francisco Giant fan to say, but stay with me on this one. If "Sources" are reliable, the St...
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Should The Toronto Blue Jays Trade Doc Halladay? Does It Even Matter?
Before people rush to set cyber-fire to the comment board, of course the answer to the latter question is a resounding yes...
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San Francisco Giants Trade Talks Up in the Air: Let's Hope They Stay There
The San Francisco Giants ate their fourth loss in five games on Wednesday and, much more ominously, dropped a second consecutive start by Tim Lincecum. All of this is sure to twist the dial on all the clamoring for an extra bat or two...
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Dan Severn: Still Every Bit the Beast at 55
I don't follow professional golf. Actually, the qualifier there is totally unnecessary because it's just as accurate to say I don't follow golf, period—pro, amateur, mini, whatever...
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Bumgarner Vs. Matusz: The San Francisco Giants' Prospect Stands Taller
Madison Bumgarner. Brian Matusz. Remember those two names. Remember them well. There's a very good chance both young pitchers will be revered figures on the Major League Baseball landscape for many years to come...
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San Francisco Giants Off to a Rough Start, I Blame Andrew McCutchen
It's not often the San Francisco Giants can drop two of three to a last-place ballclub and something else will distract me. Especially when the two losses come by the miserable finals of 2-1 (in 14 innings) and 2-0...
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Brett Favre Apologists, Meet Roy Halladay, the Genuine Article
"I think I'm done talking about it for a while. You have a responsibility from time to time to address different situations. I feel like I've tried to do that to the best of my ability. At this point it's out of my hands...
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Karlos Dansby: A Great Tackler Who's Just a Bit out of Touch
Let's get this out of the way immediately. I'm not trying to disparage Karlos Dansby. As a fan of the San Francisco 49ers, I'm actually quite familiar with the Arizona Cardinals linebacker, as far as his exploits and excellence on the field are concerned
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Drugs In Baseball Vs. Tennis: A Contrast In Substance
When Long John suggested the idea for this story, I jumped at the chance because I'm sick and you're tired of reading the same old Major League Baseball steroid schlock...
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Time To Let the San Francisco Giants' 2002 Wound Heal
The All-Star break is always a touch painful for me, and not just because I'm a National League fan. Frankly, the American League's dominance in interleague play is far harder to digest...
